Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 What a twinkle toed nancy boy, fucking wanker. In the news, he's shown cradling his newborn twins, by a surrogate mother. His girlfriend however, is 5 months up the chute. While a few years ago he paid a woman in the US to keep quiet as she had a sprog to him. What a cunt. Complete wanker. While parents out there cannot have kids, this twat is splashing cash and breeding like a rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 He wasn't even at the birth. He's a grade a cunt who owes about 15 million in unpaid tax and he needs a surrogate mother being a homosexualist. . The fucking big poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snatch said: He wasn't even at the birth. He's a grade a cunt who owes about 15 million in unpaid tax and he needs a surrogate mother being a homosexualist. . The fucking big poof. I'm out of likes I owe you one. Can't stand the twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 It's a fucking mystery how the greaseball sperm from his one-inch todger got from her arse to her Fallopian tubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a fucking mystery how the greaseball sperm from his one-inch todger got from her arse to her Fallopian tubes. Portuguese flies are resourceful. And if she has trimmed or shaved her welcome mat, so much easier for them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Portuguese flies are resourceful. And if she has trimmed or shaved her welcome mat, so much easier for them. Lol. Owe you a like as well. Brilliant explanation how he gets away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Ronaldo is indeed a weapons grade cunt. I want him dead...thanks Rev, needed to use that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 26 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: I'm out of likes I owe you one. Can't stand the twat. That's a pity, the man is very fond of you. Crock of shit. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: That's a pity, the man is very fond of you. Crock of shit. Fuck off. Stick you're orange bill up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Mingeeta said: Stick you're orange bill up you're arse. What a coincidence, my provider is Orange FR and I received an invoice from them only this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, Witheredscrote said: What a coincidence, my provider is Orange FR and I received an invoice from them only this morning. What's cheaper? The invoice or Dignitas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a fucking mystery how the greaseball sperm from his one-inch todger got from her arse to her Fallopian tubes. He bent it like Beckham. Edited July 1, 2017 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 57 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: What a twinkle toed nancy boy, fucking wanker. In the news, he's shown cradling his newborn twins, by a surrogate mother. His girlfriend however, is 5 months up the chute. While a few years ago he paid a woman in the US to keep quiet as she had a sprog to him. What a cunt. Complete wanker. While parents out there cannot have kids, this twat is splashing cash and breeding like a rabbit. To fuck with Rondildo. He's a Spaniard aint he? No wonder it was twin kids, as their surrogate mother was most definitely a goat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: To fuck with Rondildo. He's a Spaniard aint he? No wonder it was twin kids, as their surrogate mother was most definitely a goat. He's Portuguese. You were the last person I had down as being a dunce. Fuck it must be me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: He's Portuguese. Ahhh. Then the mother will be a Sardine then. Funny enough, I knew a Porch bird who had a peri-peri premium-perineum going all of the way around from her Lisbon to her Porto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: He's Portuguese. You were the last person I had down as being a dunce. Fuck it must be me. Were you the first, hence the belated edit? We'll just categorise the cunt as Foreign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 22 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Stick you're orange bill up your arse. Given half the chance, new boy bill, would be straight up withers arse, goose fat for lube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 1, 2017 Report Share Posted July 1, 2017 14 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Given half the chance, new boy bill, would be straight up withers arse, goose fat for lube Oh no. Surely not. Don't say that we now have two arse-bandits in our midst, not counting 97% of the mods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 All soccerists are irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 19 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Given half the chance, new boy bill, would be straight up withers arse, goose fat for lube New boy Bill! How very fucking dare you. Bill was posting on here when you were just a.... erm, well before you anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: New boy Bill! How very fucking dare you. Bill was posting on here when you were just a.... erm, well before you anyway. No he wasn't.... Cockfingers thought the same but was put right. Newbie indeed Edited July 2, 2017 by Stubby Pecker Withers is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 16 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: New boy Bill! How very fucking dare you. Bill was posting on here when you were just a.... erm, well before you anyway. You are a newbie and will always be a newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 23 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Ahhh. Then the mother will be a Sardine then. Funny enough, I knew a Porch bird who had a peri-peri premium-perineum going all of the way around from her Lisbon to her Porto. Did you explore the lines of her Torres Vedras? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 2, 2017 Report Share Posted July 2, 2017 Just like James Corden this cunt hides behind being a good 'daddy',the biggest mystery is not how the fat cunt made himself so big in America but how he has so far hidden the fact that he is a humongous fucking iron that loves cock.Ronaldo is as queer as a bottle of crisps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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