Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 So I made the mistake of watching the BBC news at 10:00 on two separate occasions this week. Same bollocks, twice over. Each time there was ten minutes about that poisoned Skripal cunt. No way the Russians did it, as the cunt is still alive. Right? Useful for hushing up the Telford abuse scandal though, right? We haven't heard anything about that since that dude didn't die of poisoning. But Porton Down! Porton Down! Then you get five minutes of random sandpit warfare. Some mother sobbing away next to a pile of rubble, some unverified mobile footage of Allah Akbar explosions somewhere. Some under-equipped 3rd world doctor trying to do surgery while mortar rounds thud outside. All very miserable, no end in sight, better send in the frumpy Northern Ireland wifey to report on it while wearing a flak vest and a tin helmet. If the reporter is a man then we have to get the shaky camera 'OMG it is all kicking off' bullshit as he runs through a street to find shelter. Then you get some touchy feely story about a wee girl with a disability, or a preachy one about the sodium levels in school dinners or something. Utter bollocks. BBC news isn't the news any more, it is a weird dystopian soap opera for miserable people. Enough interesting shit doesn't happen in 24 hours to warrant wasting 45 minutes of everybody's time every single day of the week. You either have to invent it, misreport it or dress up banal shite as news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So I made the mistake of watching the BBC news at 10:00 on two separate occasions this week. Same bollocks, twice over. Each time there was ten minutes about that poisoned Skripal cunt. No way the Russians did it, as the cunt is still alive. Right? Useful for hushing up the Telford abuse scandal though, right? We haven't heard anything about that since that dude didn't die of poisoning. But Porton Down! Porton Down! Then you get five minutes of random sandpit warfare. Some mother sobbing away next to a pile of rubble, some unverified mobile footage of Allah Akbar explosions somewhere. Some under-equipped 3rd world doctor trying to do surgery while mortar rounds thud outside. All very miserable, no end in sight, better send in the frumpy Northern Ireland wifey to report on it while wearing a flak vest and a tin helmet. If the reporter is a man then we have to get the shaky camera 'OMG it is all kicking off' bullshit as he runs through a street to find shelter. Then you get some touchy feely story about a wee girl with a disability, or a preachy one about the sodium levels in school dinners or something. Utter bollocks. BBC news isn't the news any more, it is a weird dystopian soap opera for miserable people. Enough interesting shit doesn't happen in 24 hours to warrant wasting 45 minutes of everybody's time every single day of the week. You either have to invent it, misreport it or dress up banal shite as news. Put on your tinfoil hat, and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Put on your tinfoil hat, and fuck off. You need Jesus. If Jesus was a helicopter pilot he would fly a Saro Skeeter. Right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Put on your tinfoil hat, and fuck off. Reported for immediately going off topic and derailing the thread... You stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Reported for immediately going off topic and derailing the thread... You stupid twat. You already have found Jesus. All the Jesus. You didn't happen to see what sort of helicopter he arrived in? Ape has a thing for helicopters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: You already have found Jesus. All the Jesus. You didn't happen to see what sort of helicopter he arrived in? Ape has a thing for helicopters. You seem pissed... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: You seem pissed... Fuck off. Don't be like that! We are both men of God, and we will be paying for it tomorrow. Perhaps in subtly different ways, but still! What is it you English Catholic types say? On your knees, baby please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Ape said: Put on your tinfoil hat, and fuck off. Tomorrow it will be "snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow snow ..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 18 minutes ago, Ape said: Put on your tinfoil hat, and fuck off. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: Reported for immediately going off topic and derailing the thread... You stupid twat. As much as I hate you, I agree. Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 There’s nothing quite like rolling in from the pub on a Saturday night with your carry out and your bag of chips and a pickled onion and having a right pop at the fucking Brussels Broadcasting Corporation. I have no idea what this cunt is rabbitting on about but I thoroughly approve. Do carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for immediately going off topic and derailing the thread... You stupid twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: There’s nothing quite like rolling in from the pub on a Saturday night with your carry out and your bag of chips and a pickled onion and having a right pop at the fucking Brussels Broadcasting Corporation. I have no idea what this cunt is rabbitting on about but I thoroughly approve. Do carry on. No pickled egg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Punkape said: Reported for immediately going off topic and derailing the thread... You stupid twat. What about the scandal in your bank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 I would still splaff one's wodge up Sophie Raworth any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: I would still splaff one's wodge up Sophie Raworth any day. I know her, was speaking to her a couple of weeks ago. She's more for the public school types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: I know her, was speaking to her a couple of weeks ago. She's more for the public school types. Public school wodge...Eton Mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Public school wodge...Eton Mess? More old Harrovians and Giggleswick types. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: More old Harrovians and Giggleswick types. In your case an old harridan whose arsehole resembles a broken meringue, having been bummed more times than Freddie Mercury in the Admiral Duncan bogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: In your case an old harridan whose arsehole resembles a broken meringue, having been bummed more times than Freddie Mercury in the Admiral Duncan bogs. is the "ringe" bit of meringe pronounced as in "rang"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Your Lady Penelope said: No pickled egg? Just a pickled liver, he borrowed it from Eric the Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 15 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: So I made the mistake of watching the BBC news at 10:00 on two separate occasions this week. Same bollocks, twice over. Each time there was ten minutes about that poisoned Skripal cunt. No way the Russians did it, as the cunt is still alive. Right? Useful for hushing up the Telford abuse scandal though, right? We haven't heard anything about that since that dude didn't die of poisoning. But Porton Down! Porton Down! Then you get five minutes of random sandpit warfare. Some mother sobbing away next to a pile of rubble, some unverified mobile footage of Allah Akbar explosions somewhere. Some under-equipped 3rd world doctor trying to do surgery while mortar rounds thud outside. All very miserable, no end in sight, better send in the frumpy Northern Ireland wifey to report on it while wearing a flak vest and a tin helmet. If the reporter is a man then we have to get the shaky camera 'OMG it is all kicking off' bullshit as he runs through a street to find shelter. Then you get some touchy feely story about a wee girl with a disability, or a preachy one about the sodium levels in school dinners or something. Utter bollocks. BBC news isn't the news any more, it is a weird dystopian soap opera for miserable people. Enough interesting shit doesn't happen in 24 hours to warrant wasting 45 minutes of everybody's time every single day of the week. You either have to invent it, misreport it or dress up banal shite as news. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. You decided to watch the parade of utter shit not once, but twice. You're the cunt! Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. You decided to watch the parade of utter shit not once, but twice. You're the cunt! Fuck off. And your knot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 Just now, Albert Ross said: And your knot? Don't address me unless I instruct you to do so. You are nothing...actually less than nothing. Punkape is more valuable than you. Consider yourself warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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