Cuntybaws Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: How do you know he doesn't? I've always imagined Snatch to be the kind of dunce that steps on pitchforks all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's not all bollocks though is it. Sometimes the law is affected by ethnic or religious issues. A prime example is the Rotherham child prostitution scandal. The police were aware of what was happening, but were instructed by their superiors to do nothing, purely to avoid accusations of persecution by the Muslim community. It happened, that's a fact, if the taxi drivers had been white and British they would have been arrested much sooner. And I think you know that I wasn't actually suggesting a punch up, the comment regarding the photo of a beer bottle was a joking reference to your last ridiculous trolling session with Snatch. But you already know that. Keep it together, Eric.. you're doing really well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Keep it together, Eric.. you're doing really well. Good work Two Decks. Did you receive the latest instructions via PM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 12 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Good work Two Decks. Did you receive the latest instructions via PM? Chateaubriand. ETA 21.20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 26 minutes ago, Frank said: Chateaubriand. ETA 21.20 Frank, I need to seek absolution. I've tried to be a good student over the years, my plagiarism runs so deep and authentically that many members now believe that the Walnut Head video was mine. However, I currently find myself at Elveden Centre Parcs like some sort of suburban lowlife. There are four other couples and a total of 15 kids. The tiny lodge stinks of vomit, shitty nappies, two day old Tesco Chardonnay and the synchronised menstrual cycles of five heavily medicated housewives. Besides killing them all and myself, I just don't know what to do. Suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, I need to seek absolution. I've tried to be a good student over the years, my plagiarism runs so deep and authentically that many members now believe that the Walnut Head video was mine. However, I currently find myself at Elveden Centre Parcs like some sort of suburban lowlife. There are four other couples and a total of 15 kids. The tiny lodge stinks of vomit, shitty nappies, two day old Tesco Chardonnay and the synchronised menstrual cycles of five heavily medicated housewives. Besides killing them all and myself, I just don't know what to do. Suggestions? I need some time to take this in. Hang on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 8 minutes ago, Frank said: I need some time to take this in. BDS says this to his twink most nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, I need to seek absolution. I've tried to be a good student over the years, my plagiarism runs so deep and authentically that many members now believe that the Walnut Head video was mine. However, I currently find myself at Elveden Centre Parcs like some sort of suburban lowlife. There are four other couples and a total of 15 kids. The tiny lodge stinks of vomit, shitty nappies, two day old Tesco Chardonnay and the synchronised menstrual cycles of five heavily medicated housewives. Besides killing them all and myself, I just don't know what to do. Suggestions? This is a more damaging omission than Bungalowgate. Honestly, things don't look good for your Clique membership right now. Please turn in your badge and keyboard. The final decision will be based on a blackball vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This is a more damaging omission than Bungalowgate. Honestly, things don't look good for your Clique membership right now. Please turn in your badge and keyboard. The final decision will be based on a blackball vote. Has anyone on here ever admitted to having black balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: Has anyone on here ever admitted to having black balls? I'm not sure. Do you think if others came out and confessed, you'd have the courage to admit how many times you've had a pair of black balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I'm not sure. Do you think if others came out and confessed, you'd have the courage to admit how many times you've had a pair of black balls? Wash your mouth out with Zyklon B. I am not a homosexualist, ask my boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Manky said: Has anyone on here ever admitted to having black balls? I was banned from Wrexham Nazi Club for being too extreme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, ratcum said: I was banned from Wrexham Nazi Club for being too extreme Is Wrexham's ground the one with a pub overlooking the pitch? Either way, it is a shithole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 55 minutes ago, Manky said: Has anyone on here ever admitted to having black balls? @Drew P Pissflaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Is Wrexham's ground the one with a pub overlooking the pitch? Either way, it is a shithole. it is indeed a hole primarily for the depositing of faecal matter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 Imagine if someone bought crampons instead of tampons. Or visa versa. Bloody hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 21 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: This really is the final nail in the coffin for your argument about counter terrorism in the UK. Losing so badly you revert to trying to punch me instead. Snatch has more brawn than you and he didn't show to the last one anyway. I'm in Bruges this weekend though, already sunk a few Leffe this afternoon. Delightful stuff. YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!! If I was retarded and grew up on a farm, Bruges might impress me. But I wasn't, so it doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If I was retarded and grew up on a farm, Bruges might impress me. But I wasn't, so it doesn't. The Belgiques eat shedloads of horsemeat. "What would sir like to eat?. May I recommend the loser of the 2:30 at Haydock Park" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 34 minutes ago, Roadkill said: If I was retarded and grew up on a farm, Bruges might impress me. But I wasn't, so it doesn't. Don't come over all Ghandi on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: YOURE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!!! R u ok bby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Decimus said: Bill, only a complete and utter fucking bellend would go to Bruges and drink leffe. It's the equivalent of a vile American coming to Britain to sample traditional fish and chips who then subsequently ends up in a Harry fucking Ramsden's. Get on the Gulden Draak or the Bush Ambrée. Failing that, kill yourself. Leffe indeed. You've disgraced yourself. I'd like a gay beer for my gay friend . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: R u ok bby? You started it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd like a gay beer for my gay friend . Quincy, Bill has absolutely fucking disgraced himself. However, I've revealed a far worse crime tonight and morally no longer feel that I can continue this line of abuse. Are you OK to carry on from here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 30, 2017 Report Share Posted September 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank, I need to seek absolution. I've tried to be a good student over the years, my plagiarism runs so deep and authentically that many members now believe that the Walnut Head video was mine. However, I currently find myself at Elveden Centre Parcs like some sort of suburban lowlife. There are four other couples and a total of 15 kids. The tiny lodge stinks of vomit, shitty nappies, two day old Tesco Chardonnay and the synchronised menstrual cycles of five heavily medicated housewives. Besides killing them all and myself, I just don't know what to do. Suggestions? You fucking twat. You've spelt centre incorrectly. Even a fucking retard like you must realise Centre Parcs originated in the US of A and therefore it is 'Center'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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