Snowy Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Spelling and grammar clearly aren't yours. I never knew i was being graded for university level english or writing a jane austin novel. I best revist my younger days of A level english with full punctuation and grammer so I can tell people on the internet how I cummed in the shower. Edited August 23, 2017 by Snowflake revisit, Jane Austin, fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 23, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 2 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I never knew i was being graded for university level english or writing a jane austin novel. I best revist my younger days of A level english with full punctuation and grammer so I can tell people on the internet how I cummed in the shower. You could even tell people how you came in the shower. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I never knew i was being graded for university level english or writing a jane austin novel. I best revist my younger days of A level english with full punctuation and grammer so I can tell people on the internet how I cummed in the shower. In your case Snotflake, imagining you're being graded for University level English is at best a conceited notion. Keep at it though, with a bit less time wasted splattering the shower curtain, a passable level of Pigeon English might be attainable in a couple of years. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 28 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: In your case Snotflake, imagining you're being graded for University level English is at best a conceited notion. Keep at it though, with a bit less time wasted splattering the shower curtain, a passable level of Pigeon English might be attainable in a couple of years. Good luck. Or even pidgin English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or even pidgin English. Yeah that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2017 Report Share Posted August 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Snowflake said: I never knew i was being graded for university level english or writing a jane austin novel. I best revist my younger days of A level english with full punctuation and grammer so I can tell people on the internet how I cummed in the shower. Ignore these grammar Nazi cunts, they have small penises 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 On 21/08/2017 at 11:56 PM, Punkape said: It's actually none of your business and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it anyway.I know many people involved in hunting and they are far from chinless wonders.They would all kick fuck out of an airfix model making creepy fuckwit such as yourself. I don't hunt myself but don't have an issue with eradication of vermin. Rat, fox same thing. The Police in Cheshire have indicated they have neither the time, nor man/ lesbian power to pursue this nonsense and they rightly prioritise more important "crime". Fuck off. I expect that you hunt with your "Percy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I expect that you hunt with your "Percy". Divining rod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Divining rod. Nothing divine about his rod, even if he thinks so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 44 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I expect that you hunt with your "Percy". I expect you go dogging with Kamal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Nothing divine about his rod, even if he thinks so. Poor educationally sub-normal Punker's does not even know what "The Percy" is. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 50 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Poor educationally sub-normal Punker's does not even know what "The Percy" is. lol Probably thinks its Wharram Percy near Flamingoland where he was born in the monkey house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 24, 2017 Report Share Posted August 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Probably thinks its Wharram Percy near Flamingoland where he was born in the monkey house. Punker's was hatched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 I see Sir Ranulph Fiennes is getting involved to stop trail hunting on National Trust property: “Hunting is despicable, cruel and has no justification in modern Britain. If the National Trust want to truly preserve and protect our environment, they need to stop condoning hunting, in any guise immediately.” Shove that up your ragged arsehole, @Punkape, you depraved little mong. Sir Ranulph would kick the shit out of you and your kind without breaking sweat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I see Sir Ranulph Fiennes is getting involved to stop trail hunting on National Trust property: “Hunting is despicable, cruel and has no justification in modern Britain. If the National Trust want to truly preserve and protect our environment, they need to stop condoning hunting, in any guise immediately.” Shove that up your ragged arsehole, @Punkape, you depraved little mong. Sir Ranulph would kick the shit out of you and your kind without breaking sweat. Indeed he would. A man who was kicked out of the SAS for being 'out of control', lost the flesh off 3 fingers to frostbite and couldn't be arsed to wait for the surgeons to remove the protruding bones, so he did it himself with a hacksaw in his shed. And admits that he maintains a public profile to avoid assassination by our security forces for revealing in his books the dirty deeds carried out by the SAS in Oman. Not to mention running 7 marathons in a week, less than a month after undergoing a heart bypass. Proper hard cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Ape said: I see Sir Ranulph Fiennes is getting involved to stop trail hunting on National Trust property: “Hunting is despicable, cruel and has no justification in modern Britain. If the National Trust want to truly preserve and protect our environment, they need to stop condoning hunting, in any guise immediately.” Shove that up your ragged arsehole, @Punkape, you depraved little mong. Sir Ranulph would kick the shit out of you and your kind without breaking sweat. Ranulph is tough as they come, such a shame his son is a massive bellend who refuses to except his name is Ralph and not the posh boy pronunciation he says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 10 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Ranulph is tough as they come, such a shame his son is a massive bellend who refuses to except his name is Ralph and not the posh boy pronunciation he says. Ralph is Ranulphs' second cousin I think. His father is Mark Fiennes who is Ranulphs' first cousin, I'm not entirely sure whether that makes him his nephew or removed cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Ranulph is tough as they come, such a shame his son is a massive bellend who refuses to except his name is Ralph and not the posh boy pronunciation he says. Any grammar nazi cunts want to comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ralph is Ranulphs' second cousin I think. His father is Mark Fiennes who is Ranulphs' first cousin, I'm not entirely sure whether that makes him his nephew or removed cousin. Your right always assumed he was his son, still a massive bellend regardless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Any grammar nazi cunts want to comment? Whilst tempting, I've a feeling old Snowy will be gone soon enough, the boring fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Just now, Bubba C said: Whilst tempting, I've a feeling old Snowy will be gone soon enough, the boring fucking cunt. I dunno. Whilst demonstrating a steadfast aversion to punctuation, Snowflake has admirable staying power and a hide like a Rhino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 On 23/08/2017 at 9:38 PM, Ape said: Continual repetition of something that was never funny in the first place, is the trademark of an unimaginative wanker. Disagree. It will always be funny that you sit in your garden flying a glorified child's drone around as a hobby. I bet you go to meet ups with other ankle basher sporting, thick rimmed glasses donning autistic stalker types who stink of airfix glue and dried semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Whilst tempting, I've a feeling old Snowy will be gone soon enough, the boring fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Disagree. It will always be funny that you sit in your garden flying a glorified child's drone around as a hobby. I bet you go to meet ups with other ankle basher sporting, thick rimmed glasses donning autistic stalker types who stink of airfix glue and dried semen. Do you not think it might be better to try and think of some of your own material? It's at least vaguely amusing when Punkers or Withers do it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I dunno. Whilst demonstrating a steadfast aversion to punctuation, Snowflake has admirable staying power and a hide like a Rhino. He's no ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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