Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you talking about the multi talented actor or that smug scientist person with the shit eating grin? If it's the latter, then I concur; he can fuck off. That's him, was in a one hit wonder shit band that Tony Blair used to shag Cherie up the arse to at which time he said to her that he could use one of their songs for his election campagne ♬ all together now all together now TOGETHER ♬ The rest is history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 12 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Gerritrightfuckinupyeyanumptyfuckincunt. Be quiet baws, just lift your kilt for the girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can vaguely remember Fyfe Robinson, a Scottish broadcaster with a twee way of speaking, very much like the old pisshead character in the film 'Whisky Galore'. "Hellooo therrr, I'm Fyfe Robertson". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 "I don't know, I really don't know". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: When I was a kid we never heard a northern accent on the telly, it was proper BBC English so it seems ironic that it was the BBC's 'diversity' policy that changed all that, that we now have to endure northern and other regional accents. That Professor Brian Cox get's up my jacksy with his fucking 'Well wah duurn't relly nooooo!' Fuck off and bring back Sir Patrick Moore, he fucking knew yah fucking northern thicky cunt. I could listen to Brian Cox all day, he makes my favourite subject easy to understand. I think he has an honest approach, Patrick Moore didn't know either! He was a pompous twat, and you can't bring him back coz he's brown bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I could listen to Brian Cox all day, he makes my favourite subject easy to understand. I think he has an honest approach, Patrick Moore didn't know either! He was a pompous twat, and you can't bring him back coz he's brown bread. I'm with Gong on this one. Brian Cox gets on my fucking tits, with his gay, lisping fucking whiny voice and charity shop demeanour. He's been living off this cool 'Alex James from Blur' image for far too long, which BBC producers saw and exploited from the outset. He's about as rock 'n' roll as my arsehole after a hot curry. He also does this stupid fake smile for the camera, which brings him very near the top of my most punchable faces ever list. And this is a shame, because the cosmos interests me greatly – which was brought about in the first instance by the unique icon that is Sir Patrick Moore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: I'm with Gong on this one. Brian Cox gets on my fucking tits, with his gay, lisping fucking whiny voice and charity shop demeanour. He's been living off this cool 'Alex James from Blur' image for far too long, which BBC producers saw and exploited from the outset. He's about as rock 'n' roll as my arsehole after a hot curry. He also does this stupid fake smile for the camera, which brings him very near the top of my most punchable faces ever list. And this is a shame, because the cosmos interests me greatly – which was brought about in the first instance by the unique icon that is Sir Patrick Moore. Yeah, but if you were a woman, who would you rather look at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, but if you were a woman, who would you rather look at? It's virtually impossible to see things from a female viewpoint, especially as such irrelevances distract from the serious scientific nature of the programme. That said, at a push, I'd rather see an old man with a monocle who's likely wearing an incontinence nappy than some overgrown student depicting a huge Uranus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, but if you were a woman, who would you rather look at? If he was a women he would be watching cookery programmes and reading romantic novels. Just like it used to be before all this gender neutral bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah, but if you were a woman, who would you rather look at? A young Patrick Moore Gobbly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: I could listen to Brian Cox all day, he makes my favourite subject easy to understand. I think he has an honest approach, Patrick Moore didn't know either! He was a pompous twat, and you can't bring him back coz he's brown bread. I don't want to piss on your strawberries but Brian Cox talks a load bollocks. When he says 'Well we don't really know' after being asked a reasonable question by an eleven year old he's either lying or can't answer the question. Other professors and experst on the subjects he covers in the same field argue with him, you're watching a grinny tv personality spewing disingenuous information to a public that will never bother to check out what they've been told. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 13 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Tried reading a book recently you thick lazy cunt? You will never fly with the eagles if you lie with the pigeons. Says the person who's undoubtedly got more DVDs than books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: "Hellooo therrr, I'm Fyfe Robertson". Yep, that's the bloke, like a skinny Mrs Doubtfire with a beard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Gong Farmer said: I don't want to piss on your strawberries but Brian Cox talks a load bollocks. When he says 'Well we don't really know' after being asked a reasonable question by an eleven year old he's either lying or can't answer the question. Other professors and experst on the subjects he covers in the same field argue with him, you're watching a grinny tv personality spewing disingenuous information to a public that will never bother to check out what they've been told. There's no proof that it's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. There is just no proof that it is. Yet. To be able to prove it we would first have to achieve it and unless we develop the technology to create a time machine which is unlikely, the only option is to go out into space and put the space time continuum wormhole leap theory into practice. And that isn't going to happen any time soon. Call me cynical but I don't believe any astrocunt got as far as the moon. Jules Verne was cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: A young Patrick Moore Gobbly Not my type. He's got a monobrow for fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 One Carl Sagan. There's only one Carl Sagan. One Carl Saaaaa-gan... ♬ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: One Carl Sagan. There's only one Carl Sagan. One Carl Saaaaa-gan... ♬ Captain Scarlet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Captain Scarlet. You minx, you know I've got a soft spot for Destiny Angel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 Whilst it can be argued that Brian Cox has some annoying personality traits it has to be said that academics aren't made professors at respected universities nor are they accorded Fellowships at the Royal Society for the ability to talk Bollocks. One of the problems with UK tertiary education is that it churns out too many social science and humanities degrees (usually of little worth to the individual or the country) and not enough in the pure sciences, technology and engineering. If Brian Cox's skill in communicating complex concepts in a way that the lay person can understand, and more importantly, enthuses the younger generation to study subjects that are considered "too hard" then that can only be a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Whilst it can be argued that Brian Cox has some annoying personality traits it has to be said that academics aren't made professors at respected universities nor are they accorded Fellowships at the Royal Society for the ability to talk Bollocks. One of the problems with UK tertiary education is that it churns out too many social science and humanities degrees (usually of little worth to the individual or the country) and not enough in the pure sciences, technology and engineering. If Brian Cox's skill in communicating complex concepts in a way that the lay person can understand, and more importantly, enthuses the younger generation to study subjects that are considered "too hard" then that can only be a good thing. Well fuck me sideways - I agree with Roops! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 31 minutes ago, Ape said: Well fuck me sideways - I agree with Roops! Likewise. But I prefer her when she's feeling feisty and authoritarian at wine o'clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I found the perfect training course for you. Healing From Toxic Whiteness Somewhat ironically, it appears to be run by a yellow person. Check your privilege. That Bernadette would certainly get it... Don't fancy the Chinese, does that make me racist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 47 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: That Bernadette would certainly get it... Don't fancy the Chinese, does that make me racist? Of course not. I rarely fancy a Chinese and usually opt for a chicken madras and pilau rice with a Bombay aloo and keema naan, and other types of proper English food, like korma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course not. I rarely fancy a Chinese and usually opt for a chicken madras and pilau rice with a Bombay aloo and keema naan, and other types of proper English food, like korma. Surely you tikka the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 16, 2017 Report Share Posted March 16, 2017 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course not. I rarely fancy a Chinese and usually opt for a chicken madras and pilau rice with a Bombay aloo and keema naan, and other types of proper English food, like korma. Kormas are for poofs, Madras and above only, Phaal for real men... and yes, it's British... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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