nocti Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Steady on bawsy, you're giving me worrying thoughts an bout old @cuntspotter! Spot has plenty of worrying thoughts of his own, Stubs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Imagine his proud Mum, boasting to the other mums at the school gates... "I never have to nag my little Punkape to eat his fruit or veg. Carrots, bananas, cucumbers, disappear in a flash, such a good boy. And he keeps on at me to speak to Father O'Flaherty about him being an altar boy!" ? Punkers was a foundling adopted by a pair of underground-puffters, both fresh from psychoanalysis/electroconvulsive anti-homo therapy and various other anally administered & unsophisticated/invasive treatments during the mid 1930s. It was they who taught him the ropes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: ? Punkers was a foundling adopted by a pair of underground-puffters, both fresh from psychoanalysis/electroconvulsive anti-homo therapy and various other anally administered & unsophisticated/invasive treatments during the mid 1930s. It was they who taught him the ropes. It amuses me to imagine that he had a doting mother that actually christened him Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It amuses me to imagine that he had a doting mother that actually christened him Punkape. Easy to imagine, but difficult to believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It amuses me to imagine that he had a doting mother that actually christened him Punkape. He was christened the much more apt 'Cuntface', but the priest was hard of hearing, due to his ears being full of adolescent semen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Decimus said: He was christened the much more apt 'Cuntface', but the priest was hard of hearing, due to his ears being full of adolescent semen. The priest must have heard that one cumming. Holy Water they call it too. Edited July 24, 2018 by 'eavensabove Judas Priest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 On 7/23/2018 at 8:40 PM, Eric Cuntman said: I bet that Judith Keppel was a proper slice of aristocratic filth in her day. Her grandmother certainly was. Undoubtedly. The weird bottom lip is the result of her Prince Albert penchant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Undoubtedly. The weird bottom lip is the result of her Prince Albert penchant. That’s Judith Chalmers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 24, 2018 Report Share Posted July 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: That’s Judith Chalmers. Despite spending your formative years creeping in and out of Mark Durden-Smith's bedroom on your tippy-toes, you obviously never swapped family photos and anecdotes. Whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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