Goodbye Sky .. Hello Comcast

[colonelkurtz]

So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

3 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.

If it doesn't, I think we should put Punky in a restraining jacket for a month, fed a diet of Viagra, shown gay porn snuff films then drop him Rupert's front door raging erection in one hand, a bucket of hospital lube in the other and a sinister grin on his face.  

[Witheredscrote]

8 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.

On topic. Any football is for irons,  and you are a cunt for posting a nom about it.

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said:

So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.

I like Murdoch. He's better than Faceman.

[colonelkurtz]

46 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I like Murdoch. He's better than Faceman.

Stop yo  jibber jabber

[Guest N/A]

On 9/23/2018 at 1:09 PM, colonelkurtz said:

So Sky has lost the EPL broadcasting rights .. this could put the Murdoch cunt in his grave .. so not all bad news this week then.

The thing is with all this subdivision of football tv rights and sub packaging of different games between different bidders is killing the viewing figures.  So ultimately they are carving up the golden goose to the point where there is no goose.

uefa acknowledge the fact that they have made a big mistake selling champion league rights to BT.  They took the BT big money that was bid, but failed to realize that BT only had about 3 customers. So the viewing figures when compared to itv4 having champion league where slashed from over 4 million viewers to a fraction of that.  Uefa didn’t give a shit UNTIL the champion league sponsors such as Heineken, Continental, etc all complained that their brands were only being advertised to a couple of blokes stood watching it in a pub in Maidstone.  

Add to the mix a bids by Amazon, Fox, Netflix and I think CBEEBEES want the Utd games and you will need 15 digital Boxes to view your teams televised games per season.    It’s not so much the extra cost, it’s the faff. I can’t be arsed having sky and BT, so there’s no way Iam going to be bothered having another one or two subscriptions either.    

With fans being replaced by tourists, TV being replaced by multi pay per view I see the beginning of the end, as the football is only a worthy product to watch if you CARE about the games.  Now I understand a lot of people hate football and say it’s for irons.  I genuinely do get that sentiment, as I feel that way about Scottish football. I simply cannot and will not watch a sweaty Jocks game, ever, because I just don’t care.   I think I just won’t care to watch multi supplier football very soon.

No doubt one of these TV rights will stipulate a game has to be played in America.  Just think about what a set of cunts these corporates will make of the real fans when the Liverpool v Utd game is played in Washington DC.

We will simply revert back to going to watch lower league football and the big game will be ruined and played in the yankee stadium by a bunch of super wank clubs that nobody cares about like the Liverpool Blood on their Red Sox v The Munich 58’s

its a cunts trick

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[and]

On 9/26/2018 at 12:36 AM, Monumental cunt said:

The thing is with all this subdivision of football tv rights and sub packaging of different games between different bidders is killing the viewing figures.  So ultimately they are carving up the golden goose to the point where there is no goose.

uefa acknowledge the fact that they have made a big mistake selling champion league rights to BT.  They took the BT big money that was bid, but failed to realize that BT only had about 3 customers. So the viewing figures when compared to itv4 having champion league where slashed from over 4 million viewers to a fraction of that.  Uefa didn’t give a shit UNTIL the champion league sponsors such as Heineken, Continental, etc all complained that their brands were only being advertised to a couple of blokes stood watching it in a pub in Maidstone.  

Add to the mix a bids by Amazon, Fox, Netflix and I think CBEEBEES want the Utd games and you will need 15 digital Boxes to view your teams televised games per season.    It’s not so much the extra cost, it’s the faff. I can’t be arsed having sky and BT, so there’s no way Iam going to be bothered having another one or two subscriptions either.    

With fans being replaced by tourists, TV being replaced by multi pay per view I see the beginning of the end, as the football is only a worthy product to watch if you CARE about the games.  Now I understand a lot of people hate football and say it’s for irons.  I genuinely do get that sentiment, as I feel that way about Scottish football. I simply cannot and will not watch a sweaty Jocks game, ever, because I just don’t care.   I think I just won’t care to watch multi supplier football very soon.

