Cunts Who Extend Their Houses At The Expense Of Any Off Road Parking

[Ape™️]

Why do people do this? The stupid little flid over the road from us, who already has a perfectly decently sized house, has extended, and now has no garage and absolutely nowhere to park his multiple vehicles. Consequently, they are now to be found bumped up the curb outside other houses, along with his obligatory white van. Thick. Thick as fucking pig shit.

Flid life.

 

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Is his name "Dan" by chance?  

[Decimus]

Sounds exactly like something that fat, fucking, absolute disgrace Neil would do.  The Disgusting, manual labouring, self-employed, tax fiddling fucking scumbag.

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

4 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Sounds exactly like something that fat, fucking, absolute disgrace Neil would do.  The Disgusting, manual labouring, self-employed, tax fiddling fucking scumbag.

Cinema room. To stay away from the missus. Valid.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Cinema room. To stay away from the missus. Valid.

If he were to add such a luxury, he would most certainly need to expand.  The secret room, hidden panels and doors, and the theatre quality projection and sound, and the semen crusted, shit and blood stained seats brought in from his favorite old porno cinema multiplex.   

[Neil]

8 hours ago, Decimus said:

Sounds exactly like something that fat, fucking, absolute disgrace Neil would do.  The Disgusting, manual labouring, self-employed, tax fiddling fucking scumbag.

Harsh but fair but I've told you before,I'm not fat!.......and my land is big enough despite my TWO extensions to park my 2 cars,caravan and my white van on........oh,and a skip.

Neighbours are cunts.I should know,I am one

[colonelkurtz]

No worse than the bellends with multiple cctv cameras keeping a watchful eye on whatever the fuck is bothering them in any given week.

"It's a deterrent" they carp .. no ... it's the sign of a cunt , you cunt.

[Guest Manky]

And them cunts that tarmac their gardens for extra parking. This increases water run-off and causes flooding and drowning on river plains. Come to think of it, it's not all bad. Aesthetically it looks minging.

[Witheredscrote]

A truly thought provoking nomination. What can we expect from this cre

10 hours ago, Ape said:

Why do people do this? The stupid little flid over the road from us, who already has a perfectly decently sized house, has extended, and now has no garage and absolutely nowhere to park his multiple vehicles. Consequently, they are now to be found bumped up the curb outside other houses, along with his obligatory white van. Thick. Thick as fucking pig shit.

Flid life.

 

What a truly thought provoking nom. What can we expect from our resident cretin next?.  Maybe ' People who don't fix their sat dishes to the wall with stainless steel bolts, causing rust streaks on the bricks'

[Eddie]

15 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

 

What a truly thought provoking nom. What can we expect from our resident cretin next?.  Maybe ' People who don't fix their sat dishes to the wall with stainless steel bolts, causing rust streaks on the bricks'

His stupidity is only matched by his dullness, maybe a nom about people who don't wear socks with sandals, fucking outrageous show offs.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

11 hours ago, Ape said:

Why do people do this? The stupid little flid over the road from us, who already has a perfectly decently sized house, has extended, and now has no garage and absolutely nowhere to park his multiple vehicles. Consequently, they are now to be found bumped up the curb outside other houses, along with his obligatory white van. Thick. Thick as fucking pig shit.

Flid life.

 

Excellent

[Witheredscrote]

38 minutes ago, Manky said:

And them cunts that tarmac their gardens for extra parking. This increases water run-off and causes flooding and drowning on river plains. Come to think of it, it's not all bad. Aesthetically it looks minging.

Norfolk comes to mind. Dead web footed council workers floating face down in flooded fields...

[Ape™️]

20 minutes ago, Eddie said:

His stupidity is only matched by his dullness, maybe a nom about people who don't wear socks with sandals, fucking outrageous show offs.

You, of all people, talking about other peoples stupidity?! Absolutely priceless! What amazes me more, however, is why someone who is supposedly on holiday in the sun, is still posting the same old utterly pathetic drivel on here. Bizzare.

