Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 25, 2018 Report Share Posted July 25, 2018 11 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The prisons need stronger de-lousing chemicals. You can practically see the vermin scurrying about in the beard. I think Eric is the man for the job of "rehabilitating" them. Cunts. They have to be fed, at least something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 On 7/24/2018 at 2:37 PM, Decimus said: Is there any chance that you can delete all the above shit and project at least an illusion of sanity? Unless you've been absolutely fucking smashed for the past month, there really is no excuse for your recent bollocks, you deranged cunt. G'Day D, you will be pleased to know that old Mick is retiring from the corner as i have more important things to attend, like torturing and making porn films...take it easy sport and you never know when i might pop up next.. Welcome to Australia Cock Suckers !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2018 On 7/25/2018 at 3:17 AM, judgetwi said: I’m glad some cunt posted their photos. Now I can hate them for the colour of their skins rather than what they believe or what they have done. That’s the kind of alt.right racist, homophobic, Trump loving, Islamophobic, white supremacist, transphobic, KKK, EDL, BNP cunt I am. I hate to disappoint. You have !! Fuck off !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 On 7/25/2018 at 6:34 AM, 'eavensabove said: They have to be fed, at least something. Rat poison should be provided, then billed to their families. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rat poison should be provided, then billed to their families. Rusty fish hook pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rusty fish hook pie. and to drink, a nice Norman Bates Strychnine iced tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Rusty fish hook pie. Now ya talkin' my kind of nosh. Chickpea-flour crust loaded with Pike. Lubbly jubbly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Rat poison should be provided, then billed to their families. Swished down with Domestos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Swished down with Domestos. I think it sounds like a feast fit for utter cunts. If they are in such a fucking hurry to meet to meet Allah, they should welcome these delicacies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I think it sounds like a feast fit for utter cunts. If they are in such a fucking hurry to meet to meet Allah, they should welcome these delicacies. Don't forget that it's Friday. You'll make Jewdy's mouth water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Don't forget that it's Friday. You'll make Jewdy's mouth water. Isn't this his weekly kebab treat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Isn't this his weekly kebab treat? He calls it a 'carry out'. A phrase I've only ever associated with the Scots, but he's from east London... ..he's a fucking jockney! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Isn't this his weekly kebab treat? Kebab? The only Doner he knows is the cunt that donated him a kidney on loan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: He calls it a 'carry out'. A phrase I've only ever associated with the Scots, but he's from east London... ..he's a fucking jockney! I knew a Black Scot. Choc, his name was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: I knew a Black Scot. Choc, his name was. Did he drink a lot of whogsky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He calls it a 'carry out'. A phrase I've only ever associated with the Scots, but he's from east London... ..he's a fucking jockney! Indeed. I've only ever come across this phrase whilst reading the Inspector Rebus novels. So either Judge is a sweaty, or he's capable of reading things more substantial than the front page of The Daily Express. He's definitely a kilt-lifting bender. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did he drink a lot of whogsky? Aye, Willem de Kooning Black Label. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I've only ever come across this phrase whilst reading the Inspector Rebus novels. So either Judge is a sweaty, or he's capable of reading things more substantial than the front page of The Daily Express. He's definitely a kilt-lifting bender. The Sunday People's palms section? Edited July 27, 2018 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I've only ever come across this phrase whilst reading the Inspector Rebus novels. So either Judge is a sweaty, or he's capable of reading things more substantial than the front page of The Daily Express. He's definitely a kilt-lifting bender. I know several Judges at my golf club.Mostly they read the broadsheets but delight at flicking through the “Mail”.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I know several Judges at my golf club.Mostly they read the broadsheets but delight at flicking through the “Mail”.... I have absolutely no doubt that they love flicking a "male". I'll assume that you're on your iPhone again, hence the typo. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Indeed. I've only ever come across this phrase whilst reading the Inspector Rebus novels. So either Judge is a sweaty, or he's capable of reading things more substantial than the front page of The Daily Express. He's definitely a kilt lifting bender. There's nothing more irritating than the voice of a gay Scotsman. Like those 2 fairies that did the interior design programmes, a camp poofter is bad enough, but with a highland lilt, utterly unbearable. Taking into account the Scots fondness for all things deep fried, and now, having reached this conclusion regarding the sexuality of the Judge, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes home tonight with a battered ringpiece. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 27, 2018 Report Share Posted July 27, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: There's nothing more irritating than the voice of a gay Scotsman. Like those 2 fairies that did the interior design programmes, a camp poofter is bad enough, but with a highland lilt, utterly unbearable. Taking into account the Scots fondness for all things deep fried, and now, having reached this conclusion regarding the sexuality of the Judge, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes home tonight with a battered ringpiece. "battered ringpiece." I wish I'd thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Boaby Posted July 28, 2018 Report Share Posted July 28, 2018 I thought they had lost their british citizenship, so who gives a shite if they get fried in an American prison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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