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Just now, Lady Penelope said:

Barbour jackets are now undated .. in any event they had become as common and vulgar as they were being worn by the hoi polloi of whom @Punkape is an especially low .. indeed under-class example.

 

 

 

 

 

 

You stick to your anorak.(for more than one reason)

lol.

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2 hours ago, Punkape said:

You add nothing to this site.

You do, unfortunately it's a load of complete toss.

47 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Welcome back Punky. What style of jacket do you wear when you are out dogging?

Do Jiffy make jackets?

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11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

 

You do, unfortunately it's a load of complete toss.

Do Jiffy make jackets?

If so it would have to have bubble wrap epaulettes for our punky, and a matching man bag. 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
3 hours ago, Punkape said:

Altered quote removed.

I am not getting my penis enlargement surgery (from 7 to 9 inches) reversed. Fuck you.

Edited by Mrs Roops
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13 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

 

Great work Noakesy, a classic from the faults, but we all know there's a lot more where that came from, ehh 'eavens?

Give Punker's No Chance - John Lennon
 
Ev'rybody knows 'bout
His: Dragism, Transism, Genderism, Gay-Jizm
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m is-m
 
But what we are saying is Punkape's a queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Hit it
C'mon, ev'rybody tries to cunt
'eavens, 777's, Manky, Franky, Stubbsy, Quincy, Deci,
Bawsy, Scotty, Tatty, Ratty, r-soles, Admin,
Gypo, Gobby, Mr Fucking Blobby...
 
But what we're all saying, is Punkape, you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody knows you are a
Bender-member, a post-op transgender, stooper-pooper, scat-eating trooper
Toe-touching weirdo, up the arse with dildo's, Butt-plugging Bilbo,
A Dale Winton, Grayson, Liberace's Gay-Son, A Shirt-lifting Dragster...
 
Got it!
 
What we are saying, is Punkape you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
Edited by 'eavensabove
Punkape
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8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
Give Punker's No Chance - John Lennon
 
Ev'rybody knows 'bout
His: Dragism, Transism, Genderism, Gay-Jizm
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m is-m
 
But what we are saying is Punkape's a queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Hit it
C'mon, ev'rybody tries to cunt
'eavens, 777's, Manky, Franky, Stubbsy, Quincy, Deci,
Bawsy, Scotty, Tatty, Ratty, r-soles, Admin,
Gypo, Gobby, Mr Fucking Blobby...
 
But what we're all saying, is Punkape, you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody knows you are a
Bender-member, a post-op transgender, stooper-pooper, scat-eating trooper
Toe-touching weirdo, up the arse with dildo's, Butt-plugging Bilbo,
A Dale Winton, Grayson, Liberace's Gay-Son, A Shirt-lifting Dragster...
 
Got it!
 
What we are saying, is Punkape you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer

Fuck!

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23 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
Give Punker's No Chance - John Lennon
 
Ev'rybody knows 'bout
His: Dragism, Transism, Genderism, Gay-Jizm
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m is-m
 
But what we are saying is Punkape's a queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Hit it
C'mon, ev'rybody tries to cunt
'eavens, 777's, Manky, Franky, Stubbsy, Quincy, Deci,
Bawsy, Scotty, Tatty, Ratty, r-soles, Admin,
Gypo, Gobby, Mr Fucking Blobby...
 
But what we're all saying, is Punkape, you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody knows you are a
Bender-member, a post-op transgender, stooper-pooper, scat-eating trooper
Toe-touching weirdo, up the arse with dildo's, Butt-plugging Bilbo,
A Dale Winton, Grayson, Liberace's Gay-Son, A Shirt-lifting Dragster...
 
Got it!
 
What we are saying, is Punkape you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer

You're definitely a knobjockey and you'll be rounded up when the purges start.

lol.

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36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:
Give Punker's No Chance - John Lennon
 
Ev'rybody knows 'bout
His: Dragism, Transism, Genderism, Gay-Jizm
This-ism, that-ism, is-m, is-m is-m
 
But what we are saying is Punkape's a queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Hit it
C'mon, ev'rybody tries to cunt
'eavens, 777's, Manky, Franky, Stubbsy, Quincy, Deci,
Bawsy, Scotty, Tatty, Ratty, r-soles, Admin,
Gypo, Gobby, Mr Fucking Blobby...
 
But what we're all saying, is Punkape, you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer
 
Let me tell you now
Ev'rybody knows you are a
Bender-member, a post-op transgender, stooper-pooper, scat-eating trooper
Toe-touching weirdo, up the arse with dildo's, Butt-plugging Bilbo,
A Dale Winton, Grayson, Liberace's Gay-Son, A Shirt-lifting Dragster...
 
Got it!
 
What we are saying, is Punkape you're queer
All we are saying is Punkape's a queer

Please restrict over-caffeinated E J Thribb acrimony to the Cunting Through Song thread. 

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11 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Please restrict over-caffeinated E J Thribb acrimony to the Cunting Through Song thread. 

Spoil Sport. However, Thribb? They are not. "On Topic," they are.

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1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said:

Spoil Sport. However, Thribb? They are not. "On Topic," they are.

No, they're a shit unfunny gimmick that you've tired out long ago and should be ashamed of using in substitute to real humor. Welsh-cunt has distracted me from you but don't think that means I won't call you a fucking spacker when you deserve it. Don't let it happen again.

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47 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

Please restrict over-caffeinated E J Thribb acrimony to the Cunting Through Song thread. 

All I did was remove the first lines of bullshit from punkape's post and you removed it, what an unhinged approach to moderation. Absolutely no consistency. It was not altered to change any context whatsoever, just to make it easier to read.

Punkape is a grassing little sock puppet faggot. Perhaps they should be dealt with, eh?

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2 hours ago, Noakes said:

Oh Seville, sorry miss read that as Savile. I see what you did there.

I too have seen what you did there, which on balance is cleverer than what I did. If that is, what I think you were thinking I did is what I think it was and that we both agree on what you tried to do. What do you think?

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1 minute ago, ratcum said:

I too have seen what you did there, which on balance is cleverer than what I did. If that is, what I think you were thinking I did is what I think it was and that we both agree on what you tried to do. What do you think?

Only time will William Tell.

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48 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Fuck you.

Lol.

Excellent nom Punkers. I have a Barbour waxed Stockman full length coat. . I use it for hacking out in the hills when the weather is inclement. I remember it cost in excess of £ 350 over 20 years ago, far beyond the means of many on here. Can you imagine that shortarse little Welsh prick Bubba in a coat like that, he would look like a badly erected tent. LOL

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