No doubt one of these TV rights will stipulate a game has to be played in America.  Just think about what a set of cunts these corporates will make of the real fans when the Liverpool v Utd game is played in Washington DC.

We will simply revert back to going to watch lower league football and the big game will be ruined and played in the yankee stadium by a bunch of super wank clubs that nobody cares about like the Liverpool Blood on their Red Sox v The Munich 58’s

its a cunts trick

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A well reasoned assessment of the situation, but I don't give a fuck about football either, and I got pissed-off with sky trying to sell me their shit-box by telling me how many games they had on, like that was supposed to induce my into buying their shit-box package with broadband, I told them I wasn't interested in the national irons championship, so I changed to another broadband provider,

Wendy Deng's a cunt!

[Guest Bill Stickers]

On 9/26/2018 at 12:36 AM, Monumental cunt said:

The thing is with all this subdivision of football tv rights and sub packaging of different games between different bidders is killing the viewing figures.  So ultimately they are carving up the golden goose to the point where there is no goose.

uefa acknowledge the fact that they have made a big mistake selling champion league rights to BT.  They took the BT big money that was bid, but failed to realize that BT only had about 3 customers. So the viewing figures when compared to itv4 having champion league where slashed from over 4 million viewers to a fraction of that.  Uefa didn’t give a shit UNTIL the champion league sponsors such as Heineken, Continental, etc all complained that their brands were only being advertised to a couple of blokes stood watching it in a pub in Maidstone.  

Add to the mix a bids by Amazon, Fox, Netflix and I think CBEEBEES want the Utd games and you will need 15 digital Boxes to view your teams televised games per season.    It’s not so much the extra cost, it’s the faff. I can’t be arsed having sky and BT, so there’s no way Iam going to be bothered having another one or two subscriptions either.    

With fans being replaced by tourists, TV being replaced by multi pay per view I see the beginning of the end, as the football is only a worthy product to watch if you CARE about the games.  Now I understand a lot of people hate football and say it’s for irons.  I genuinely do get that sentiment, as I feel that way about Scottish football. I simply cannot and will not watch a sweaty Jocks game, ever, because I just don’t care.   I think I just won’t care to watch multi supplier football very soon.

No doubt one of these TV rights will stipulate a game has to be played in America.  Just think about what a set of cunts these corporates will make of the real fans when the Liverpool v Utd game is played in Washington DC.

We will simply revert back to going to watch lower league football and the big game will be ruined and played in the yankee stadium by a bunch of super wank clubs that nobody cares about like the Liverpool Blood on their Red Sox v The Munich 58’s

its a cunts trick

This is the first post you’ve made I’ve agreed with in its entirety. It’s why I support my local lower league side and have done since 2001. 

Fuck off.

[Guest N/A]

3 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

This is the first post you’ve made I’ve agreed with in its entirety. It’s why I support my local lower league side and have done since 2001. 

Fuck off.

I’ve just ordered the open top bus, so we can parade around Stratford upon Avon with our arms held aloft in celebration of our first join agreed submission on here.  Fucking wonders never cease.

what lower league side may I ask?  Barnet?

[Guest N/A]

6 hours ago, cooze said:

A well reasoned assessment of the situation, but I don't give a fuck about football either, and I got pissed-off with sky trying to sell me their shit-box by telling me how many games they had on, like that was supposed to induce my into buying their shit-box package with broadband, I told them I wasn't interested in the national irons championship, so I changed to another broadband provider,

Wendy Deng's a cunt!

I think that will be the killing point.  Not giving a fuck.   If people don’t CARE they will switch off in millions.   As soon as it becomes the Liverpool Red Sox v Munich 58s in a game played in the USA, it’s all over.    Yes they might get 350 million Chinese watching the games for a couple of years, but without the history, the culture and the real fans, nobody will care.   If nobody cares the product becomes very fragile and subject to shut down.  A bit like Friends Reunited, Facebook is going the same way.  Rapid shut down as people don’t care and move onto the next thing.

