Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 They are really devious and nasty cunts at Exeter Quays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 repeat bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 That is not a goose. It is a juvenile gull, its parents at this stage have moved on and it hasn't got the hang of fending for itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They are really devious and nasty cunts at Exeter Quays Look at those slabs, the lazy council cunts couldn't be bothered to lift them and level out the bedding sand, so they've cut them in half to drop the corners and get rid of the wobble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: They are really devious and nasty cunts at Exeter Quays Don't look like a goose to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Don't look like a goose to me. That's how devious they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 We have similar problems with these fucking Seagulls around the canals of Wolverhampton. I believe there is a correlation between the proliferation of these verminous creatures and the closure of all the optician shops in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: We have similar problems with these fucking Seagulls around the canals of Wolverhampton. I believe there is a correlation between the proliferation of these verminous creatures and the closure of all the optician shops in the area. The last time I passed through Wolverhampton on a train I was on a cross country vomitter on which I had to stand in the vestibule for the whole journeyand as soon as the doors opened at Wolverhampton the first sound I heard was effing Herring Gulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, luke swarm said: We have similar problems with these fucking Seagulls around the canals of Wolverhampton. I believe there is a correlation between the proliferation of these verminous creatures and the closure of all the optician shops in the area. You can easy get rid of these and have a few for Christmas dinner. An old trick involving a sack and a slice of hovis. Never fails* *From my book Gypsy lifestyle tips and recipes handed down by generations of gypsies. Available from all good bookshops (and a few shite ones as well). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: You bastard, I've just cum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look at those slabs, the lazy council cunts couldn't be bothered to lift them and level out the bedding sand, so they've cut them in half to drop the corners and get rid of the wobble. At least some effort has to go into that process. Unlike a dodgy tarmac job... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: You can easy get rid of these and have a few for Christmas dinner. An old trick involving a sack and a slice of hovis. Never fails* *From my book Gypsy lifestyle tips and recipes handed down by generations of gypsies. Available from all good bookshops (and a few shite ones as well). I've eaten one of these Canuck cunts, not bad, and grey squirrel which was stringy and fuck all to it. However, the best of these invasive fuckers is the superb signal crayfish but put them in clean water for a day or 2 before eating to get rid of any nasties like dead bodies they've been chomping on. If we had 6 months of no meat in the shops we could rid our land of alien species but I'd draw the line at eating a Somali. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've eaten one of these Canuck cunts, not bad, and grey squirrel which was stringy and fuck all to it. However, the best of these invasive fuckers is the superb signal crayfish but put them in clean water for a day or 2 before eating to get rid of any nasties like dead bodies they've been chomping on. If we had 6 months of no meat in the shops we could rid our land of alien species but I'd draw the line at eating a Somali. The correct way to eat a Somali is in a mogga dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 8 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: but I'd draw the line at eating a Somali. not a big fan of dark meat..........I believe that spunkapes is quite keen on dark meat but it must well hung. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've eaten one of these Canuck cunts, not bad, and grey squirrel which was stringy and fuck all to it. However, the best of these invasive fuckers is the superb signal crayfish but put them in clean water for a day or 2 before eating to get rid of any nasties like dead bodies they've been chomping on. If we had 6 months of no meat in the shops we could rid our land of alien species but I'd draw the line at eating a Somali. Salami or Somali? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Salami or Somali? Somali, very few Salamis settle here, preferring to live in the Mediterranean regions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 41 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've eaten one of these Canuck cunts, not bad, and grey squirrel which was stringy and fuck all to it. There was a place in Staffordshire that served it as Tree Rabbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: There was a place in Staffordshire that served it as Tree Rabbit. Not much meat on a squirrel. Best thing is to cut into cubes, roll in flour then fry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: There was a place in Staffordshire that served it as Tree Rabbit. For the vegan brigade it could be presented as "Acorn Surprise". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 55 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Salami or Somali? I'd never eat a greasy, garlic tasting, gristley hunk of putrid meat. Nor a salami. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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