Guest Snatch Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I bought a cloning kit from Maplin earlier today .. I am pleased to say that there now 53 exact replicas of me. Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If you want a guide to public stoning, look no further than 'The Life Of Brian', half a dozen blokes carry over a half ton boulder and just drop it on the cunt, a voice in the background 'good shot'. I get stoned from the moment I wake up ... by the locals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 hours ago, cuntspotter said: That's ten too fucking many. Nothing has been cast in stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: " Thou shalt not lie with another civil partner when infected with AIDS or HIV." Obsessed with bumming and AIDS again? What a supprisr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Thou shalt do as I say, not as I do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Thou shalt do as I say, not as I do... Thou shalt shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 9:12 PM, Snatch said: Frank? I sold the Maplin cloning kit on Ebay to someone from Cheshire .. currently there are 127 exact replicas of Punker's begging on the streets of Manchester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: I sold the Maplin cloning kit on Ebay to someone from Cheshire .. currently there are 127 exact replicas of Punker's begging on the streets of Manchester. and all of them inflatables. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 On 2017-4-20 at 8:34 PM, Punkape said: " Thou shalt not lie with another civil partner when infected with AIDS or HIV." So you are saying that it is ok for you and your civil partner to do the dirty up the old shit box but only when not infected. Oh well you have about two weeks then. Hypocrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I sold the Maplin cloning kit on Ebay to someone from Cheshire .. currently there are 127 exact replicas of Punker's begging on the streets of Manchester. I think I've met a few of them, although mercifully none of them had a drum kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 44 minutes ago, Rick_B said: I think I've met a few of them, although mercifully none of them had a drum kit. They did however have AIDS and wore a long coat while admiring you from a distance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 4 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I sold the Maplin cloning kit on Ebay to someone from Cheshire .. currently there are 127 exact replicas of Punker's begging on the streets of Manchester. I bought a cloning set off Amazon. There are now 58 replicas of me running a fairground in Canvey Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 On 20/04/2017 at 8:22 PM, The Lady Penelope said: I bought a cloning kit from Maplin earlier today .. I am pleased to say that there now 53 exact replicas of me. That's 53 more people presenting an excellent case for making euthanasia legal in the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 11 minutes ago, Wolfie said: That's 53 more people presenting an excellent case for making euthanasia legal in the UK. Legal? I'd say mandatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bought a cloning set off Amazon. There are now 58 replicas of me running a fairground in Canvey Island Bet your ex must be shitting himself..every time he turns a corner, you're there, staring at him...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Bet your ex must be shitting himself..every time he turns a corner, you're there, staring at him...!! That's women in general, cloned or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 One of my clones cloned the cloning kit and there are now clones of clones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Thou shalt always miss out the first defender in dead-ball situations .......which is why Erik Lamela has gone missing these past few months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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