The end of big time Charley football, and we all go back to watching Oldham v Bury because we care about it more.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I’ve just ordered the open top bus, so we can parade around Stratford upon Avon with our arms held aloft in celebration of our first join agreed submission on here.  Fucking wonders never cease.

what lower league side may I ask?  Barnet?

It’s not a bad guess, but it’s not right.

I really don’t want you being able to narrow my identity down to less than 10,000 people, and in a specific place every Saturday. Without prejudice, you’re a completely nutty cunt.

[Cuntybaws]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

I think that will be the killing point.  Not giving a fuck.   If people don’t CARE they will switch off in millions.   As soon as it becomes the Liverpool Red Sox v Munich 58s in a game played in the USA, it’s all over.    Yes they might get 350 million Chinese watching the games for a couple of years, but without the history, the culture and the real fans, nobody will care.   If nobody cares the product becomes very fragile and subject to shut down.  A bit like Friends Reunited, Facebook is going the same way.  Rapid shut down as people don’t care and move onto the next thing.

The end of big time Charley football, and we all go back to watching Oldham v Bury because we care about it more.

Scottish football, by and large, went straight to that model a century ago, bypassing any "big time" completely. A proper day out, with a pie, a pint and a fight, and highlights of your team on Sportscene once a quarter if you were lucky. Even here, though, we now have to suffer women commentators and grounds like The Tony Macaroni Arena; and Brendan fucking Rogers and Steven cunting Gerrard. 

[scotty]

On 9/26/2018 at 12:36 AM, Monumental cunt said:

No doubt one of these TV rights will stipulate a game has to be played in America.  Just think about what a set of cunts these corporates will make of the real fans when the Liverpool v Utd game is played in Washington DC.

Can you imagine the yanks WWF style coverage of that? Billed as the ultimate grudge match, graphic footage of Hillsborough with close ups of the flattened 96 followed by a black and white montage of planes crashing on a snowy European runway, a tactical analysis consisting entirely of the cost, in dollars, of each team and their wage bills, followed by a cuntish hysterical american anchorman screaming "Victims versus Munichs..... let's get ready to rumble..." 

This could be huge. I'm in. 

[Cuntybaws]

8 minutes ago, scotty said:

Can you imagine the yanks WWF style coverage of that? Billed as the ultimate grudge match, graphic footage of Hillsborough with close ups of the flattened 96 followed by a black and white montage of planes crashing on a snowy European runway, a tactical analysis consisting entirely of the cost, in dollars, of each team and their wage bills, followed by a cuntish hysterical american anchorman screaming "Victims versus Munichs..... let's get ready to rumble..." 

This could be huge. I'm in. 

Play Rollerball rules and I'm right there with you!

[scotty]

Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Play Rollerball rules and I'm right there with you!

Good lad 👍 

Let's do this. 

[Guest N/A]

On 9/29/2018 at 8:06 AM, scotty said:

Can you imagine the yanks WWF style coverage of that? Billed as the ultimate grudge match, graphic footage of Hillsborough with close ups of the flattened 96 followed by a black and white montage of planes crashing on a snowy European runway, a tactical analysis consisting entirely of the cost, in dollars, of each team and their wage bills, followed by a cuntish hysterical american anchorman screaming "Victims versus Munichs..... let's get ready to rumble..." 

This could be huge. I'm in. 

Fucking hell, were do I subscribe?   Do we get to see the losing team either die on a snow filled runway or get trampled to death by their own non ticket holding fans?    

Sorry Jose but that 4 v 0 drubbing means you and the lads have to go down like Ashley young in the box.   Face first nose dive of the plane on Colorado Airport in the snow. Boooom !

Thing  is, it would only be a specatacle for these two shit clubs.   The worst thing that’s ever happened to Watford v Burnley is a puncture to their 1978 transit van on the A45 coming back from Coventry City.

