Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 You're guaranteed a world of ghastliness and chav culture if you dip your toe into one of these horror shows. . Most of the "clientele " of both sexes from the ages of 2 to 96 will have earrings and tattoos and be alcoholics or future dipsos. Fat, bloated and burned bodies will be inescapable as well as the ugly verbosity of vowel slaughtered regional accents of working class wankers.Chips will be everywhere at all meals and even taken onto the beach. Pop music will blare out incessantly with Waynes and Kylies gyrating like fuckwits. "Hell in the sun" would be a fairer description for such proletarian ventures. Fuck off cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Don't forget the footy shirts and the next balcony diving fuckwit thinking he can fly.You can't walk for fear of being run over by a bergundy coloured spaz tractor.Utter cuntfest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Neil said: Don't forget the footy shirts and the next balcony diving fuckwit thinking he can fly.You can't walk for fear of being run over by a bergundy coloured spaz tractor.Utter cuntfest Ape takes his entire brood on such disgusting escapades...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Ape takes his entire brood on such disgusting escapades...... You go on "Allrw incwoovsiv howidays" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: You go on "Allrw incwoovsiv howidays" "Airtours for hookers" will be your package outfit.........free herpees at the hotel...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 A greedy fat cunts paradise,wouldn't go near one if you gave it to me for free.Sub standard food and watered down drink,Sun reading lemmings probably from some council house shit hole estate who turn into even bigger cuntsticks than normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Neil said: A greedy fat cunts paradise,wouldn't go near one if you gave it to me for free.sub standard food and watered down drink,Sun reading lemmings probably from some council house shit hole estate who turn into even bigger cuntsticks than normal. So you do know @Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 I must concur and furthermore I do not believe such things represent good value for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 I am all for them if they keep the chavvy cunts from my local beach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 If I go on one it's to a 5 star hotel that chavs couldn't afford. Hotels where waiter service round the pool is available at the click of the finger and children are not allowed so you don't get scummy little scrotes from Rotherhithe, causing mayhem. Where there's more than enough sunbeds, that you aren't treated to the sight of fat fuckers, the dawn sun glinting off their bald fat heads, hunting out the best spots to drape their Man Utd towels. Where the evening entertainment is upmarket and not a 'Drifters' tribute act, that sings stuff by the Four Tops and Stylistics as well because the Drifters only made about 3 songs anyone knows about. And where the food is top notch and not a chip in sight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: a chip in sight. The chips are on @Punkape's shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: The chips are on @Punkape's shoulders. Do you know more than 3 Drifters songs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 26 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do you know more than 3 Drifters songs? Do try and get roast hedgehog when you're abroad ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 56 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: If I go on one it's to a 5 star hotel that chavs couldn't afford. Hotels where waiter service round the pool is available at the click of the finger and children are not allowed so you don't get scummy little scrotes from Rotherhithe, causing mayhem. Where there's more than enough sunbeds, that you aren't treated to the sight of fat fuckers, the dawn sun glinting off their bald fat heads, hunting out the best spots to drape their Man Utd towels. Where the evening entertainment is upmarket and not a 'Drifters' tribute act, that sings stuff by the Four Tops and Stylistics as well because the Drifters only made about 3 songs anyone knows about. And where the food is top notch and not a chip in sight. What's your favourite "Sandals" then, Gyps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: Ape takes his entire brood on such disgusting escapades...... It's a shame for you that god created you in a way that prevents you having a family. For the rest of humanity, it's a blessing. Tedious and unimaginative as ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a shame for you that god created you in a way that prevents you having a family. For the rest of humanity, it's a blessing. Tedious and unimaginative as ever. A bit tetchy today aren't you? I have told you before about going over your flying hours and not getting enough sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What's your favourite "Sandals" then, Gyps? I think I see what you did there. Have a like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: It's a shame for you that god created you in a way that prevents you having a family. For the rest of humanity, it's a blessing. Tedious and unimaginative as ever. Have you got any helicopter tattoos ? You should get one done flying out of your arse to compliment all your anal orations..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: A bit tetchy today aren't you? I have told you before about going over your flying hours and not getting enough sleep. Spunkers is getting more tedious as the days go by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, Punkape said: Have you got any helicopter tattoos ? You should get one done flying out of your arse to compliment all your anal orations..... lol. I see you are struggling to control yourself again. Another ban before the end of the week - guaranteed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Snatch said: Spunkers is getting more tedious as the days go by. At least you have dogging evening to look forward to..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: At least you have dogging evening to look forward to..... lol. Thanks for confirming what I said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, Ape said: I see you are struggling to control yourself again. Another ban before the end of the week - guaranteed. Tell us more about your disgusting all inclusive holiday..... Were you all issued with condoms by the VD ridden tour "Rep" upon arrival ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Just now, Snatch said: Thanks for confirming what I said. You're welcome camel face. lol. Sod off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 I go on 'All reclusive' breaks,villas in the hills with no cunt anywhere near me,especially british cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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