Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Decimus said: What a spectacularly thick bastard. I can just imagine him banging away furiously on his keyboard wearing the sort of expression you’d expect to see on someone who is trying to make diamonds in their colon by force of will alone. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 47 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Whatever You are a 14 year old dibdob and I claim my happy meal voucher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 28 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I can just imagine him banging away furiously on his keyboard wearing the sort of expression you’d expect to see on someone who is trying to make diamonds in their colon by force of will alone. Me too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I apologise unreservedly for implying you might be a Northener, I will amend the post to reflect your true status. Once again, I apologise for any distress I may have caused you. Accepted. I can take most things on the chin, steady now punkape, but Northern, nearly had a coronary. We do have the best sheep, but it is a secret so don't tell the Welsh welly flingers on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Me too. "Me too" what's the matter billiard-ball head? Run out of steam? Or have you lost your dictionary......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: I can just imagine him banging away furiously on his keyboard wearing the sort of expression you’d expect to see on someone who is trying to make diamonds in their colon by force of will alone. I use a Samsung tab for this horse-shit, but I guess you guys are probably using clapped-out, drool & spittle covered laptops, you mong-tards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: "Me too" what's the matter billiard-ball head? Run out of steam? Or have you lost your dictionary......... You thing Decs is bald? You think he needs a dictionary? I think you need help Mr Owl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Back door specialist said: I chose the owl as I work nights (Night owl), it makes sense to me but, naturally, wouldn't expect it to make any sense whatsoever to a complete ignoramus like you. I'm slightly curious about your name, "Manky", could it mean that you are a dirty, permanently un-washed piece of shit? If my assessment is wrong please feel free to correct me I'd have thought you would have chosen an avatar that reflects your prowess for shit stabbing, as implied by your spectaculary fucking stupid user name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I use a Samsung tab for this horse-shit, but I guess you guys are probably using clapped-out, drool & spittle covered laptops, you mong-tards I form electrons into binary-encoded pulses using the force of my mind alone. I am a quantum-powered Schrodinger’s cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I form electrons into binary-encoded pulses using the force of my mind alone. I am a quantum-powered Schrodinger’s cunt. What the fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 19 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: "Me too" what's the matter billiard-ball head? Run out of steam? Or have you lost your dictionary......... I've never come across anyone on this site who is that fucking stupid that it's not even worth cunting them. And just to clarify, there's been some stupendously stupid wankers on here over the years. If you're too thick to realise when you are being insulted, and too dense to dish out proper abuse of your own, there's really no place for you here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Back door specialist said: What the fuck? Do you feel the pressure building behind your temples yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: What the fuck? ..........Is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I use a Samsung tab for this horse-shit, but I guess you guys are probably using clapped-out, drool & spittle covered laptops, you mong-tards I would ask for a refund on the tab to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I form electrons into binary-encoded pulses using the force of my mind alone. I am a quantum-powered Schrodinger’s cunt. I flash lights and ring bells and my dog replies to noms. I am an atomic powered Pavlovian reflex utilising cunt. P.s. Schroedinger's cat is in our kitchen and garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've never come across anyone on this site who is that fucking stupid that it's not even worth cunting them. And just to clarify, there's been some stupendously stupid wankers on here over the years. If you're too thick to realise when you are being insulted, and too dense to dish out proper abuse of your own, there's really no place for you here. Oh, I can dish it out you sad pathetic waste of semen, what the fuck is your purpose in this world? Absolutely fuck all, a waste of time and a waste of space you spasmo cock-sucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: P.s. Schroedinger's cat is in our kitchen and garden. Or is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: I'd have thought you would have chosen an avatar that reflects your prowess for shit stabbing, as implied by your spectaculary fucking stupid user name. I wonder what your name implies? "Ape" do you have a sexual fixation about apes? Do you look like an Ape? A chimpanzee perhaps? Maybe you were called knuckle-walker in school? You poor bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I wonder what your name implies? "Ape" do you have a sexual fixation about apes? Do you look like an Ape? A chimpanzee perhaps? Maybe you were called knuckle-walker in school? You poor bastard They say that if you look into the jaws of death, your entire life flashes before your eyes. I am currently staring at a blank white sheet of A4 in order to try to see what makes you tick. Nope. It ain't working. Nothing. Zilch. OK Decs, he is all yours, I'm finished here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've never come across anyone on this site who is that fucking stupid that it's not even worth cunting them. And just to clarify, there's been some stupendously stupid wankers on here over the years. If you're too thick to realise when you are being insulted, and too dense to dish out proper abuse of your own, there's really no place for you here. I thought we had seen the apex of flids with Welsh_cunt and Stoops, but this one has made position number 3 on the short list for this years 'Golden Spaz' award. I'm confident he's going to romp home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought we had seen the apex of flids with Welsh_cunt and Stoops, but this one has made position number 3 on the short list for this years 'Golden Spaz' award. I'm confident he's going to romp home. Utilising my finely tuned fucktard finder and dunce detectors, I have taken readings and he has eclipsed the combined totals of those other two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought we had seen the apex of flids with Welsh_cunt and Stoops, but this one has made position number 3 on the short list for this years 'Golden Spaz' award. I'm confident he's going to romp home. Tell me Eckers, I never knew him, is this the sort of peurile shit the famously dead Frank used to proffer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I thought we had seen the apex of flids with Welsh_cunt and Stoops, but this one has made position number 3 on the short list for this years 'Golden Spaz' award. I'm confident he's going to romp home. Who's number 1 and 2? I'm really disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 18 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I wonder what your name implies? "Ape" do you have a sexual fixation about apes? Do you look like an Ape? A chimpanzee perhaps? Maybe you were called knuckle-walker in school? You poor bastard It's been implied that you are that ridiculously stupid cunt Stoops. I agree. Only a complete fucking spastic could be responsible for the outpourings of tedious shite that you have produced thus far. You were previously stupid enough to post a picture of your girlfriend who happened to look like a dead coelacanth that had been sliced by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. What have you got planned next? I fucking hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 11, 2017 Report Share Posted September 11, 2017 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: It's been implied that you are that ridiculously stupid cunt Stoops. I agree. Only a complete fucking spastic could be responsible for the outpourings of tedious shite that you have produced thus far. You were previously stupid enough to post a picture of your girlfriend who happened to look like a dead coelacanth that had been sliced by the ghost of Jack the Ripper. What have you got planned next? I fucking hate you. You don't even like your own offspring, (assuming they are really yours) so I don't hold any hope for any other cunt around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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