Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: Wise words Ding, you utter wanker. Always happy to help, prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just now, Eddie said: Here with the girlfriend ape, cant really knock her up in the beach bar, people may object. She is reading her book and I winding an idiot up, perfect. Yeah, what a great way to spend a holiday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, what a great way to spend a holiday! Relaxing, eating and drinking in 36 degrees, i know it does not have the excitement of your carefully planned caravan road trip around Wales in the rain, however i will just have to suffer it. The jealousy is pumping through my viens at the thought of you in your Cardigan and leather driving gloves, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Yeah, what a great way to spend a holiday! Faces buried in their mobile, ignoring each other, eyeing up the other holidaymakers for a quick 5-knuckle shuffle later.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Faces buried in their mobile, ignoring each other, eyeing up the other holidaymakers for a quick 5-knuckle shuffle later.... She hates me Ding, she only hangs about for the gifts and holidays, we hardly speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: She hates me Ding, she only hangs about for the gifts and holidays, we hardly speak. You're in good company .. Ding knows what it is like to be hated .. sometimes I think that he is Rother's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Norfolk comes to mind. Dead web footed council workers floating face down in flooded fields... Withers, you're supposed to be dead. If you think that crawling out of your grave and waving your maggot about like a spastic will get my attention, then think again. I haven't got time for you now, Ding and I are engaged in a battle to the death. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: You're in good company .. Ding knows what it is like to be hated .. sometimes I think that he is Rother's. You must be the only 'lady' that has not fallen under Dings spell, legend has it he is the Russell Brand of Yorkshire 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eddie said: You must be the only 'lady' that has not fallen under Dings spell, legend has it he is the Russell Brand of Yorkshire He is Russell Brand .. ask to see his postcards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 45 minutes ago, Eddie said: Relaxing, eating and drinking in 36 degrees, i know it does not have the excitement of your carefully planned caravan road trip around Wales in the rain, however i will just have to suffer it. The jealousy is pumping through my viens at the thought of you in your Cardigan and leather driving gloves, lol. It's veins, thickie. Oh, and it's I not i. Oh, and there's no need for a capital C in cardigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ape said: It's veins, thickie. Oh, and it's I not i. Oh, and there's no need for a capital C in cardigan. Brilliant ape, no small wonder you made shift supervisor at the factory, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, Ape said: It's veins, thickie. Oh, and it's I not i. Oh, and there's no need for a capital C in cardigan. There would be if you were wearing one. Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: There would be if you were wearing one. Cunt Wash your mouth out withers, don't you know you are addressing the UK president of the caravan club?, show some respect man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: She hates me Ding, she only hangs about for the gifts and holidays, we hardly speak. No surprises there. What's to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Eddie said: She hates me Ding, she only hangs about for the gifts and holidays, we hardly speak. So is she paying for them out of sympathy or pity then? 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: You're in good company .. Ding knows what it is like to be hated .. sometimes I think that he is Rother's. Yes, I know what it is to be hated Pen, the difference is I am hated by some random bobs on some random website where we talk shite. Whereas with you it's in your real life and I find that rather funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: No surprises there. What's to like? That I'm not you, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Eddie said: Big talk from someone who cannot spell accelerate Or bizarre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Norfolk comes to mind. Dead web footed council workers floating face down in flooded fields... We wouldn't drown with webbed feet and hands you fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Eddie said: That I'm not you, lol. Lol. Lol. Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Some top shelf cunting here today lads. Well done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 5 hours ago, Eddie said: Wash your mouth out withers, don't you know you are addressing the UK president of the caravan club?, show some respect man. Sorry Edward, I got confused. I thought that little C&CC flag in the window of his caravan meant ' Complete & Clueless Cunt '. I Googled it, and it stands for Caravan and Camping Club apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: We wouldn't drown with webbed feet and hands you fucking idiot. http://www.greatyarmouthmercury.co.uk/news/microwave_catches_fire_in_great_yarmouth_kitchen_1_4887934 I really don't like it when your carer leaves you unsupervised, Drew. I'll liaise with the council's social services and ensure that in future all appliances are kept at least four feet off of the ground so you don't endanger yourself. You tiny, bald, stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 20 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Sorry Edward, I got confused. I thought that little C&CC flag in the window of his caravan meant ' Complete & Clueless Cunt '. I Googled it, and it stands for Caravan and Camping Club apparently. It's probably best if you stop trying to "do" humour - you're fucking hopeless at it. Try tumour instead, you disease-ridden piece of shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Ape said: It's probably best if you stop trying to "do" humour - you're fucking hopeless at it. Try tumour instead, you disease-ridden piece of shit. Fucking hell lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 Withers, you greasy fucking pig. Ape has metaphorically de-bagged you and horrendously burnt your wizened arse crack with piping hot buttered toast. You're not coming back from this one, and I for one am glad of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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