ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 45 minutes ago, Manky said: My £10, 3rd Shock Army Russian Tank Commanders watch from The Military Watch Collection of several years ago, tells the time as well as any watch. And it has a picture of a tank on it. And a red star too. Fuck off Andy Carroll. 22 grand for a watch just says you are a cunt with too much money. No cunt has ever tried to steal mine but there again, I don't look gay. do you buy coins from the 'mint' collections that are fuck all to do with the Royal Mint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 58 minutes ago, Manky said: My £10, 3rd Shock Army Russian Tank Commanders watch from The Military Watch Collection of several years ago, tells the time as well as any watch. And it has a picture of a tank on it. And a red star too. Fuck off Andy Carroll. 22 grand for a watch just says you are a cunt with too much money. No cunt has ever tried to steal mine but there again, I don't look gay. I bet you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: do you buy coins from the 'mint' collections that are fuck all to do with the Royal Mint? Do I fuck. I bought a few replica/imitation watches at a tenner a go, and they are real watches in as much as they tell the time. Vietnam era GI watch. Russian Tank commander watch. Italian special forces WWII divers watch etc. My favourite is the Irma Grese care in the community watch. Take them at face value. I ain't an anorak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: I bet you do. Do I fuck. Arnie and Sly refused to make any films with me because I made them look girly. They kept their word. You will never see me in a film with either of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 15 minutes ago, Manky said: Do I fuck. Arnie and Sly refused to make any films with me because I made them look girly. They kept their word. You will never see me in a film with either of them. Because you might try and bum them on set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Just now, Cap'n Cunt said: Because you might try and bum them on set. You have just been demoted to Corporal Cunt because you are obviously a spacker and not fit to hold a commissioned rank. Up yours titface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Do I fuck. I bought a few replica/imitation watches at a tenner a go, and they are real watches in as much as they tell the time. Vietnam era GI watch. Russian Tank commander watch. Italian special forces WWII divers watch etc. My favourite is the Irma Grese care in the community watch. Take them at face value. I ain't an anorak Are you on about that shit in those magazines a while back? I got the Russian Airman one and it was a cheap piece of shit that couldn't keep time accurately without being adjusted every fucking three hours. Luckily it was a gift as I would be ashamed to pay actual money for such shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Are you on about that shit in those magazines a while back? I got the Russian Airman one and it was a cheap piece of shit that couldn't keep time accurately without being adjusted every fucking three hours. Luckily it was a gift as I would be ashamed to pay actual money for such shite. I bought one because it looked good. It did the trick so I bought about 5. 3 haven't been used but will be. Let me be straight, I did not buy them as an investment, they are cheap and disposable. They do look the business though and I make up all sort of bollocks about the originals. Designed by Hugo Boss, made by Krupp's Steel, built from bits from a Lamborghini tractor etc, etc. I bought them for me. Why? Because I could and I wanted to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 6 minutes ago, Manky said: I bought one because it looked good. It did the trick so I bought about 5. 3 haven't been used but will be. Let me be straight, I did not buy them as an investment, they are cheap and disposable. They do look the business though and I make up all sort of bollocks about the originals. Designed by Hugo Boss, made by Krupp's Steel, built from bits from a Lamborghini tractor etc, etc. I bought them for me. Why? Because I could and I wanted to. Fair enough. But, as I've said on another thread about watches, the Casio Databank is the only true sign of class: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fair enough. But, as I've said on another thread about watches, the Casio Databank is the only true sign of class: I don't do class. My persona, projected and in reality, is of a bog standard, basic lump of shite and I am OK with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Manky said: I don't do class. My persona, projected and in reality, is of a bog standard, basic lump of shite and I am OK with that. Replica shite at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: Do I fuck. I bought a few replica/imitation watches at a tenner a go, and they are real watches in as much as they tell the time. Vietnam era GI watch. Russian Tank commander watch. Italian special forces WWII divers watch etc. My favourite is the Irma Grese care in the community watch. Take them at face value. I ain't an anorak not so much an anorak as a parka then. Good old Mankly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Roadkill said: Replica shite at that. Yup. But no cunt wants to kill me for nothing. If someone had shot Andy Carroll for his £20K watch, he would feel fucking great being the richest man in the morgue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: not so much an anorak as a parka then. Good old Mankly Noel and Liam wear Parka's. Proper Manchester gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Noel and Liam wear Parka's. Proper Manchester gear. this is proper Menchoster 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I bought a lovely designer watch,gold case,black leather strap,It was a 'Beadle Chronograph' so named because it had a big hand and a little hand Ithangyou 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: The Breitling Emergency (the "Night Mission" model in black titanium, naturally) is worth every penny with its inbuilt PLB. I usually buy my top-end watches in the US, but the exchange rate has gone all to fuck of late so there aren't the same bargains to be had. No cunt in their right mind ever buys a Rolex in the UK, though. Rolex is shite. Last time I bought a genuine Rolex, it turned my wrist green. That was 25 quid down the swanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Someone stole my British Rail TIMEX watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Swatch designed the Mercedes Fourtwo and Fourfour cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 47 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Someone stole my British Rail TIMEX watch It was properly running slow anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Snatch said: It was properly running slow anyway. I think that it was diverted via an alternative route. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 I had one that was issued to commemorate the BBC programme 'The Good Old Days',It had white hands and a black face,wouldn't be allowed these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 9 hours ago, ratcum said: do you buy coins from the 'mint' collections that are fuck all to do with the Royal Mint? I like the ad for the commemorative Royal Navy coin, presented by 'Captain John Sail'. I can't wait for the Royal Artillery one, presented by 'Colonel Arthur Caterpillar-Track'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Manky said: Do I fuck. I bought a few replica/imitation watches at a tenner a go, and they are real watches in as much as they tell the time. Vietnam era GI watch. Russian Tank commander watch. Italian special forces WWII divers watch etc. My favourite is the Irma Grese care in the community watch. Take them at face value. I ain't an anorak You're a knock off anorak. That's even worse. A budget spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Manky said: Noel and Liam wear Parka's. Proper Manchester gear. Imagine what would have said if hey wore pakistanis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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