Guest Ollyboro Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 This stupid cunt has just polluted my telly. Following Lizzie's silver jubilee in 1977, this deluded cunt started collecting shit with images of assorted Krauts, Greeks, bulimics and jug-eared inbreds on them. She now owns over 7000 items of royal memorabilia. She owns so much cack she's converted a barn, filled it with royal souvenirs, called it a museum and charges other cunts to have tea there. Most of these cunts are so fucking ancient they'll have to deliver their customer feedback via a fucking seance. One fat, decrepit old blimp described Anita's treasure trove as "the best thing I've ever seen". Anita's favourite piece is a mug made for baldy and Kate's wedding. The mugs were recalled because they put a picture of Prince ginger prick on them instead of Kojak. But Anita's hanging on to hers. Oh yeah; said mug was manufactured in China. Anycunt fancy joining me in a crystal meth fuelled baseball bat spree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 This is one of the funniest post I've seen here. Well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 Along with Harry Potters childhood home and the Tunbridge Wells Islamic Theme Park , this sack of shite is bound to be on supreme leader adored by all emperor trumps state visit must see list when he eventually descends upon li'l Olde Englandshire . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 If you didn't already know she was a vacuous Northern slag, it wouldn't be hard to guess. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 37 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If you didn't already know she was a vacuous Northern slag, it wouldn't be hard to guess. Isn't that classed as racist these days? All that shit makes her look a fucking knob anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: If you didn't already know she was a vacuous Northern slag, it wouldn't be hard to guess. She's definitely one of those fucking spastics who will stand for 2 days in pissing rain and sleet, face pressed against palace railings to catch a fleeting glimpse of Her Majesty from 100 yards away. And then spend the next year telling anyone who'll listen, "how lovely and down to earth" she is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 11, 2017 Report Share Posted August 11, 2017 I think Zola Bud should have been shot and stuffed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you didn't already know she was a vacuous Northern slag, it wouldn't be hard to guess. It's fucking horrible. Shoot it in the face before it spawns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 8 hours ago, ratcum said: I think Zola Bud should have been shot and stuffed She was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 2 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: She was. You don't fool me, Pen, that's Zelda out of Terrahawks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one of the funniest post I've seen here. Well done That's very kind of you. Have a like for being nice. Not sure that's ever happened on the Corner before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't fool me, Pen, that's Zelda out of Terrahawks. Massively disappointing that such a culturally aware cunt like yourself can't recognise David fucking Hasselhoff (aka The Cunt) in a vest, when he's right under your nose, CB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 7 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You don't fool me, Pen, that's Zelda out of Terrahawks. Zelda out of Terrahawks is currently appearing in Eastenders as 'Shirley'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 18 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Zelda out of Terrahawks is currently appearing in Eastenders as 'Shirley'. Fuck me sideways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 At least collecting royal memorabilia is harmless. I dread to even think of the potential for totally twisted collections by members of The Corner. I collect wing mirrors, hub caps, drivers insurance details and baked bean labels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: At least collecting royal memorabilia is harmless. I dread to even think of the potential for totally twisted collections by members of The Corner. I collect wing mirrors, hub caps, drivers insurance details and baked bean labels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Yes, that is twisted. Whatever the fuck it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: Yes, that is twisted. Whatever the fuck it is. "He's a sick fuck, but he's not the sick fuck we're looking for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "He's a sick fuck, but he's not the sick fuck we're looking for." I give up. Is it a film? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fuck me sideways! Uncanny isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: I give up. Is it a film? Dexter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Dexter. That show was a pile of shit. Hope the lumberjack cunt threw himself into a woodchipper just after the end credits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 13, 2017 Report Share Posted August 13, 2017 Never seen it. Educational fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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