Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Idiot. I bet that you love the feel of people searching for your balls in the rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 On 01/10/2017 at 10:58 AM, Lady Penelope said: Have you been to your usual Sunday morning Mass bumming session? Have you found a more up-market massage parlour to ply your wares in yet ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that you love the feel of people searching for your balls in the rough. You probably fondle enough at work..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: Have you found a more up-market massage parlour to ply your wares in yet ? lol. Yes .. £500 a time and you would not be allowed in because of our "no gays" policy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Yes .. £500 a time and you would not be allowed in because of our "no gays" policy. £500..... You must be Nigerian.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: £500..... You must be Nigerian.... You would know, how is Mr Mtembe treating you these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 The fall in the oil price means you will be able to indulge in debauchery in Lagos far cheaper...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Punkape said: The fall in the oil price means you will be able to indulge in debauchery in Lagos far cheaper...... You seem quite knowledgable of such things? Pillow talk when your handlers have you biting the pillow. You dirty black sausage loving turd jabber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 The Belfry is one of Englands finest golf courses and one of Birminghams finest achievements, housing many ryder cup matches...but not that I'd know because im not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 12 minutes ago, Snowflake said: The Belfry is one of Englands finest golf courses and one of Birminghams finest achievements, housing many ryder cup matches...but not that I'd know because im not gay. The Belfry is crap and full of corporate golf wankers with shit handicaps. I wouldn’t be seen dead at the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted October 2, 2017 Report Share Posted October 2, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: The Belfry is crap and full of corporate golf wankers with shit handicaps. I wouldn’t be seen dead at the place. Can't you reconsider Im sure there's a carpark there we can use ,bill style(sic). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 3, 2017 Report Share Posted October 3, 2017 On 10/1/2017 at 11:12 AM, scotty said: Pen has a point there punkers. It's Sunday morning, why aren't you at church you fucking heathen? Sundays are when we celebrate and honour the tireless hard work of the caring bearded one in heaven above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Sundays are when we celebrate and honour the tireless hard work of the caring bearded one in heaven above. There are those amongst us who stand on the shoulders of giants, and continue as best we can without him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 On 10/1/2017 at 5:47 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Then you will drive home over the limit I take it? I will have a police car waiting outside the dogging site where you park your Lada. You had better talk to your imaginary friend in its big house first, won't it get angry if you don't massage its ego on a Sunday? Hopefully he takes the road with a lot of twists and turns....and throw in a few large trees for added scenery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Hopefully he takes the road with a lot of twists and turns....and throw in a few large trees for added scenery! Don't be a daft cunt wiz, you know punkers can get as pissed as he likes in his stationary cardboard landrover discovery. Anyways the blue stripe vodka numbs the pain of the 10th anal intruder of the evening! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Just now, Stubby Pecker said: Don't be a daft cunt wiz, you know punkers can get as pissed as he likes in his stationary cardboard landrover discovery. Anyways the blue stripe vodka numbs the pain of the 10th anal intruder of the evening! If not speeding into a giant tree, how about a spurned rail yard transient lover with a cricket bat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If not speeding into a giant tree, how about a spurned rail yard transient lover with a cricket bat? Have you been drinking heavily? He never spurns a lover, or one that knocks 7 bells into him of that matter. As long as they've got £3.50 he'll be their sweetheart for the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 FORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 9 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If not speeding into a giant tree, how about a spurned rail yard transient lover with a cricket bat? If it was railway he would use a spragg stick rather than a cricket bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: If it was railway he would use a spragg stick rather than a cricket bat. Anything will suffice. A sharpened spike through the eye socket!!! 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Have you been drinking heavily? He never spurns a lover, or one that knocks 7 bells into him of that matter. As long as they've got £3.50 he'll be their sweetheart for the night. As a matter of fact.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 On 01/10/2017 at 10:26 AM, Punkape said: Cunts who criticise golf usually know nothing about the game, are of a lower social class and have some sort of disability or sexual dysfunction. lol. Fuck off. Golf is played by cunts, with other cunts, who dress like cunts and talk like cunts, with cunt rules and cunt clubs. Suits you just fucking fine then. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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