Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: But in the great scheme of things, who cares? Not one single cunting soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not one single cunting soul. Exactly, I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Exactly, I rest my case. Your supervised care home has a law library? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your supervised care home has a law library? I don't live in a supervised care home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: I don't live in a supervised care home. ah I see sheltered accommodation, say no more on the matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: ah I see sheltered accommodation, say no more on the matter. Not yet, I have my name down with the council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 minute ago, Albert Ross said: Not yet, I have my name down with the council. Have a word with Decimus, he sorted out Drews housing issues and got him started on his motobility claim, @Decimus can you offer young Bert any assistance in your capacity as a Norwich Council Bigwig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: As it's Saturday, I'm off to the bookies to put my "bets" on. Then watch the racing on ITV and cry as I waste my 50p Lucky 15. I'll wager you don't! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, King Rollo said: I'll wager you don't! Which, put my bets on or watch the racing, or cry as they lose? Be more specific you mincer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 11 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Which, put my bets on or watch the racing, or cry as they lose? Be more specific you mincer. You decide, Ducky! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 I don't need to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 38 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Have a word with Decimus, he sorted out Drews housing issues and got him started on his motobility claim, @Decimus can you offer young Bert any assistance in your capacity as a Norwich Council Bigwig. Fuck that. Do you know how much shit I landed myself in by doing Drew a favour? It's taken five environmental health cleaning crews and £68,000 of tax payers money to clean out his shit pit. The place is absolutely fucking heaving with empty bottles of vodka, each one with a suspicious brown stain around the base, and the amount of spunk-encrusted back issues of the Jackie annual that were found is beyond belief. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck that. Do you know how much shit I landed myself in by doing Drew a favour? It's taken five environmental health cleaning crews and £68,000 of tax payers money to clean out his shit pit. The place is absolutely fucking heaving with empty bottles of vodka, each one with a suspicious brown stain around the base, and the amount of spunk-encrusted back issues of the Jackie annual that were found is beyond belief. So are you still doing the claims for Whizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: So are you still doing the claims for Whizz? Have you finished air hammering the crusted jizz out of Punky's arse with that ever flapping tongue of yours, already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fuck that. Do you know how much shit I landed myself in by doing Drew a favour? It's taken five environmental health cleaning crews and £68,000 of tax payers money to clean out his shit pit. The place is absolutely fucking heaving with empty bottles of vodka, each one with a suspicious brown stain around the base, and the amount of spunk-encrusted back issues of the Jackie annual that were found is beyond belief. By the sound of this you are regretting renting out your spare room to him. Fortunately you are now aware that house guests tend to take their behavioural cues from the home owner. I wouldn’t have lent him your Jackie collection, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 32 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: By the sound of this you are regretting renting out your spare room to him. I'm afraid that old Drew hasn't got enough to offer as a potential house guest. If I wanted a bald, drooling midget incapable of controlling its bowels and who breaks down in tears if a bottle isn't pressed to its lips 24/7, I'd have another baby. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that old Drew hasn't got enough to offer as a potential house guest. If I wanted a bald, drooling midget incapable of controlling its bowels and who breaks down in tears if a bottle isn't pressed to its lips 24/7, I'd have another baby. And at least a new baby would have a legitimate call on Mrs D’s chesticles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 7 hours ago, Albert Ross said: At least I work and contribute to HMG. So you claim, but you also claim that you've worked there for 17 years, and then claim to be 22 years of age. Unless it's company policy to employ 5 year old burger flippers, you've shown yourself to be a bullshitter with a limited memory of previous fictional statements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Like I've said before, who gives a fuck? At least I turn up to random addresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: So you claim, but you also claim that you've worked there for 17 years, and then claim to be 22 years of age. Unless it's company policy to employ 5 year old burger flippers, you've shown yourself to be a bullshitter with a limited memory of previous fictional statements. 7 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Like I've said before, who gives a fuck? At least I turn up to random addresses. There's nothing that I like more than a corner rivalry. You boys haven't quite yet reached the epic levels of Decs vs Ding, but I've got high hopes for you. I particularly enjoy it when Rollo comes sniffing for scraps like some sort of demented MikefuckingD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 what the hell fuckin kind of thread is this? Ladies Chatterley's plover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 51 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Like I've said before, who gives a fuck? At least I turn up to random addresses. More fiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 Your fiction. Has your emergency accommodation kicked you out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: So you claim, but you also claim that you've worked there for 17 years, and then claim to be 22 years of age. Unless it's company policy to employ 5 year old burger flippers, you've shown yourself to be a bullshitter with a limited memory of previous fictional statements. As we all know, I'm not the sharpest knife in the draw, maybe I typed 17 years meaning I was 17 years of age when I started my employment. You seem to take an unhealthy interest in my previous posts, is there a homoerotic theme? Are you trying to come out of the closet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2018 Report Share Posted March 3, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: You seem to take an unhealthy interest in my previous posts, is there a homoerotic theme? Are you trying to come out of the closet? How original, in lieu of something intelligent to say, poke your tongue out and call 'em a poof. You'll probably be ok when you've moved out from your parents and popped your cherry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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