Ape™️ Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 19 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up, Ape. Stupid cunt. Happy Easter, wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 12 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: This is more important than the reserrection of the Lord Jesus. No it isn't, but it is infinitely more regrettable. I'd rather have keith back than endure frank's stream of utter ordure, at least keith was good for the occasional chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, scotty said: No it isn't, but it is infinitely more regrettable. I'd rather have keith back than endure frank's stream of utter ordure, at least keith was good for the occasional chuckle. Agreed. I used to enjoy Frank's infrequent appearances. Now he just pops up every three weeks, rehashes some shit Rocky video then fucks off again. Utterly pointless in every conceivable way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Decimus said: Agreed. I used to enjoy Frank's infrequent appearances. Now he just pops up every three weeks, rehashes some shit Rocky video then fucks off again. Utterly pointless in every conceivable way. I'd like to believe that his tri-weekly forays are due to end of life palliative chemotherapy. Sadly, I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Frank is greater than Liam Gallager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 36 minutes ago, scotty said: No it isn't, but it is infinitely more regrettable. I'd rather have keith back than endure frank's stream of utter ordure, at least keith was good for the occasional chuckle. "Idiot" "Fucking idiot" "I'm dying" That's more or less his full repertoire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 7 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Frank is greater than Liam Gallager. Pity he isn't like Rory Gallagher- dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 17 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you were talking, you'd be stammering. Best you toddle off and check out the latest in protein shakes. Rattled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 30 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Frank is greater than Liam Gallager. I'd say they were pretty even. They're both complete cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 Old Eric is a spent force, condemned to reflect on past glories that never were .. Albert is virile and young and far too quick for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd say they were pretty even. They're both complete cunts. This is so unlike you Scotty, I'm worried about you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Miss Penelope said: Old Eric is a spent force, condemned to reflect on past glories that never were .. Albert is virile and young and far too quick for him. and you are a boring old hag, with a cunt like a horse collar. Happy Easter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: and you are a boring old hag, with a cunt like a horse collar. Happy Easter. You are so much better as Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Miss Penelope said: Old Eric is a spent force, condemned to reflect on past glories that never were .. Albert is virile and young and far too quick for him. .....pause for incredulous laughter. That's genuinely the first time pen has raised a snigger from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 1, 2018 Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: You are so much better as Frank. So are you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2018 13 hours ago, Miss Penelope said: Look up Dendroaspis polylepis, Like Mrs R. they look inoffensive enough, but strike with lightening speed when you least expect it. I advise you to tread warily. I prefer Dendropicous major which are even more inoffensive and strike with several 1000 blows a minute and are incredibly noisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 It's a peculiar state of affairs, when so much has been reported about a few Ozzie twats interfering with their balls, as if it was of any importance whatsoever in a game of poxy cricket. It's hardly Earth shattering news, is it! What's so dreadful about it and who gives two fucks? Cheating, gives one the edge in any sport, and that includes drug-enhancements too for the Hop, Skip & Jump. I mean, where would Punkers be without steroids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's a peculiar state of affairs, when so much has been reported about a few Ozzie twats interfering with their balls, as if it was of any importance whatsoever in a game of poxy cricket. It's hardly Earth shattering news, is it! What's so dreadful about it and who gives two fucks? Cheating, gives one the edge in any sport, and that includes drug-enhancements too for the Hop, Skip & Jump. I mean, where would Punkers be without steroids? Punkers has been hiding under his duvet sulking for a few days, since the warm weather melted his snowman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, White van man said: Punkers has been hiding under his duvet sulking for a few days, since the warm weather melted his snowman. The last thing I heard of Punkers, was that he'd failed to qualify in the Ladies half-pipe at the Winter Olympics, but pulling-off a Bronze in the Mens up-hill shitpipe , was like a walk in the park to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's a peculiar state of affairs, when so much has been reported about a few Ozzie twats interfering with their balls, as if it was of any importance whatsoever in a game of poxy cricket. It's hardly Earth shattering news, is it! What's so dreadful about it and who gives two fucks? Cheating, gives one the edge in any sport, and that includes drug-enhancements too for the Hop, Skip & Jump. I mean, where would Punkers be without steroids? So basically, you fucking part time, malingering cunt, you've got an issue with my excellent, highly topical, and a golden opportunity to put the boot into those Aussie cunts, nom? Explain yourself immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 4, 2018 Report Share Posted April 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: So basically, you fucking part time, malingering cunt, you've got an issue with my excellent, highly topical, and a golden opportunity to put the boot into those Aussie cunts, nom? Explain yourself immediately I have never been able to explain myself, however, whilst I find ANY issue against didgeridoo arse-bandits and their antics with Stumps, Bails & Balls on a cricket field abhorrent, where the fuck is that keg of cider-shit I was promised, eh? Wangle yer way out of that one, you Pubby Stacker of shite, you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 20 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I have never been able to explain myself, however, whilst I find ANY issue against didgeridoo arse-bandits and their antics with Stumps, Bails & Balls on a cricket field abhorrent, where the fuck is that keg of cider-shit I was promised, eh? Wangle yer way out of that one, you Pubby Stacker of shite, you. Guilty as charged your honour, but never mind that shite. Word is you've been dwelling in some backward swamp in the east with no broadband and now BT, the useless cunts, have fucked up my phone and interweb, ironically, so day time cunting only for me now until it's fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2018 Report Share Posted April 5, 2018 31 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Guilty as charged your honour, but never mind that shite. Word is you've been dwelling in some backward swamp in the east with no broadband and now BT, the useless cunts, have fucked up my phone and interweb, ironically, so day time cunting only for me now until it's fixed. You aint wrong Stubbs, but that was then. I've moved-on to greener pastures where I have decimal currency and everything that goes with it. BT? Don't trust the cunts. Go Paranoid-WiFi and you'll never look back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 On 01/04/2018 at 9:36 AM, Frank said: Shut up, Ape. Stupid cunt. They say that you can't get away with murder, but I know two people that McCann. Die, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted April 8, 2018 Report Share Posted April 8, 2018 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: They say that you can't get away with murder, but I know two people that McCann. Die, cunt. They've just gave the police more money to search for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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