ratcum Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 28 minutes ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF nonsense, they say laughter is the best medicine and I agree. I have a sign next to my desk that says "you don't have to be mad to work here but it helps" always makes me smile that one. However since you feel that way, please let us know when your race is almost run and I am sure we can arrange for a hospital visit from Pinkape, Lady Penelope and Rick, that should see you into the void in a nice humour free sort of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 You have also got the cunts that knock back a drink to celebrate your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Chirpy, shiny happy people are a lot of phony fucking cunts. They annoy fuck out of all and sundry to mask their inability to cope with real world issues. If they removed their heads from their arses for ten minutes, and stood on their own two feet in the world the rest of us deal with every moment of every day, they'd collapse and commit mass suicide. As far as dying miserable, I don't think there is much choice in the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Ratty you fucking like whore, where did you get this picture of a post gig rick from? Years of raising satan in his deathcore thrash metal crossover band followed by all night binges of vodka and lines of coke off his groupies pieced tits and clit seem to be taking there toll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 May I take this opportunity to wish you a miserable death Herr Ratscum, as is your want. 🕝 Is that Martin Bormann’s mortal remains by any chance? Looks like he died a happy chappie whoever he was. Or is it from your “private collection.”?👀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted December 1, 2017 Report Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Is all this because you gave Eric an actual real life "like" and you can't deal with the mental rebound? Or, did your Panzer shed a track again during morning manoeuvres on the Polish border? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 5 hours ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Bette Midler's let herself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: Genuinely looks like Frank sans wig. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 7 hours ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF Hardly the right picture for the intended message, Ratty. That cunt is grinning from ear to ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 Cheer up Ratty, We're all slowly dying. If you're lucky you might check in early with some horrible contaminated spunk type disease rather than succumb to old age. Have a brill day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Chirpy, shiny happy people are a lot of phony fucking cunts. They annoy fuck out of all and sundry to mask their inability to cope with real world issues. If they removed their heads from their arses for ten minutes, and stood on their own two feet in the world the rest of us deal with every moment of every day, they'd collapse and commit mass suicide. As far as dying miserable, I don't think there is much choice in the matter. this made me laugh Wizzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 16 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ratty you fucking like whore, where did you get this picture of a post gig rick from? Years of raising satan in his deathcore thrash metal crossover band followed by all night binges of vodka and lines of coke off his groupies pieced tits and clit seem to be taking there toll Did some altitude flying the other day Stubbed. No heater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: May I take this opportunity to wish you a miserable death Herr Ratscum, as is your want. 🕝 Is that Martin Bormann’s mortal remains by any chance? Looks like he died a happy chappie whoever he was. Or is it from your “private collection.”?👀 I want you there at the end Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 11 hours ago, Roadkill said: Hardly the right picture for the intended message, Ratty. That cunt is grinning from ear to ear. There is much in what you say Roads; 17 words in fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 19 hours ago, ratcum said: As someone who wants to die miserable, I'm proper averse to cunts around me being chirpy. It'll start with those "and that's just the staff!" non-jokes and go down hill from there. FUCK OFF I would quietly smother your with a pillow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: Did some altitude flying the other day Stubbed. No heater I went bike riding Thursday- free air conditioning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 2, 2017 Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I went bike riding Thursday- free air conditioning I went muff-diving this morning, and didn't come up for hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would quietly smother your with a pillow. God bless you Finger Cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2017 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I went bike riding Thursday- free air conditioning you're really out there dude You put the 'l' in fuckin mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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