Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 It's not 'Good King Wences' or 'Good King Wencleslas' or 'Good King Wences' who 'last looked out' It's 'Good King Wenceslas'! WENCESLAS! As in that big fucking square in Prague. You'd be right in thinking the Sovereignty of Bohemia in the 10th Century is not that big an issue set against Islamic terror, rape, cancer and the Fiat 500. But we're coming to that time of the year! 'Born the king of AY AYNGELS'. That's another one. GLOUR OROROROROROROOROROROROROROROROROROROROR..ororororororroror........orororororo....ororororororor ia Hosana in Excelsis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 27 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's not 'Good King Wences' or 'Good King Wencleslas' or 'Good King Wences' who 'last looked out' It's 'Good King Wenceslas'! WENCESLAS! As in that big fucking square in Prague. You'd be right in thinking the Sovereignty of Bohemia in the 10th Century is not that big an issue set against Islamic terror, rape, cancer and the Fiat 500. But we're coming to that time of the year! 'Born the king of AY AYNGELS'. That's another one. GLOUR OROROROROROROOROROROROROROROROROROROROR..ororororororroror........orororororo....ororororororor ia Hosana in Excelsis It's far to early in the day to be this drunk and/or stoned and to early to be talking about Xmas- you can start tomorrow Mary was raped by her uncles therefore Jesus was an inbreed bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 My favourite is the one that questions Teutonic sanity. God rest ye jerry mental men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 All things bright and beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 43 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's not 'Good King Wences' or 'Good King Wencleslas' or 'Good King Wences' who 'last looked out' It's 'Good King Wenceslas'! WENCESLAS! As in that big fucking square in Prague. You'd be right in thinking the Sovereignty of Bohemia in the 10th Century is not that big an issue set against Islamic terror, rape, cancer and the Fiat 500. But we're coming to that time of the year! 'Born the king of AY AYNGELS'. That's another one. GLOUR OROROROROROROOROROROROROROROROROROROROR..ororororororroror........orororororo....ororororororor ia Hosana in Excelsis Jigs, am I right in thinking you're easily irritated? Or, is your OCD flaring right now? Or, both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Christmas Time, Mistletoe and wine, or Paedophiles committing crime, RIP. peter pan of pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Carol Vordermann. She's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 hours ago, Ogri Trumpton - Bacon said: Jigs, am I right in thinking you're easily irritated? Or, is your OCD flaring right now? Or, both? You need ask? You're new to this, aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I knew a fucked up Carol. Her husband pissed off with an air hostess on the London to Manchester shuttle. That definitely fucked her up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 40 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You need ask? You're new to this, aren't you? Indeed I am. I've got me coat on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 46 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I knew a fucked up Carol. Her husband pissed off with an air hostess on the London to Manchester shuttle. That definitely fucked her up. I had a great fuck up a Carol's cunt once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 This Carols just about to get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I had a great fuck up a Carol's cunt once. Such a poetic turn of phrase. I can imagine your charming introduction to a lady who has caught your eye. "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you are easily the most beautiful woman in the room. Can I buy you a drink? Perhaps get to know you a little better, and maybe later you could accompany me to my hotel and allow me to have a fuck up your cunt." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Such a poetic turn of phrase. I can imagine your charming introduction to a lady who has caught your eye. "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you are easily the most beautiful woman in the room. Can I buy you a drink? Perhaps get to know you a little better, and maybe later you could accompany me to my hotel and allow me to have a fuck up your cunt." Close. "You don't sweat much for a fat lass" usually does the trick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Ding dong merrily on high, franks neck I'd like to be wringing Ding dong merrily on high, Quincy is your cock still minging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 11 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: It's not 'Good King Wences' or 'Good King Wencleslas' or 'Good King Wences' who 'last looked out' It's 'Good King Wenceslas'! WENCESLAS! As in that big fucking square in Prague. You'd be right in thinking the Sovereignty of Bohemia in the 10th Century is not that big an issue set against Islamic terror, rape, cancer and the Fiat 500. But we're coming to that time of the year! 'Born the king of AY AYNGELS'. That's another one. GLOUR OROROROROROROOROROROROROROROROROROROROR..ororororororroror........orororororo....ororororororor ia Hosana in Excelsis At my public school we livened up “Deck the halls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in excelis” to.. “Deck my balls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in ex-CHELSEA CHELSEA”.... lol. You can all fuck off as well. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I thought the manger was a barn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my public school we livened up “Deck the halls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in excelis” to.. “Deck my balls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in ex-CHELSEA CHELSEA”.... lol. You can all fuck off as well. lol. Must have been absolutely hilarious. How my sides haven’t split reading this is a miracle. You utter fucking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought the manger was a barn Ive always thought I'd like to have a pint with you, but then I think its gonna be laced with lsd and I will be trapped in a endless loop of world war two and cowboy films. Maybe half an ale just to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought the manger was a barn Ratty, the BBC have just commissioned a new pilot for a series based on the exploits of a gang of post WW1 disabled cunts having an off day, it's called "Peaky Spackers". Can I borrow your ladder this weekend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 58 minutes ago, Punkape said: At my public school we livened up “Deck the halls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in excelis” to.. “Deck my balls with boughs of holly” “Hosanna in ex-CHELSEA CHELSEA”.... lol. You can all fuck off as well. lol. Your demonstration of farm animal buggery around the manger must have been very popular with the Canal Street Free theater, cheap wine piss soaked transient faggot crowd in attendance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 53 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought the manger was a barn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Is he still coming? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is he still coming? Couldn't give a flying fuck but if @ratcum gives me a like I'll be cumming and probably shitting myself in tandem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Such a poetic turn of phrase. I can imagine your charming introduction to a lady who has caught your eye. "Excuse me, but I couldn't help noticing that you are easily the most beautiful woman in the room. Can I buy you a drink? Perhaps get to know you a little better, and maybe later you could accompany me to my hotel and allow me to have a fuck up your cunt." What woman would turn that line down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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