Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 The fuck is this all about? Go to some wanky restaurant in London. Follow the signs to the bogs. Go breezing in on some wifey washing her hands. Oops? Did I do something wrong? No! Said wanky restaurant is challenging out perception of going for a dump. Politicising our very bowel movements. Alternatively see a row of unmarked cubicles and some other wifey didn't bother to lock the door, so you push it open on her while she's pushing out a steaming coil. Fuck? Sinks made out of old beer kegs sawn in half. Copper piping going all over the place. Unisex, intersex, sexual harassment toilets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Such utter, pointless drivel could only evolve from the tiny brain of a drunken Scottish pervert who obviously hangs around public toilets like a freakish scat connoisseur. Good God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just stay out of London, or any other place that isn't an abject fucking hellhole if mastering going to the toilet is beyond you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 13 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The fuck is this all about? Go to some wanky restaurant in London. Follow the signs to the bogs. Go breezing in on some wifey washing her hands. Oops? Did I do something wrong? No! Said wanky restaurant is challenging out perception of going for a dump. Politicising our very bowel movements. Alternatively see a row of unmarked cubicles and some other wifey didn't bother to lock the door, so you push it open on her while she's pushing out a steaming coil. Fuck? Sinks made out of old beer kegs sawn in half. Copper piping going all over the place. Unisex, intersex, sexual harassment toilets. Did you take your gerbils in to help them acclimatise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Did you take your gerbils in to help them acclimatise? He can pass them to you through the glory holes you have drilled when he has finished with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Just now, Manky said: Common in Belgium. Disconcerting having some bitch stroll past while you are having a jimmy riddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 I think it's actually the Braille that concerns me most... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think it's actually the Braille that concerns me most... It's the people without necks and the one second from right who's been chopped in half with a chainsaw that worry me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I approve of these warning signs as I prefer to avoid sharing a crapper with blokes who piss all over the place, and weirdos performing unspeakable acts. Should extend the signs to include fat cunts and gingers as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 18 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: The fuck is this all about? Go to some wanky restaurant in London. Follow the signs to the bogs. Go breezing in on some wifey washing her hands. Oops? Did I do something wrong? No! Said wanky restaurant is challenging out perception of going for a dump. Politicising our very bowel movements. Alternatively see a row of unmarked cubicles and some other wifey didn't bother to lock the door, so you push it open on her while she's pushing out a steaming coil. Fuck? Sinks made out of old beer kegs sawn in half. Copper piping going all over the place. Unisex, intersex, sexual harassment toilets. Telling that you're so intimidated by the sight of a woman on the loo. I've never understood the this anomaly of human fuckwittery; every one of us has to expel waste, solid liquid or otherwise, why does so much space in a business have to be lost to separate bogs? Stall and urinal partitions are all that's really needed, along with a grown up mentality that it's just somebody leaving a steamer in the pan, no big thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think it's actually the Braille that concerns me most... What the cunt in the rocking chair on the right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think it's actually the Braille that concerns me most... That white line down the middle of that 'thing' 2nd right is the tyre mark that i'd leave after running the fucking weirdo over with my ducati 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, The Lady Penelope said: What the cunt in the rocking chair on the right? Val Doonican I think? Mind you he's dead so it could be Ronnie Corbett - what's that? He's dead too? Maybe it's the not-so-secret dungeon for celebrity hardsport necrophiliacs in that case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 The first time I went to Glastonbury some bird walltzed into the gents tent,squatted in the queue and pissed her little heart out,I'm sure if I'd tried the same someone would have had a moan but if they want equality i'm happy to get my knob out anywhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 22 minutes ago, Neil said: The first time I went to Glastonbury some bird walltzed into the gents tent,squatted in the queue and pissed her little heart out,I'm sure if I'd tried the same someone would have had a moan but if they want equality i'm happy to get my knob out anywhere That's a good lad. We can always count on you to see the positive side of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 This nom. Is a pile of shit..............and piss and used jam rags, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This nom. Is a pile of shit..............and piss and used jam rags, probably. Add a semen glaze and you've got Punkape's morning meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 On 2017-6-11 at 6:23 PM, Punkape said: Did you take your gerbils in to help them acclimatise? You really are a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: You really are a cock. Mingers, are you a Scouser? If so, would you mind keeping an eye out for my XR2 pepper pot alloys next time you're in Kirkby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 25 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Mingers, are you a Scouser? If so, would you mind keeping an eye out for my XR2 pepper pot alloys next time you're in Kirkby? Out of likes mate. Sorry don't know Kirby that well, I stick to thieving on the Wirral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Out of likes mate. Sorry don't know Kirby that well, I stick to thieving on the Wirral. Best avoided, along with Walton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best avoided, along with Walton. I had a contract working in Walton once, fucking mental. People stood in doorways having a piss and drinking Tenants Super at 7am, and that was just the women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: I had a contract working in Walton once, fucking mental. People stood in doorways having a piss and drinking Tenants Super at 7am, and that was just the women. I had a mate at school in South London whose family had moved down from Toxteth, he told me they were the last white family in the area, I told him that Brixton wasn't far if he got homesick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I had a mate at school in South London whose family had moved down from Toxteth, he told me they were the last white family in the area, I told him that Brixton wasn't far if he got homesick. Haha. Sounds about right. Toxteth riots I remember we had to go through there during the riots once, but in daylight. This black guy just through a brick through Currys' window right in front of us, turned and had the cheek to say we weren't to worry it was just a deposit on a colour telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I had a mate at school in South London whose family had moved down from Toxteth, he told me they were the last white family in the area, I told him that Brixton wasn't far if he got homesick. Toxteth is one of them places that when a woman has an abortion she gets a cheque off crimestoppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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