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So, news from the Square Mile reaches me that this company of dickheads is on commercial life support, tapping investors for a 700M rights issue and facing a very grim future. Good. 

Couldn’t happen to a nice bunch of vultures. For decades they’ve specialised in picking the bones of public sector monoliths killed off by various Governments and generally making a complete balls of it.

Be it the Congestion Charge, Benefit payments or Olympic Security, these Cunts are no stranger to a bad headline. But I speak from first hand experience when I say their tenure at Primary Care Support England has been an absolute fucking disgrace. They have proved repeatedly that the private sector can be every bit as flawed as the public, but at least in the public we keep the money and the control. 

Fuck them, fuck their shareholders, and fuck the greedy politicians of all shades who have put several bits of the NHS in their grubby little hands. If HMG even think about bailing these cunts out, there should be riots. 

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6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

So, news from the Square Mile reaches me that this company of dickheads is on commercial life support, tapping investors for a 700M rights issue and facing a very grim future. Good. 

Couldn’t happen to a nice bunch of vultures. For decades they’ve specialised in picking the bones of public sector monoliths killed off by various Governments and generally making a complete balls of it.

Be it the Congestion Charge, Benefit payments or Olympic Security, these Cunts are no stranger to a bad headline. But I speak from first hand experience when I say their tenure at Primary Care Support England has been an absolute fucking disgrace. They have proved repeatedly that the private sector can be every bit as flawed as the public, but at least in the public we keep the money and the control. 

Fuck them, fuck their shareholders, and fuck the greedy politicians of all shades who have put several bits of the NHS in their grubby little hands. If HMG even think about bailing these cunts out, there should be riots. 

I think you'll find that a bail-out will be inevitable.

As far as local authorities are concerned, they have a near on 40% share of providing revenue and benefit databases nationally. There's no way in hell that the government will let them fall when the implications will be so far reaching.

That's not to say I don't agree with you. I'd like to see them wiped off of the fucking corporate map and their presence completely expunged from the public sector. Fucking shysters, charlatans and all-round incompetent cunts.

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Just now, Last Cunt Standing said:

So, news from the Square Mile reaches me that this company of dickheads is on commercial life support, tapping investors for a 700M rights issue and facing a very grim future. Good. 

Couldn’t happen to a nice bunch of vultures. For decades they’ve specialised in picking the bones of public sector monoliths killed off by various Governments and generally making a complete balls of it.

Be it the Congestion Charge, Benefit payments or Olympic Security, these Cunts are no stranger to a bad headline. But I speak from first hand experience when I say their tenure at Primary Care Support England has been an absolute fucking disgrace. They have proved repeatedly that the private sector can be every bit as flawed as the public, but at least in the public we keep the money and the control. 

Fuck them, fuck their shareholders, and fuck the greedy politicians of all shades who have put several bits of the NHS in their grubby little hands. If HMG even think about bailing these cunts out, there should be riots. 

Yet another stinking cesspit of incestuous relationships between greedy company executives and corrupt politicians.

Cue the hard luck stories from hypocritical shareholders who claim to have lost "everything" who were happy to live the high life while these cunts made outsourced public sector jobs redundant by the thousands. Fuck them!

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Not so long ago - Bawsy'll learn yer. He's good at that sort of thing - I put up a nom entitled 'Outsourcing'.

For an explanation, I might just as well have put this gang of snake oil salesmen, Usurers, shysters and all-round reverse-Midases.

They are the biggest dog-daisy sticking out of the whole stinking shit mountain of Outsourcing and I hope their management and their entire bloodline get fucked to death by pigs.

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2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Not so long ago - Bawsy'll learn yer. He's good at that sort of thing - I put up a nom entitled 'Outsourcing'.

For an explanation, I might just as well have put this gang of snake oil salesmen, Usurers, shysters and all-round reverse-Midases.

They are the biggest dog-daisy sticking out of the whole stinking shit mountain of Outsourcing and I hope their management and their entire bloodline get fucked to death by pigs.

Jiggers, I offer up for your perusal:

CIVICA.

Capita by comparison are altruistic, dynamic and innovative.

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Carillion was run like a long fraud, a popular way for criminals to make money in the 60's, although slighty more sophisticated. Keep taking the orders, bigger and bigger, pay the big dividends year on year, the upper management receive their ever increasing bonuses whilst all the time not actually making any money. The only difference is no one goes to jail and Joe public will foot the bill.

Ps fattys car is shit and he can't get out of it without a struggle so he has to wait until no one is looking, Essex white to go with his newly done tipex teeth. Silly old fart.

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1 hour ago, Eddie said:

Carillion was run like a long fraud, a popular way for criminals to make money in the 60's, although slighty more sophisticated. Keep taking the orders, bigger and bigger, pay the big dividends year on year, the upper management receive their ever increasing bonuses whilst all the time not actually making any money. The only difference is no one goes to jail and Joe public will foot the bill.

 

They're also fuckin parasitic middlemen with Tory friends.

My Aunty Vi said their sort's like an abortion that just won't come out.

"The little fucker'll hang on in there for years Ratty, sucking the life out of decent working volk"

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