Guest N/A Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 In this day and age of sponsors and media image being almighty over the form and ability of players I find it fucking amazing that the English cricket selectors have chosen Stokes over that other middle class twat who played rounders quite well last time. Basically saying to all the professional cricketers of England, if you go out on the sauce and get absolutely smoked in a pub and night club DURING a test series whilst playing, then don’t worry we will select you. IF you can throw in a few punches, get arrested, go to court and bring the game of posh rounders for toffs into disrepute then not only will we select you, we will drop the best player from the last game who worked really hard and went home at night to his bed and ate all the right foods and turned up to training on time the next day without a fucking black eye and the world press in tow. Who the fuck are the England cricket selectors, Ian I get pissed Beefy Botham? Gazza? and George Best? It’s a fucking disgrace. If this was a sport that mattered there would be a fucking huge debate in the press for weeks on this topic. However as it’s posh rounders who gives a fuck. fucking cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 17, 2018 Report Share Posted August 17, 2018 54 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: In this day and age of sponsors and media image being almighty over the form and ability of players I find it fucking amazing that the English cricket selectors have chosen Stokes over that other middle class twat who played rounders quite well last time. Basically saying to all the professional cricketers of England, if you go out on the sauce and get absolutely smoked in a pub and night club DURING a test series whilst playing, then don’t worry we will select you. IF you can throw in a few punches, get arrested, go to court and bring the game of posh rounders for toffs into disrepute then not only will we select you, we will drop the best player from the last game who worked really hard and went home at night to his bed and ate all the right foods and turned up to training on time the next day without a fucking black eye and the world press in tow. Who the fuck are the England cricket selectors, Ian I get pissed Beefy Botham? Gazza? and George Best? It’s a fucking disgrace. If this was a sport that mattered there would be a fucking huge debate in the press for weeks on this topic. However as it’s posh rounders who gives a fuck. fucking cunts Too long. Can't be bothered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Backfired on them today: India 254-4, (Stokes 11-0-47-0) as I write ......and he's still ginger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Backfired on them today: India 254-4, (Stokes 11-0-47-0) as I write ......and he's still ginger And going bald, the dirty slap head. Shouldn’t imagine Kohli will be buying him a round later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: And going bald, the dirty slap head. Shouldn’t imagine Kohli will be buying him a round later. Not unless he wants a bunch of fives. 'Hit the fucker first - ask questions later' especially if you've had a night on the tins, seems to be this blokes modus operandii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Too long. Can't be bothered. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 21 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: In this day and age of sponsors and media image being almighty over the form and ability of players I find it fucking amazing that the English cricket selectors have chosen Stokes over that other middle class twat who played rounders quite well last time. Basically saying to all the professional cricketers of England, if you go out on the sauce and get absolutely smoked in a pub and night club DURING a test series whilst playing, then don’t worry we will select you. IF you can throw in a few punches, get arrested, go to court and bring the game of posh rounders for toffs into disrepute then not only will we select you, we will drop the best player from the last game who worked really hard and went home at night to his bed and ate all the right foods and turned up to training on time the next day without a fucking black eye and the world press in tow. Who the fuck are the England cricket selectors, Ian I get pissed Beefy Botham? Gazza? and George Best? It’s a fucking disgrace. If this was a sport that mattered there would be a fucking huge debate in the press for weeks on this topic. However as it’s posh rounders who gives a fuck. fucking cunts This isn't cricket Mon's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 Covering themselves in glory again here. Where's Applescruff (for the purposes of this nom) or Sam Curran (for purposes of English Cricket) when you need them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 The ginger Kiwi was bankrolled to make a career over here by a mystery benefactor. The old system never changes does it. The game itself is perfect. The arseholes around it are a grotesque circus aof wealthy backers, sponsors and middle England old boys. Look at those old clowns in the daft ties at Lords - the epitomy of a fucked up country for us poor bastards, never mind divided. Cunts all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Covering themselves in glory again here. Where's Applescruff (for the purposes of this nom) or Sam Curran (for purposes of English Cricket) when you need them? Scruffo, I'd wager, is still a torrent of tears into his mock urn for loss of the ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: The ginger Kiwi was bankrolled to make a career over here by a mystery benefactor. The old system never changes does it. The game itself is perfect. The arseholes around it are a grotesque circus aof wealthy backers, sponsors and middle England old boys. Look at those old clowns in the daft ties at Lords - the epitomy of a fucked up country for us poor bastards, never mind divided. Cunts all. You are jealous of an elite you can never be part of because you’re a serf and oaf.Just be grateful for some crumbs from the top table and keep your mouth shut. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 18 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, I'd wager, is still a torrent of tears into his mock urn for loss of the ashes. I bet he's hanging around that shop, waiting to bump into that woman. Even though, comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet he's hanging around that shop, waiting to bump into that woman. Even though, comparing her to the woman he really wants is like comparing Rol.... We should take a collection and get poor Scruffo some quality crumpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 49 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: We should take a collection and get poor Scruffo some quality crumpet. Never mind quality, he needs a woman with a certain, moral destitution. we could get him a right dirty slag in Ilford for the price of a bag of chips and a litre of Lambrini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Never mind quality, he needs a woman with a certain, moral destitution. we could get him a right dirty slag in Ilford for the price of a bag of chips and a litre of Lambrini. Compared to his current social situation, I'd say that falls securely in the quality category. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Indeed, he and his solicitor have walked quietly awat from that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted August 21, 2018 Report Share Posted August 21, 2018 On 8/18/2018 at 5:12 PM, Jiggerycock said: Backfired on them today: India 254-4, (Stokes 11-0-47-0) as I write ......and he's still ginger Come on J, it is a dead wicket like his ginger matter, give the kid a break. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 "If at first (second, third) you don't succeed..... .........you're name is James Vince" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 34 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: "If at first (second, third) you don't succeed..... .........you're name is James Vince" He must be fucking a coaches daughter or more likely letting the coach do him up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 23, 2018 Report Share Posted August 23, 2018 39 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: He must be fucking a coaches daughter or more likely letting the coach do him up the arse. ....or has photo's of the coach fucking his own daughter. One things for sure. The ECB never celebrate Burns night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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