Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 When a band calls in a song with heavy irony or sarcasm; along the lines of 'This is our new single - you won't have heard of it' it makes me feel dumb and cheap for having put so much time and love and emotion into them.I'VE heard of it / you! I've downloaded it and tried to get to grips with the lyrics and how this progresses from the last single you did. I've shown up at your gig - and now you're taking all that and throwing it right back at me. Okay you don't have to go the whole David Lee Roth / Kiss thing and give it the 'this is the greatest thing you'll ever hear' routine - but don't spit on my energy and financial / time / emotional investment. Yeah I know. W-a-a-a-a-y over-thinking it, as usual. I mean, it's only music we're talking about here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 KISS went irrelevant when they tried to infuse disco into their genre. The constant feuding and bickering between past members and two remaining originals reminds me of a pair of old grans swinging purses over the last package of Tenas on the shelf. They should retire and stay fucked off for good. As for David lee Roth, he is a cunt so are the rest of his "band mates." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: KISS went irrelevant when they tried to infuse disco into their genre. The constant feuding and bickering between past members and two remaining originals reminds me of a pair of old grans swinging purses over the last package of Tenas on the shelf. They should retire and stay fucked off for good. As for David lee Roth, he is a cunt so are the rest of his "band mates." I take it you're talking about when Kiss released 'I was made for loving you baby'? That song always sounds like it should have been done by Leif Garrett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I take it you're talking about when Kiss released 'I was made for loving you baby'? That song always sounds like it should have been done by Leif Garrett. Precisely. I'm rather surprised Little Mix hasn't done a cover of it. Pile of shit then...it would be an even bigger pile of shit. Roth and company...fucking cunts, either make music or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I take it you're talking about when Kiss released 'I was made for loving you baby'? That song always sounds like it should have been done by Leif Garrett. ...and for rhyming 'me' with, erm, 'me'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 20 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ...and for rhyming 'me' with, erm, 'me'. Well... yes. They were no strangers to cheesiness and hype, but top entertainment compared to what passes for showmanship now. What astonishes me, is that if you mention Kiss to the average cunt in the street, the only band member they're aware of is Gene Simmonds. It was Paul Stanley that had the stage presence and rock star demeanour, Simmonds was just the disgusting, creepy pervert stood to his left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well... yes. They were no strangers to cheesiness and hype, but top entertainment compared to what passes for showmanship now. What astonishes me, is that if you mention Kiss to the average cunt in the street, the only band member they're aware of is Gene Simmonds. It was Paul Stanley that had the stage presence and rock star demeanour, Simmonds was just the disgusting, creepy pervert stood to his left. Yeah. There's nothing that screams 'entertainment' more than a 60 year old man, with make-up like a fucked-up Kabuki doll, flying 100 ft above an audience on a pretend-invisible harness, spitting red corn syrup over everyone, whilst belting out 'Strutter' at Spinal Tap 11! (...and I'm being totally serious about that, friends!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 (edited) 14 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Yeah. There's nothing that screams 'entertainment' more than a 60 year old man, with make-up like a fucked-up Kabuki doll, flying 100 ft above an audience on a pretend-invisible harness, spitting red corn syrup over everyone, whilst belting out 'Strutter' at Spinal Tap 11! (...and I'm being totally serious about that, friends!) Well, it beats the shit out of One Direction, staring insipidly at the camera and doing 'homeboy gestures'. And bollocks to Diversity as well, washed up one trick pony cunts, getting excited about how many females they're going to fuck at Butlins this summer. Bring back Motley Crue. Edited June 18, 2018 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Well, it beats the shit out of One Direction, staring insipidly at the camera and doing 'homeboy gestures'. And bollocks to Diversity as well, washed up one trick pony cunts, getting excited about how many females they're going to fuck at Butlins this summer. Bring back Motley Crue. I felt a 'metal for muthas' bromance coming on there .....and then you had to go and mention Motley Crue! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I felt a 'metal for muthas' bromance coming on there .....and then you had to go and mention Motley Crue! Sorry bby. AC/DC, (Bon Scott era). Hope that saves our tattered relationship. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Precisely. I'm rather surprised Little Mix hasn't done a cover of it. Pile of shit then...it would be an even bigger pile of shit. Roth and company...fucking cunts, either make music or fuck off. Hopefully they'll do the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 Never got Kiss,overhyped American bollocks,any cunt that wears that much make up has got to like it up the 'arris.Motley Crew,Twisted Sister,Poison et al are all pussies not to forget the little bald mincer in Judas Priest.Ozzy would eat the cunts for brekkie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, Neil said: Never got Kiss,overhyped American bollocks,any cunt that wears that much make up has got to like it up the 'arris.Motley Crew,Twisted Sister,Poison et al are all pussies not to forget the little bald mincer in Judas Priest.Ozzy would eat the cunts for brekkie Was going to say Black Sabbath, didn't Metallica rip off the riff for "master of puppets" from a Black Sabbath song. Can't remember which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 17, 2018 Report Share Posted June 17, 2018 I would commandeer Butlins camps to train new legions of Stormtroopers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Neil said: Never got Kiss,overhyped American bollocks,any cunt that wears that much make up has got to like it up the 'arris.Motley Crew,Twisted Sister,Poison et al are all pussies not to forget the little bald mincer in Judas Priest.Ozzy would eat the cunts for brekkie Vocally, none could match the power of Plant or Daltrey. The only time KISS was remotely interesting is when comedians roasted them. Bunch of car park dogging faggots, and I wish they'd fucking die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 On 6/18/2018 at 1:15 AM, Wizardsleeve said: the little bald mincer in Judas Priest Halford could give Plant and Daltry a run for their money in the vocal stakes, no problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 27, 2018 Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 1 hour ago, r-soles said: Halford could give Plant and Daltry a run for their money in the vocal stakes, no problem. And gargle on their spunk no doubt, just like you would Get fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: And gargle on their spunk no doubt, just like you would Get fucked Is that right then? Jizz-gobbling has a soothing affect on the vocal chords and improves the tonality of the voice? That'd explain why Lemmy sounded like concrete mixer driving across a ploughed field .........and him out of The Darkness as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 29, 2018 Report Share Posted June 29, 2018 On 6/27/2018 at 9:22 AM, Stubby Pecker said: And gargle on their spunk no doubt, just like you would Get fucked I am no fan of Judas Priest , in fact I prefer Zep, but I can appreciate Halford's vocal range, and compared with Daltry it's no contest, Daltry doesn't have a 'range' it's just one, preset, racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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