[Ape™️]

35 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

A truly thought provoking nomination. What can we expect from this cre

What a truly thought provoking nom. What can we expect from our resident cretin next?.  Maybe ' People who don't fix their sat dishes to the wall with stainless steel bolts, causing rust streaks on the bricks'

It's always nice to receive a bit of critique from a real master of great noms such as yourself. Also, you are clearly too thick to realise when someone is blatantly taking the piss. Dopey French turd.

[Guest Manky]

10 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Norfolk comes to mind. Dead web footed council workers floating face down in flooded fields...

I have kept the taps running at home for years trying to raise the sea level. Every little helps.

[Stubby Pecker]

55 minutes ago, Manky said:

And them cunts that tarmac their gardens for extra parking. This increases water run-off and causes flooding and drowning on river plains. Come to think of it, it's not all bad. Aesthetically it looks minging.

'Increases water run off and drowning on river plains'

Your knowledge of the hydrological cycle withstanding, I think you'll find it's all the foreigners that cause the flooding and every other problem in our once great nation. 

[Guest Manky]

13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

'Increases water run off and drowning on river plains'

Your knowledge of the hydrological cycle withstanding, I think you'll find it's all the foreigners that cause the flooding and every other problem in our once great nation. 

Typical commie mong statement. Bringing racism into everything hoping to blame us true Brits for your predjudices.  Immigration is good for this country, all the Syrian doctors and engineers will be a blessing for us.

Just fuck off.

[Guest nobgobbler]

Manky's right it does look minging. It's a sign of the times, they extend coz they can't afford to move to something bigger. Cuntry being fucked an'all.

[Stubby Pecker]

12 minutes ago, Manky said:

Typical commie mong statement. Bringing racism into everything hoping to blame us true Brits for your predjudices.  Immigration is good for this country, all the Syrian doctors and engineers will be a blessing for us.

Just fuck off.

No thicko, my stance on immigration is clear as is my compassion to fellow humans. I just like winding you up because you're a brainless thug with nothing constructive to offer.

[Guest Manky]

4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

No thicko, my stance on immigration is clear as is my compassion to fellow humans. I just like winding you up because you're a brainless thug with nothing constructive to offer.

And this erudite forum is the place for intelligent debate and reason? With your valuable insights you are wasted on here. Maybe you should try Newsnight or The Andrew Marr Show. Or better still Loose Women. Fucking self righteous tart.

[Guest DingTheRioja]

12 hours ago, Ape said:

Why do people do this? The stupid little flid over the road from us, who already has a perfectly decently sized house, has extended, and now has no garage and absolutely nowhere to park his multiple vehicles. Consequently, they are now to be found bumped up the curb outside other houses, along with his obligatory white van. Thick. Thick as fucking pig shit.

Flid life.

 

Thick cunt. You should have objected.

[Ape™️]

31 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

Thick cunt. You should have objected.

Wise words Ding, you utter wanker.

[Eddie]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

You, of all people, talking about other peoples stupidity?! Absolutely priceless! What amazes me more, however, is why someone who is supposedly on holiday in the sun, is still posting the same old utterly pathetic drivel on here. Bizzare.

Big talk from someone who cannot spell accelerate, lol. Anyway believe it or not, mobile phones work abroad, and shock horror other countries beside Britain have WiFi, you blithering bloody spaz. I don't have anything to do for a couple of weeks Ape, this affords me the luxury of being able to post a few more pictures, I know how you enjoy them. 

[Ape™️]

Just now, Eddie said:

Big talk from someone who cannot spell accelerate, lol. Anyway believe it or not, mobile phones work abroad, and shock horror other countries beside Britain have WiFi, you blithering bloody spaz. I don't have anything to do for a couple of weeks Ape, this affords me the luxury of being able to post a few more pictures, I know how you enjoy them. 

The thickie here (no surprises I know) is you. I wasn't questioning the means by which you are posting your usual drivel, but why you were posting it. You see, people with families, when on holiday, tend to just enjoy spending time together.

[Eddie]

1 minute ago, Ape said:

The thickie here (no surprises I know) is you. I wasn't questioning the means by which you are posting your usual drivel, but why you were posting it. You see, people with families, when on holiday, tend to just enjoy spending time together.

Here with the girlfriend ape, cant really knock her up in the beach bar, people may object. She is reading her book and I winding an idiot up, perfect.