Witheredscrote Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Well that's what their advert says. I wonder if the people who purchased one of their rotten turkeys this Christmas will be welcomed with free bog rolls, and a bucket, when they recover from food poisoning. On the other hand, all the geese that I sold were excellent, and I've had no complaints. I offered Ape one at a massive discount, but he opted for the Tesco bird no doubt. He hasn't posted anything since Monday morning. Probably spraying fizzy gravy, the cheap cunt. lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 Food poisoning helps one to recognise one’s own mortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that's what their advert says. I wonder if the people who purchased one of their rotten turkeys this Christmas will be welcomed with free bog rolls, and a bucket, when they recover from food poisoning. On the other hand, all the geese that I sold were excellent, and I've had no complaints. I offered Ape one at a massive discount, but he opted for the Tesco bird no doubt. He hasn't posted anything since Monday morning. Probably spraying fizzy gravy, the cheap cunt. lol Fuck off. You fucking stupid wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 5 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that's what their advert says. I wonder if the people who purchased one of their rotten turkeys this Christmas will be welcomed with free bog rolls, and a bucket, when they recover from food poisoning. On the other hand, all the geese that I sold were excellent, and I've had no complaints. I offered Ape one at a massive discount, but he opted for the Tesco bird no doubt. He hasn't posted anything since Monday morning. Probably spraying fizzy gravy, the cheap cunt. lol Fuck off. The poor geese can't speak English (or French). If they could, I'm sure you'd be up to your arse in complaints and screams of pain and terror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The poor geese can't speak English (or French). If they could, I'm sure you'd be up to your arse in complaints and screams of pain and terror. What we call beastiality the frogs call love making. I believe the geese speak fluent german Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Not true. On my way to a fancy dress party dressed as a burka wearing muslim carrying a rucksack with 'Bomb' written on it - cunts refused to let me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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