Cuntybaws Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 A nomination six years in the making, but I fear no words will ever be able to do justice to how much of a cunt this gurning self-important, puffed up Yorkshire cum-slurper is, so the time has finally come. It’s hard to believe that the fat slobbering bell-end could actually become more of a cunt by losing weight but the evidence is incontrovertible. Please, oh fucking please, let it be AIDS. Frankie Boyle once commented that "the best advert for abortion is just a silent thirty-second shot of Chris Moyles", but to fully appreciate his apex awfulness requires all the senses to be assaulted at once. I therefore commend to the house this video taken on the morning that he left the Radio 1 breakfast show, with the advice to have a bucket close at hand before you press play. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted September 1, 2018 Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Fill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Please God, let this AIDS-ridden, I'll do anything for money cunt choke to death on a testicle. Which, when you think about it, would be one of the least surprising causes of death ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 31 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Please God, let this AIDS-ridden, I'll do anything for money cunt choke to death on a testicle. Which, when you think about it, would be one of the least surprising causes of death ever. I could happily punch this cunt in the face until my rotator cuff collapsed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 31, 2022 Report Share Posted October 31, 2022 Cheers for this, I almost went a month without wishing he was dead. Has his remarkably unfunny side-cunt "Comedy Dave" got cancer yet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 Comedy Dave is a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 19 hours ago, nocti said: Has his remarkably unfunny side-cunt "Comedy Dave" got cancer yet? Can but hope. In a completely unexpected development, Moyles is no longer the biggest cunt in the jungle given the recent arrival of Matt Hancock. I just keep flashing back to the carnage wreaked by the original "Predator", and pray that one of these ultra-violent invisible bastards is lurking in the trees. I would pay good fucking money to see Moyles eviscerated and then turned inside out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 1, 2022 Report Share Posted November 1, 2022 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Can but hope. In a completely unexpected development, Moyles is no longer the biggest cunt in the jungle given the recent arrival of Matt Hancock. I just keep flashing back to the carnage wreaked by the original "Predator", and pray that one of these ultra-violent invisible bastards is lurking in the trees. I would pay good fucking money to see Moyles eviscerated and then turned inside out. ‘want some candy’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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