Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Couldn't give a flying fuck but if @ratcum gives me a like I'll be cumming and probably shitting myself in tandem I got one off him at the weekend and in case he takes it back and denies it, I've screenshot the bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What woman would turn that line down? It's always worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I got one off him at the weekend and in case he takes it back and denies it, I've screenshot the bastard. Don't believe it- point me to the thread or bear your evidence now! A ratty like is like (sorry) the ivory billed woodpecker, the thylacine and evidence of Punkapes heterosexuality all in one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't believe it- point me to the thread or bear your evidence now! A ratty like is like (sorry) the ivory billed woodpecker, the thylacine and evidence of Punkapes heterosexuality all in one! Threads called 'Coriander,' hurry up before he sees this and retracts it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What woman would turn that line down? My Mrs. Wouldn't, the dirty cow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Threads called 'Coriander,' hurry up before he sees this and retracts it. We've seen it now, he's been exposed, the Brush fondling ober sturm sausage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 18 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: My Mrs. Wouldn't, the dirty cow... Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Indeed. Shit, I didn't see you lurking there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: We've seen it now, he's been exposed, the Brush fondling ober sturm sausage. He probably did it by accident whilst heavily drunk, but I don't Care. I'm off to rescue Mussolini from a castle in France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He probably did it by accident whilst heavily drunk, but I don't Care. I'm off to rescue Mussolini from a castle in France. Watch you don't get thwarted by Withers' geese, I've heard they're keen fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Watch you don't get thwarted by Withers' geese, I've heard they're keen fuckers. I know how to handle his trained attack geese. For some time I was Withers Nigerian houseboy and chief goose wrangler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I knew a fucked up Carol. Her husband pissed off with an air hostess on the London to Manchester shuttle. That definitely fucked her up. Are your grandchildren old enough to start stealing cars yet ? lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 14 hours ago, Punkape said: Are your grandchildren old enough to start stealing cars yet ? lol. Reported for insulting family members. Especially children. Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 3, 2017 Report Share Posted December 3, 2017 On 30/11/2017 at 2:00 PM, Jiggerycock said: I had a great fuck up a Carol's cunt once. Are you Neil Sedaka? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 3, 2018 Report Share Posted July 3, 2018 On 12/3/2017 at 5:00 PM, nobgobbler said: Are you Neil Sedaka? Come back all is forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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