Stubby Pecker Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Not many things say "I'm a cunt" more than a man wearing a vest in public. The minute the sun comes out and gets above 20 degrees (about 12 degrees in Newcastle) every other grotty cunt has to ponce about in a vest showing the world their saggy moobs, oh so original tats and cuntish demeanour. Even with my athletic physique I wouldn't wear this in public apart from a running singlet or tri top, yet the fat a ugly have adopted this as their summer uniform. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Worn by travellers and porch monkeys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Particularly fucking obnoxious in a restaurant. The last thing I want to see as I'm tucking into a lamb madras is some knuckle dragging baboons armpit hair poking out and only eclipsed in disgustingness by the tattooed, flip-flop sporting skank by his side. It made me want to pop to the kitchen and find a knife, a big fuck off shiny one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 I bet Punkape tucks his vest in his underpants. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 6 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: I bet Punkape tucks his vest in his underpants. LOL! Before he puts his bib on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 We French wouldn't even consider wearing one. Our dress sense is far superior to yours. lol........fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: We French wouldn't even consider wearing one. Our dress sense is far superior to yours. lol........fuck off Continentals are some of the worst offenders for sitting round in a stained vest, scratching their arse in the mid-day heat. Because you're a fucking mongrel from both sides of the channel, you don't fit in wherever you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Bill Stickers said: Continentals are some of the worst offenders for sitting round in a stained vest, scratching their arse in the mid-day heat. Because you're a fucking mongrel from both sides of the channel, you don't fit in wherever you go. I can always rely on you to put me right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I can always rely on you to put me right. You wouldn't have to rely on him if you'd just sty straight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 There is nothing wrong with a vest just as long as its worn by a certain age and build of lady,particularly splendid if said bird has a big rack and even more so if shes the type that doesnt want to show bra straps so decides to go 'peanut smuggling'.Im out in Italy in 37 degree heat and the italian lady sure does now how to display her wares? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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