Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Good Morning and happy Easter ! Fuck off. In keeping with Easter tradition, I have mailed three nails to you... Put yourself up for the night. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 5 hours ago, The Beast said: My Auntie Hilda used to say abruptly, "bugger. I' ve dropped a stitch" yeah they did their own episiotomies in them days Beastly. Your Aunt was fuckin hardcore. My Auntie Vi was raped by The Mole from Thunderbirds but calmly stapled her perineum back together and carried on. She was into FGM before it became fashionable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 16, 2017 Report Share Posted April 16, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: In keeping with Easter tradition, I have mailed three nails to you... Put yourself up for the night. LOL Punkers, there's a lot of sense in your posts today....That large blank white bit in the middle especially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 29, 2017 Report Share Posted August 29, 2017 I have just looking at a pack of paracetamol tablets .. made by "Wockhardt uk", there's an irony, some sexual innuendo and a serious speech impediment rolled into one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 On 15/04/2017 at 6:59 AM, Punkape said: Everyone can understand perfectly what I say.I have sound diction,I enunciate well and my grammar is excellent.My delivery is measured and eloquent and any accent is beautifully modulated yet discernibly clipped with a true upper class resonance. Elecution lessons should be a prerequisite for cunts who strangle vowels and search in vain for vocabulary long since mangled then regurgitated. Fuck off. What is your favourite Chas and Dave song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: What is your favourite Chas and Dave song? All my mrs does is rabbit, rabbit, rabbit. It's costing me a fortune in batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 55 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: What is your favourite Chas and Dave song? Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 On 16/04/2017 at 3:48 PM, DingTheRioja said: Punkers, there's a lot of sense in your posts today....That large blank white bit in the middle especially. A classic Ding post. Quoting the wrong person, completely devoid of any humour and no shame in making himself look like a right stupid fucking cunt. Come back, Ding, we all promise to act like committeegate never happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Pleb. Which album was that on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Which album was that on? Absolutely none of your fucking business peasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: Absolutely none of your fucking business peasant. I expect that you like "Nellie The Elephant". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: Absolutely none of your fucking business peasant. There was no need for you to spit the dummy like that. As I have never worked at a market, I can't pretend to know your frustration at how few sales your CD stall has generated - standing there with two Pet Shop Boys albums in your hand, yelling "TWO FOR A PAAAHND" and watching sadly as everybody walks on by. Don't take your failures out on others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: There was no need for you to spit the dummy like that. As I have never worked at a market, I can't pretend to know your frustration at how few sales your CD stall has generated - standing there with two Pet Shop Boys albums in your hand, yelling "TWO FOR A PAAAHND" and watching sadly as everybody walks on by. Don't take your failures out on others. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 21 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: There was no need for you to spit the dummy like that. As I have never worked at a market, I can't pretend to know your frustration at how few sales your CD stall has generated - standing there with two Pet Shop Boys albums in your hand, yelling "TWO FOR A PAAAHND" and watching sadly as everybody walks on by. Don't take your failures out on others. @Punkape would shout "Terwoo fwor a Pwoond!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: @Punkape would shout "Terwoo fwor a Pwoond!". An experienced "street walker" such as yourself would know all the vernacular.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: An experienced "street walker" such as yourself would know all the vernacular.... You being a kerb crawler in the gay village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: Pleb. Fuckin ell Punkers, that spell in Nicaragua must've caused your manic iteration to relapse, no wait, I forgot, that's normal for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Somethink,anythink,nothink.......boils my fucking piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 BIRMINGHAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 9, 2018 Report Share Posted March 9, 2018 On 30/08/2017 at 10:57 AM, Neil said: Somethink,anythink,nothink.......boils my fucking piss Everyfink. Nah wot aah meen like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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