Ape™️ Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Why do some people carry half their worldly possessions around in their trouser or jeans pockets? Not only does it look fucking ridiculous, it must also make walking uncomfortable. If you add skinny jeans into the equation, that a lot of cunts seem to favour these days, the effect is even more striking, making their legs look like those of a fucking minotaur. The weight of the shit they carry around inevitably causes exposure of their CK underwear waist band, taking them to another level of cuntitude altogether. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Why do some people carry half their worldly possessions around in their trouser or jeans pockets? Not only does it look fucking ridiculous, it must also make walking uncomfortable. If you add skinny jeans into the equation, that a lot of cunts seem to favour these days, the effect is even more striking, making their legs look like those of a fucking minotaur. The weight of the shit they carry around inevitably causes exposure of their CK underwear waist band, taking them to another level of cuntitude altogether. Fuck off. Oh shit .. you've seen me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 What are you doing looking at other men's bulges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 I thought this was going to be a metaphorical nom about multi millionaire MC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 23, 2018 Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 Cargo pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 17 hours ago, Penelope said: Cargo pants. My pants are bulging and the cargo is looking for somewhere to dock... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, r-soles said: My pants are bulging and the cargo is looking for somewhere to dock... ....the gents is over there, sir. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 I was thinking about this the other day,my brother-in-law is one of these cunts,keys,wallet,handkerchief and god knows what else,the cunt looks like a circus ringmaster,a big top cunt and no mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, r-soles said: My pants are bulging and the cargo is looking for somewhere to dock... Penny is available and hungry, it might even allow you to do a reach around while you are errr docking you fucking thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 On 6/23/2018 at 1:50 PM, Ape said: Why do some people carry half their worldly possessions around in their trouser or jeans pockets? Not only does it look fucking ridiculous, it must also make walking uncomfortable. If you add skinny jeans into the equation, that a lot of cunts seem to favour these days, the effect is even more striking, making their legs look like those of a fucking minotaur. The weight of the shit they carry around inevitably causes exposure of their CK underwear waist band, taking them to another level of cuntitude altogether. Fuck off. Fucking hell, gApe, what is this shit? It's almost as bad as my Banbury Cross bollocks. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 31 minutes ago, Hector said: Fucking hell, gApe, what is this shit? It's almost as bad as my Banbury Cross bollocks. Fucking hell. Who the fuck are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Who the fuck are you? I have no real proof, but I suspect a Withers sock puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no real proof, but I suspect a Withers sock puppet. Have a read of @Hector's posts .. the goose fat is all over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 24, 2018 Report Share Posted June 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have no real proof, but I suspect a Withers sock puppet. Who? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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