Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, White van man said: I've also stated I'm going to an Iranian wedding in july, and dont see blacks as foreigners. Your faculty of understanding and levels of perception confirm why you ride a scope bike. I just name cunts no matter what race. That makes me not racist as i don't exclude anyone. Adult bike riders are all cunts, no mater what race. Lets be honest. Look how you dress. Its homosexuality. Just come out the closet. At least Tom Daley had the balls to admit it. You're just suffering in silence, rubbing your arse up and down a bike seat. Give your little like buddy luke a shout, we could have our first CC wedding. would you like to be one of the bridesmaids Vanman, I promise we will not invite any Darkies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 minutes ago, White van man said: I've also stated I'm going to an Iranian wedding in july, Ah, the I’m not racist cos I’ve got loads of black mates defence. Classic stuff. Maybe if you mention it a few more times some of the more gullible on here will believe you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Ah, the I’m not racist cos I’ve got loads of black mates defence. Classic stuff. Maybe if you mention it a few more times some of the more gullible on here will believe you. I've got 4 black tyres on my van too. They screach better than destinys child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 38 minutes ago, Ape said: And the best way to cut him off from sunlight would be to shove him back up Pen’s gash, whence he came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 44 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I am not sure that Bert can be destroyed Stubby, he seems more plant than animal and like plants actually thrives on the shit we throw at him, best to just cut off his sunlight for a while to see if that works. Oooooh, a split infinitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 20 minutes ago, luke swarm said: would you like to be one of the bridesmaids Vanman, I promise we will not invite any Darkies. Deal. Rumour has it that he's that good at giving head, he can blow his own inner tubes up. You'll be able to ride the fat cunt like a space hopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, White van man said: Deal. Rumour has it that he's that good at giving head, he can blow his own inner tubes up. You'll be able to ride the fat cunt like a space hopper. I have booked a Skrewdriver tribute band if you are interested and some paki waiters we could kick shit out afterwards, send me your dress size and I will get it started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: I have booked a Skrewdriver tribute band if you are interested, and some Paki waiters we could kick the shit out of afterwards, please send me your dress size and I will get it started. Are you a seamstress? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Yep, good nom P, it's reached epidemic status..but one whiff from your knickers will make them stop using their phones and hit a concrete post more quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I have booked a Skrewdriver tribute band if you are interested and some paki waiters we could kick shit out afterwards, send me your dress size and I will get it started. One size fits all will do, in black, with matching burka. I'm on the pakistanis side when the fights break out. Bombs against pink tickling sticks. And i don't think they like your kind to start with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 Lads? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Lads? It’s fine, something about an Iranian wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: It’s fine, something about an Iranian wedding. Fucking mushies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 11 minutes ago, White van man said: One size fits all will do, in black, with matching burka. I'm on the pakistanis side when the fights break out. Bombs against pink tickling sticks. And i don't think they like your kind to start with. great stuff, I will put you down for the curry menu and try to seat you next to RSoles, you and him should get on like a house on fire but for heavens sake don't mention you have Iranian friends or it could kick off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted May 31, 2018 Report Share Posted May 31, 2018 45 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Oooooh, a split infinitive. Or in your case a split arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 16 hours ago, Decimus said: Triggled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 What about muslim wedding guests using phones as they drive to the wedding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 22 hours ago, luke swarm said: would you like to be one of the bridesmaids Vanman, I promise we will not invite any Darkies. Question is swarmer, who's going to be the bride. I'm already hitched and a quickie divorce is not on- perhaps I could convert to some goat shagging religion from sub Saharan Africa and take you as a second wife as long as you promise not to winge as much as the current one. Googling it now. WVM can be bestie and in proper wedding tradition, I'll do a runner and he'll have to take my place. Hope you're not black? 21 hours ago, luke swarm said: great stuff, I will put you down for the curry menu and try to seat you next to RSoles, you and him should get on like a house on fire but for heavens sake don't mention you have Iranian friends or it could kick off. Too late; I've already lined up arseholes to do the ceremony- in real life he's the arch bishop of Canterbury, thus explaining his scaffold plank thick and pig shit nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 I was at Thorpe Park this week and the amount of cunts I saw who were on their phones while on rides. Cunts the lot of 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was at Thorpe Park this week and the amount of cunts I saw who were on their phones while on rides. Cunts the lot of 'em. Was Jeremy there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 10:36 PM, Bubba C said: Fucking mushies. Bubba, I thought you may like to know, I've been for a fucking great long shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Hector said: Bubba, I thought you may like to know, I've been for a fucking great long shit. Do you mean long by the length of the log, or long by the time you were straining? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Hector said: Bubba, I thought you may like to know, I've been for a fucking great long shit. Fuck me, all the cunts are coming out of the woodwork now. Have you seen that vile gobshite @Spanky of late? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 11 minutes ago, Hector said: Bubba, I thought you may like to know, I've been for a fucking great long shit. Hector, you utter disgrace of a human, I was only thinking the other day about summoning you from your fecal chamber like a shitty Lazarus. I’ll PM you the details of the next target, good evening. X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 1, 2018 Report Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 minutes ago, Albert Ross Esquire said: Do you mean long by the length of the log, or long by the time you were straining? 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck me, all the cunts are coming out of the woodwork now. Have you seen that vile gobshite @Spanky of late? Fuck off, you nosey cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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