Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 ... Moving house is a cunt, particularly when I've moved three times since last year, and even now as I move once again it's only for 6 months or so. Boxing up, packing this & that and herding my flock takes its toll, not to mention the expense and of course language barriers. You might say that I have it easy, what with being a nomadic pilgrim in a Yurt, but moving here to there due to necessity, truly pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Moving house is a cunt, particularly when I've moved three times since last year, and even now as I move once again it's only for 6 months or so. Boxing up, packing this & that and herding my flock takes its toll, not to mention the expense and of course language barriers. You might say that I have it easy, what with being a nomadic pilgrim in a Yurt, but moving here to there due to necessity, truly pisses me off. gypo droog scum wallah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Moving house is a cunt, particularly when I've moved three times since last year, and even now as I move once again it's only for 6 months or so. Boxing up, packing this & that and herding my flock takes its toll, not to mention the expense and of course language barriers. You might say that I have it easy, what with being a nomadic pilgrim in a Yurt, but moving here to there due to necessity, truly pisses me off. Language barriers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Language barriers? South East v West v Cornwall v Suffolk. But, on a more serious note, it's the upheaval of moving that winds me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: South East v West v Cornwall v Suffolk. I see your predicament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Moving house is a cunt, particularly when I've moved three times since last year, and even now as I move once again it's only for 6 months or so. Boxing up, packing this & that and herding my flock takes its toll, not to mention the expense and of course language barriers. You might say that I have it easy, what with being a nomadic pilgrim in a Yurt, but moving here to there due to necessity, truly pisses me off. Pay your fucking rent. Then you wouldn't keep getting evicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 36 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: Pay your fucking rent. Then you wouldn't keep getting evicted. I've not been living in a big house with three shitters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 9 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've not been living in a big house with three shitters. You mentioned moving west. Please don't, we already have enough cunts here, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: You mentioned moving west. Please don't, we already have enough cunts here, thank you very much. I've not the slightest inclination to Go West. Fuck having you as a neighbour, poncing sugar & milk and reading my newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I've not the slightest inclination to Go West. Fuck having you as a neighbour, poncing sugar & milk and reading my newspaper. I'd probably fuck yer dog an all... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Careful you cunt. You're not getting anywhere with my wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'd probably fuck yer dog an all... 13 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Careful you cunt. You're not getting anywhere with my wife. He's right, she called Cyril, size of a house and a bigger beard than a Taliban leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Something to grab onto, every turd has a silver lining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: She eats Westerners alive, with her thighs alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: ... Moving house is a cunt, particularly when I've moved three times since last year, and even now as I move once again it's only for 6 months or so. Boxing up, packing this & that and herding my flock takes its toll, not to mention the expense and of course language barriers. You might say that I have it easy, what with being a nomadic pilgrim in a Yurt, but moving here to there due to necessity, truly pisses me off. 6,000 miles away, I get a signal, and the first thing I read is this shit. Yesterday I spent 4 hours photographing a fucking great crater spouting copious amounts of hot, foul smelling shit, and it was deafening. It was probably very similar to standing next to you in a flat roofed pub, as you talk complete bollocks. Fuck off you Welsh tit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: 6,000 miles away, I get a signal, and the first thing I read is this shit. Yesterday I spent 4 hours photographing a fucking great crater spouting copious amounts of hot, foul smelling shit, and it was deafening. It was probably very similar to standing next to you in a flat roofed pub, as you talk complete bollocks. Fuck off you Welsh tit. Luckily, no one gives a fuck what you think, say or do. Tomorrow, rather than photographing this crater, jump in it. I expect you'll be vomited back out pretty fast though - even planet earth finds you repulsive. Stupid French cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I've not been living in a big house with three shitters. IKTC has mislead you, as by shitters, he actually means bullshitters. And he's all three of them. Oh, and he's a nasty little racist wanker too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: IKTC has mislead you, as by shitters, he actually means bullshitters. And he's all three of them. Oh, and he's a nasty little racist wanker too. You'd like it here Ape, the lava flows are so hot you could heat your saucepan of Tesco baked beans in 10 seconds and save on the cost of gas. You tight, miserable caravan towing cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: You'd like it here Ape, the lava flows are so hot you could heat your saucepan of Tesco baked beans in 10 seconds and save on the cost of gas. You tight, miserable caravan towing cunt... I wouldn't like it there, Withers. See if you can think why that might be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I wouldn't like it there, Withers. See if you can think why that might be. Yes well I am aware that it is a bit further than your usual Skegness, but you should try and be a bit more adventurous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes well I am aware that it is a bit further than your usual Skegness, but you should try and be a bit more adventurous. Are you missing Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: 6,000 miles away, I get a signal, and the first thing I read is this shit. Yesterday I spent 4 hours photographing a fucking great crater spouting copious amounts of hot, foul smelling shit, and it was deafening. It was probably very similar to standing next to you in a flat roofed pub, as you talk complete bollocks. Fuck off you Welsh tit. Then you're a cunt, aren't you. Fuck off yourself, Duck-Head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 I'm moving to London where the streets are paved with gold. Make sure that your new house has a boiling water tap and is located near a garden centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2017 Report Share Posted February 26, 2017 20 minutes ago, Ape said: IKTC has mislead you, as by shitters, he actually means bullshitters. And he's all three of them. Oh, and he's a nasty little racist wanker too. He should fly South, along with ol' Duck-Head the goose-plucking-fucker. Shit-cunts the pair of 'em, just like all lava mouthed sulphur breaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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