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Doing stepovers like Gepetto's spastic puppet, this buttplug-mahogany coloured fop struts and frets his hour upon the stage, pursing his lips, doing the 'double teapot' hands on hips and generally evincing the air of a spoilt brat every time the world doesn't revolve in quite the way he would have it.

Messi bites off your neck and shits down the hole, whilst laughing at the Spanish tax authorities!

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54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Just about the only thing to be said in his favour is that he's smarter than David Beckham. Talk about damning with faint praise...

Beckham thick? You obviously haven't read his new book on the Large Hadron Collider and the thesis that it proves the non existence of ghosts! Foreword by Martin Chivers 

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Guest Wizardsleeve

It's difficult to decide which is worse, Renaldo himself or the vapid fucking cunts who fawn all over him everywhere he goes, only to be ignored and ridiculed by the tedious fucking cunt!  

Somebody warm up the M134!  

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13 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Doing stepovers like Gepetto's spastic puppet, this buttplug-mahogany coloured fop struts and frets his hour upon the stage, pursing his lips, doing the 'double teapot' hands on hips and generally evincing the air of a spoilt brat every time the world doesn't revolve in quite the way he would have it.

Messi bites off your neck and shits down the hole, whilst laughing at the Spanish tax authorities!

Ronaldo...rolls,Royce of a player.   Messi, lazy cheating little cunt.......   and iam a city season ticket holder.

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Lincoln City? 

 

Man City.....hence the Support for Ronaldo being a considered one with him once being a red scum bag.

saw messi stroll around the pitch for his £500,000 a week last season when we beat them at home in the chimps league.  Lazy corn beef eating shit.  3 v 1 

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14 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

 

Man City.....hence the Support for Ronaldo being a considered one with him once being a red scum bag.

saw messi stroll around the pitch for his £500,000 a week last season when we beat them at home in the chimps league.  Lazy corn beef eating shit.  3 v 1 

Punkers is a season ticket holder at Man City too - and when he arrives there it turns into Man United

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Guest DrCunt

So the commentator tonight was praising the vainglorious cunt's "amazing" hat-trick. One half decent free kick, the first he's scored in a tournament after something like 48 attempts, one bought penalty and a massive goalkeeping error. Hmmmm. This on the day that the wanker has reportedly accepted an almost 15M€ fine and a suspended jail sentence for massive tax dodging. If there is anyone that more urgently requires an appointment with the woodchipper I'd be very, very surprised.

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1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Someone on here once said that he's so oily he'd burn for days if set alight. Can't see Frank burning at all, the damp cunt 

A wet lettuce doesn't burn, I've tried it.

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