Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 11 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly. Some help please Punkers, I am serving an entrée of pate forestier aux cepe this evening. I am at a loss as to which wine would compliment it. Any ideas? Nothing French. Pisswater contaminated with anti freeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: He'll be round at Noakes afterwards for a good "courgetting". lol. Courgettes are for poofs like you and french faggots like withers, although you prefer the senior version, the marrow. English vegetables like a good turnip or parsnip make up your variety of butt plugs. Queer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Exactly. Some help please Punkers, I am serving an entrée of pate forestier aux cepe this evening. I am at a loss as to which wine would compliment it. Any ideas? It doesn't matter just buy something cheap, uncork it and ram the bottle right up your own back passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Courgettes are for poofs like you and french faggots like withers, although you prefer the senior version, the marrow. English vegetables like a good turnip or parsnip make up your variety of butt plugs. Queer! It would take a giant pumpkin to fill your cavity. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: It would take a giant pumpkin to fill your cavity. lol Chortle, haven't any of you cuntbreeds suggested that our garlic chomping, Vichy cunt friend pokes French beans up his japs eye? It seems the most logical and childish come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Courgettes are for poofs like you and french faggots like withers, although you prefer the senior version, the marrow. English vegetables like a good turnip or parsnip make up your variety of butt plugs. Queer! You're in depth knowledge of the subject is predictable as well as disturbing. You need to become a catholic and follow it's teaching otherwise you're on the road to Sodom and Gommorah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 51 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're in depth knowledge of the subject is predictable as well as disturbing. You need to become a catholic and follow it's teaching otherwise you're on the road to Sodom and Gommorah. When it comes to all the other cunts on here, I say Sod 'em all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Crispy battered Spam fritters are the very apex of culinary excellence. Shoved into a white bap with brown sauce... foodie fucking heaven! 20 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I've done a few bit parts in my time. Pics or didn't happen!! 19 hours ago, Punkape said: If you want information about wine it's the obvious place to go.... I'be been using them for years. Fuck off. you couldn't afford to lick the glue off the fucking labels, and you'd never know the difference in taste either. 19 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: I have just drunk my first bottle of the 2010 vintage. This was a good buy. It punches above its price. I think it will last at least another 5 years and while the tannins may wane there may be more complexity. Well I've just opened a couple of bottles of Chateau Beaumont 2006 and all I can say is that it is probably the best money I have ever spent. Fantastic! Only another 22 to get through - and it's almost past its "best by" date too! Better crack on I suppose - I could invite Punkers round but...........no fuck the cunt!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: You're in depth knowledge of the subject is predictable as well as disturbing. You need to become a catholic and follow it's teaching otherwise you're on the road to Sodom and Gommorah. Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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