Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Its not the lorry driver's fault that the bridge is too low so why does he always get the blame? Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 I'd imagine because he ignores the big fuck off warning sign that clearly states the maximum vehicle height, which he would know is too low for him if he was doing his job properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Of course it's the lorry drivers fault, you stupid fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 It doesn't seem to of been a problem for hundreds of other lorry drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its not the lorry driver's fault that the bridge is too low so why does he always get the blame? Cunts. I blame the fucking Romans and their unforgivable lack of foresight and forward planning. They actually coined the word "omnibus", but still failed to carry out a proper risk management assessment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I blame the fucking Romans and their unforgivable lack of foresight and forward planning. They actually coined the word "omnibus", but still failed to carry out a proper risk management assessment. That's an open top double decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: That's an open top double decker. Was, it's now an open top single decker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its not the lorry driver's fault that the bridge is too low so why does he always get the blame? Cunts. What a stupid fucking cunt! The lorri driving twat was probably getting a blowie from Punkers and missed the large, brightly coloured sign indicating low clearance....and Pen for continuing to be the daft fucking bint she is. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 hours ago, Roadkill said: I'd imagine because he ignores the big fuck off warning sign that clearly states the maximum vehicle height, which he would know is too low for him if he was doing his job properly. 6 hours ago, Ape said: Of course it's the lorry drivers fault, you stupid fucking idiot. To be fair to the lorry driver, it isn't easy juggling the: eating of a pot Noodle; planning of where to dispose of the strangled prostitute; watching of extreme porn, drinking a tenants super t; texting of death threats to separated wife and children; and the watching of warning signs for low bridges. I mean, I do generalise but they're not all superhuman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 You sexist fucking cunts. You do get women lorry drivers nowadays which may explain the increase in the amount of 'accidents' like this. Fuck off. Who the fuck ate a peanut Yorkie anyhow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: To be fair to the lorry driver, it isn't easy juggling the: eating of a pot Noodle; planning of where to dispose of the strangled prostitute; watching of extreme porn, drinking a tenants super t; texting of death threats to separated wife and children; and the watching of warning signs for low bridges. I mean, I do generalise but they're not all superhuman. At least you're not being sexist, assuming the lorry driver is a sizeable lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: At least you're not being sexist, assuming the lorry driver is a sizeable lesbian. 95% of women instantly gain 90kg once they convert to lesbianism. Fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 52 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: You sexist fucking cunts. You do get women lorry drivers nowadays which may explain the increase in the amount of 'accidents' like this. Fuck off. Who the fuck ate a peanut Yorkie anyhow Maybe the driver had an anaphylactic shock and slammed the accelerator down on the roundabout.... Was he from Glasgow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 You cannot get a much Lower Bridge than this cunt. Give me a Higher Bridge anytime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Its not the lorry driver's fault that the bridge is too low so why does he always get the blame? Cunts. Did you know that Helen Keller had her LGV license taken off her? So much for the rights of disabled people. Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Was it the bridge of size? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 Bridge is a card game for pufters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Bridge is a card game for pufters. I bet you play Precision Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 31, 2017 Report Share Posted May 31, 2017 30 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I bet you play Precision Club. I'm not into seal pups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Perhaps the driver was from east Europe and was bamboozled by the warning sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, Gronda Gronda said: Perhaps the driver was from east Europe and was bamboozled by the warning sign. Judging by the damage I would say the driver was just a thick twat. Whether British, European or from Mars, he should have known the dimensions of his truck and the height of that bridge weren't a good match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Gronda Gronda said: Perhaps the driver was from east Europe and was bamboozled by the warning sign. Hello gronda gronda, I suspect you aren't new here, but in the spirit of all things cunts corner, it's welcome time. So here's a warm one, up your game, bamboozled, fucking bamboozled, if you are an Americunt go and shoot Trump, if not then shoot yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Mingeeta said: Judging by the damage I would say the driver was just a thick twat. Whether British, European or from Mars, he should have known the dimensions of his truck and the height of that bridge weren't a good match. Hahaha I love this place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gronda Gronda Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Hello gronda gronda, I suspect you aren't new here, but in the spirit of all things cunts corner, it's welcome time. So here's a warm one, up your game, bamboozled, fucking bamboozled, if you are an Americunt go and shoot Trump, if not then shoot yourself. Yes I am new here and TY for the welcome. CC is something I discovered recently and I have laughed more here than at any comedy special. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 1 minute ago, Gronda Gronda said: Yes I am new here and TY for the welcome. CC is something I discovered recently and I have laughed more here than at any comedy special. Love it! Don't be put off by some on here. There are arseholes, flids, racists, biggots, zealots, poofs, brainless morons, village idiots, wankers, perverts and queers (that's punkape out the way) and low tolerance thin skinned freaks, lesbians, cross dressers, liars, any kind of 'phobe you can imagine and moderators. You may converse with the odd cunt or two as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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