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Wankers Who Walk With Their Arms 6" From Their Sides


Ape™️

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Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot.  Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt.

Flid life.

 

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1 hour ago, Ape said:

Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot.  Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt.

Flid life.

 

I call them 'carpet fitters'. When working nights on doors we never used to let them in, always guaranteed to start some aggro then run for the hills.

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

In the same vein as the 'mank walk' 

I have never heard of the 'mank walk' but I only live here. Granted, the place, like everywhere else, is teeming with tossers who walk around like ten men having culturally appropriated baseball caps and low hanging keks showing a fair acreage of underkeks. Liam Gallagher's swagger was sheer pride in his home city. Ditto Ian Brown and Sean Ryder.

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2 hours ago, Ape said:

Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot.  Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt.

Flid life.

 

Regularly seen in golf clubs and flat roofed pubs.

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There's a south London walk used by the Ali Gs of the area. It's a sort of limp (apparently called 'bouncing') that has the cunt slightly stooped at the waist. Also wearing the usual back to front baseball cap or burberry sun visor that is not only back to front but upside down thus making the cunts silhouette look like a fucking milk jug. 

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42 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Better ask decs about that 

He is a level headed man, he dribbles from both sides of his mouth at the same time. Along with the Lowestoft gurn and the Yarmouth muscular discoordination,  it is listed in all good medical works as the Norfolk Syndrome, caused by excessive fillial inbreeding.

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26 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I bet he regrets making that appointment with the NHS weight loss specialist now.

He probably had all his limbs in tact and a big pot belly when I he first made the appointment.

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38 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

All the extra security guards seen at A&E departments are a direct result of cunts like this turning up legless on Friday nights.

They'll soon sort him out, he hasn't got a le...........

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
20 hours ago, Ape said:

Swaggering fucking thugs tend to walk like this, as they seem to believe it makes they look "well hard". Some people have a lot of fat under their arms which causes them to jut out. Another cause of this phenomenon is those who "work out" a lot.  Whatever the reason, the perpetrator of this ridiculous crime is a stupid fucking cunt.

Flid life.

 

Ape, what about neds who walk in that strange, bandy legged fashion, with a cigarette pinched between thumb and forefinger? You know the type? Remarkable .

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