Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 The giant fat berg blasted out of Lundons sewer was approx 130 tons and as long as a blue whale. However, only a small amount was lard and burger grease tipped down the sink. The vast majority was wet wipes, sanitary products, cotton buds (plastic) and other sundries that surely anyone with an ounce of intelligence must know shouldn't go down the bog. God knows how much it cost to shift- they did turn the fat bit into biodiesel. I suppose the thickos who flush wet wipes just don't know where they go to or care. I therefore recommend a nationwide questionnaire on the topic with those who get it wrong rendered into a higher grade biodiesel, free for the intelligent amongst us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Pen's sewer exploded again, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I therefore recommend a nationwide questionnaire on the topic with those who get it wrong rendered into a higher grade biodiesel, free for the intelligent amongst us. I find it very heartening that you are willing to sacrifice your life to enable me to run my car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: I find it very heartening that you are willing to sacrifice your life to enable me to run my car. And I find it very disheartening that you’re still alive. Hurry up and die, you selfish cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: I find it very heartening that you are willing to sacrifice your life to enable me to run my car. Of course this wouldn't happen frog side due to their almost total lack of washing and habit of using the street as a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 15 hours ago, Ape said: And I find it very disheartening that you’re still alive. Hurry up and die, you selfish cunt. Your wish is coming true very much sooner than I hoped for Apeymatey. How do I feel?, I suppose cheated is the word. Don't be too downhearted, it comes to us all. Please console Snatch and Stubby, I know they will grieving for some time. Bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Your wish is coming true very much sooner than I hoped for Apeymatey. How do I feel?, I suppose cheated is the word. Don't be too downhearted, it comes to us all. Please console Snatch and Stubby, I know they will grieving for some time. Bye Just shut the fuck up and get in with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Bella Emberg....is that fucking fat enough for ya? Russ Abbot was a cunt,atmosphere my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Fucking soft southerners wiping their arse with Wet Wipes. How are they at wiping spunk out of your arse crack Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 What the fuck does this product say about the nations’ toilet habits? http://www.airwick.co.uk/our-products/v-i-poo-pre-poo-toilet-sprays/ Shit smells. This is a universal truth, not a source of embarrassment. How about we stop inventing solutions to problems that don’t exist? Exactly the same holds true for the wet wipe craze. People having been using toilet tissue for decades without attracting flies or sticking to their gussets. Now the adverts say we all have to be as fresh as a mountain stream, and apparently the only way to achieve this anal nirvana is to use an impregnated rag that won’t biodegrade until 2065. Bollocks. And Ladies, if you keep using these damp rags on your lady garden, be prepared for a future of volcanic cystitis and atrophic vaginitis so bad that walking briskly carries a risk of self-immolation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Your wish is coming true very much sooner than I hoped for Apeymatey. How do I feel?, I suppose cheated is the word. Don't be too downhearted, it comes to us all. Please console Snatch and Stubby, I know they will grieving for some time. Bye That’s fantastic news! Thanks for the update. Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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