Maybe Spurs v Chelski could be montaged as the Red Sea Jewish Yid four skins v the holocaust deniers, racist don’t let the black man on the train, girlfriend shaggers, full kit wankers club.  Might keep me interested in a tv subscription, especially if they played it in Arkansas 

[Guest N/A]

On 9/29/2018 at 8:03 AM, Cuntybaws said:

Scottish football, by and large, went straight to that model a century ago, bypassing any "big time" completely. A proper day out, with a pie, a pint and a fight, and highlights of your team on Sportscene once a quarter if you were lucky. Even here, though, we now have to suffer women commentators and grounds like The Tony Macaroni Arena; and Brendan fucking Rogers and Steven cunting Gerrard. 

Scottish football is void on TV for exactly the reason I stated.  Nobody Cares.   Same goes for having to listen to birds who have best played at the level equivalent to Banbury Utd, crapping on about their experiences when a Champions League game is on.   I can’t fucking relate to it.   Neither can they, so why the fuck do we have to listen to it.   We might as well have my Mrs on doing the punditry for the next Grand Prix.  She can drive, she’s a woman, fuck it, she’s qualified to describe to the uk TV audience about how the shaved monkey with a diamond in its nose chimped its way around another drone of a track like a robotic driver.   Don’t get me started on the naming of stands and rooms at clubs....worst one by far is the fucking Jasper Carrot lounge at Birmingham City.  The cunt didn’t even play!!!!!

[Guest N/A]

On 9/29/2018 at 7:26 AM, William T.D. Stickers said:

It’s not a bad guess, but it’s not right.

I really don’t want you being able to narrow my identity down to less than 10,000 people, and in a specific place every Saturday. Without prejudice, you’re a completely nutty cunt.

It’s Leyton Orient then. They allow homosexuals.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It’s Leyton Orient then. They allow homosexuals.

Wrong again. I’m not a Londoner by birth, I moved here after uni. Now fuck off.

[Bubba C]

1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

Wrong again. I’m not a Londoner by birth, I moved here after uni. Now fuck off.

WHAM.

The group, not the team. 

[scotty]

20 minutes ago, Bubba C said:

WHAM.

The group, not the team. 

Excellent, smithers. IOU one like. 👍

[scotty]

8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Fucking hell, were do I subscribe?   Do we get to see the losing team either die on a snow filled runway or get trampled to death by their own non ticket holding fans?    

Sorry Jose but that 4 v 0 drubbing means you and the lads have to go down like Ashley young in the box.   Face first nose dive of the plane on Colorado Airport in the snow. Boooom !

Thing  is, it would only be a specatacle for these two shit clubs.   The worst thing that’s ever happened to Watford v Burnley is a puncture to their 1978 transit van on the A45 coming back from Coventry City.

Maybe Spurs v Chelski could be montaged as the Red Sea Jewish Yid four skins v the holocaust deniers, racist don’t let the black man on the train, girlfriend shaggers, full kit wankers club.  Might keep me interested in a tv subscription, especially if they played it in Arkansas 

Joking apart, there probably is a model here for the yank market by integrating club backgrounds, hooliganism, North/South divide, economic and social disparities etc into the viewing "experience". The cunts would lap it up like fructose and cholesterol and we'd be rich, how about pitching it? 

[Cuntybaws]

16 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

It’s Leyton Orient then. They allow homosexuals.

Allow? I believe it's mandatory.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

Just now, Cuntybaws said:

Allow? I believe it's mandatory.

I remember at the height of the anti Bechetti protests their fans were pictured with a giant banner saying “Bollocks”. 

I’d assume it was what they thought of Bechetti’s reign, but perhaps they were just expressing emotion for a part of the human body they really love and enjoy. 

[Cuntybaws]

1 minute ago, William T.D. Stickers said:

I remember at the height of the anti Bechetti protests their fans were pictured with a giant banner saying “Bollocks”. 

I’d assume it was what they thought of Bechetti’s reign, but perhaps they were just expressing emotion for a part of the human body they really love and enjoy. 

Lame jokes about "going down" incoming in 5...4...3...2...