Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 8 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: I wonder whether @Spanky has unseen this yet? Reminds me of that faux French cunt 'Scrotes - at the weekend obviously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 10 hours ago, scotty said: Heartfelt words neil, but what's this about bollock removal? I thought you were a champion pork swordsman. Exactly,and that's at 50% capacity,what used to flow in gallons now only available in pints! A double barrel shotgun with only one cartridge can still do some damage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 14 hours ago, Ape said: A typically stupid post, from an extremely fucking stupid cunt. Yes, but it has had three 'likes' from members with a sense of humour. You have had one 'like' for your response. Tell me, does Alfie make model helicopters?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Vera Lynn looks well I wish that I'd said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 15 hours ago, Snatch said: There is some sick stuff doing the rounds out there. I've seen a couple that were filmed by cunts in Syria. I really really do wish I hadn't seen them. No one laughed. There was no picture but one I read about was a suicide bomber who managed to blow the bottom half of his body off but was still alive and they left him there screaming in agony for about 45 minutes until he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 59 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Yes, but it has had three 'likes' from members with a sense of humour. You have had one 'like' for your response. Tell me, does Alfie make model helicopters?. As I suspected - a 'like' hunter. Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 9 hours ago, Spanky said: Why you stinking jam jar filled cunt. It's got lipstick on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 16 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My cousin died with an enormous erection, and the undertaker had trouble screwing down the coffin. He drilled a hole in the lid and the knob was sticking out. His widow was upset, so he planed it off, so that it looked like a knot in the wood. I wish I had seen that, but it didn't happen. Fuck off. I was at Knowlsiey safari park when an elephant shoved it's trunk up an unsuspecting baboon's arse. The baboon began to sing Bach's St Mathews Passion whilst hyenas served afternoon tea to disabled Albanian prostitutes.... lol. Fucl off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I was Knowlsiey safari park when an elephant shoved it's trunk up an unsuspecting baboons arse. The baboon began to sing Bach's St Mathews passion whilst hyenas served afternoon tea to disabled Albanian prostitutes.... This says an awful lot about the state of your little mind, and confirms that you are indeed a sexual deviant and a fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Why in the name of the little baby Jesus are blokes watching videos of other blokes' cocks, balls, and anal insertions? What sort of sick fucking freaks am I sharing a website with? It's simply because they are all faggot-obsessed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 16 minutes ago, Ape said: This says an awful lot about the state of your little mind, and confirms that you are indeed a sexual deviant and a fucking poof. Reported. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Reported. Explain why. What rule does this contravene, or is telling the truth prohibited? Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: It's simply because they are all faggot-obsessed. You peasant and oik.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: That's better you silly bint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Snatch said: There is some sick stuff doing the rounds out there. I've seen a couple that were filmed by cunts in Syria. I really really do wish I hadn't seen them. No one laughed. There's a lot of gore websites and the like, even just searching "industrial accidents at work" can be pretty nasty... apart from when people get caught on drive shafts and smashed into the ground at the end of every rotation... I always find that hilarious. Back when I first started checking out gore sites there was a video of a guy who'd had his jaw ripped off in some sort of accident, he was in a surgery room with doctors rushing around and shouting at each other with this big hole where his mouth had been, fully conscious and crying in pain. Pretty nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 19 hours ago, Ape said: Today at work, one of the subcontractors decided to show a few of us a video clip from his 'phone, apparently to "get our days off to a good start". Initially I saw a woman, in stilettos, standing on a wooden table and stamping on something. After a brief period of confusion as to what exactly was going on, the truth dawned. The "something" was the cock and balls of a man, protruding through a hole in the wooden surface. I'm a fairly broad minded person, but I was truly horrified by this act of unimaginable depravity. I was mocked by the others, who just thought it was hilarious, but it genuinely freaked me out. I wish I'd never seen it. This thread is nothing more than the promotion of depravtiy by a sick individual who has committed the most vile crimes all over Europe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: There was no picture but one I read about was a suicide bomber who managed to blow the bottom half of his body off but was still alive and they left him there screaming in agony for about 45 minutes until he died. He was a suicide bomber so 45 minutes of screaming agony was too short a time for the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Snatch said: He was a suicide bomber so 45 minutes of screaming agony was too short a time for the cunt. I would have given him morphine and spent his last three quarters of an hour explaining why his religion is bullshit and that there is no afterlife waiting for him as he slowly drifted away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 Just now, Roadkill said: I would have given him morphine and spent his last three quarters of an hour explaining why his religion is bullshit and that there is no afterlife waiting for him as he slowly drifted away. Tell him that there are 73 poofs waiting for him who's cocks taste of bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I was at Knowlsiey safari park when an elephant shoved it's trunk up an unsuspecting baboon's arse. The baboon began to sing Bach's St Mathews Passion whilst hyenas served afternoon tea to disabled Albanian prostitutes.... lol. Fucl off. Fucking hell punkers, it's a bit early for the mescalin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: There was no picture but one I read about was a suicide bomber who managed to blow the bottom half of his body off but was still alive and they left him there screaming in agony for about 45 minutes until he died. Now THAT I'd watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: This thread is nothing more than the promotion of depravtiy by a sick individual who has committed the most vile crimes all over Europe. What are those crimes? I would love you to list them. You are guilty of sodomy across the African continent and have a massive viral load score as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: My cousin died with an enormous erection, and the undertaker had trouble screwing down the coffin. He drilled a hole in the lid and the knob was sticking out. His widow was upset, so he planed it off, so that it looked like a knot in the wood. I wish I had seen that, but it didn't happen. Fuck off. Withers, that cracked me up good and proper, you funny fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 18 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Why in the name of the little baby Jesus are blokes watching videos of other blokes' cocks, balls, and anal insertions? What sort of sick fucking freaks am I sharing a website with? They are mostly Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 17 hours ago, Decimus said: Being at the birth of a child is another one. Unfortunately the majority of men these days appear to be either metrosexual, cry-baby cunts who believe it's a magical experience, or emasculated faggots who allow themselves to be hen-pecked into attendance. There's nothing magical about seeing the cunt you're expected to tap for the rest of your days ripped asunder, with the very real possibility of shit and piss joining the already terrifying party of blood, pain and tears. It's a weird cunt indeed who wants to see their offspring peering up at them half way out of where they've been sticking their dick for years. And some cunts video the event and play it back on their 60" flat screen to whoever they can persuade to watch it. Perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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