Guest Ollyboro Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 According to Sir Paul McCartney, he, John Lennon and a couple of John's mates once had a wanking contest. During said contest they shouted out assorted actresses' etc names. At one point Lennon shouted out "Winston Churchill." The dirty, borderline poofs, Scouse cunts. Beats (see what I did there) fucking Yoko, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: According to Sir Paul McCartney, he, John Lennon and a couple of John's mates once had a wanking contest. During said contest they shouted out assorted actresses' etc names. At one point Lennon shouted out "Winston Churchill." The dirty, borderline poofs, Scouse cunts. Beats (see what I did there) fucking Yoko, I suppose. He obviously needed Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 17 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: According to Sir Paul McCartney, he, John Lennon and a couple of John's mates once had a wanking contest. During said contest they shouted out assorted actresses' etc names. At one point Lennon shouted out "Winston Churchill." The dirty, borderline poofs, Scouse cunts. Beats (see what I did there) fucking Yoko, I suppose. And that was the inspiration for 'The White Album' apparently 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 I do remember a train driver walking into the messroom and saying that he had just fucked Gina Lollabrigda Followed by "you can fuck anyone when you have a wank". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: According to Sir Paul McCartney, he, John Lennon and a couple of John's mates once had a wanking contest. During said contest they shouted out assorted actresses' etc names. At one point Lennon shouted out "Winston Churchill." The dirty, borderline poofs, Scouse cunts. Beats (see what I did there) fucking Yoko, I suppose. Just imagine (see what I did there?) if he'd shouted out 'Adolf Hitler!' instead? The cum would have flown out, turned round and shot back up his japeye in a bout of self-loathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 So those Scouse cunts were the original 'CIRCLE JERKS'? More proof the Yanks didn't invent 'punk rock'. Fuckin' wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 6 minutes ago, cooze said: So those Scouse cunts were the original 'CIRCLE JERKS'? More proof the Yanks didn't invent 'punk rock'. Fuckin' wankers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 4 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: And that was the inspiration for 'The White Album' apparently John shooting off was inspiration for Revolver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Cum together? Fuck off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Paperback wanker lucy in the sky with wankers while my guitar gently wanks Eight wanks a week a hard days wank wank wank maxwell's silver hammer fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts right hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Yesss!!!terday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 All overseen by the manager................... ....................................wait for it. ...................... .............. Brian Wankstein Ithangu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 32 minutes ago, scotty said: Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts right hand. Sergeant Punker's Only Gay Club Band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Neil said: Cum together? Fuck off! He got eggnog cumstain He got hairy palmprints Lee bum Bell And Bell bum Lee Lee and Bell bum Summerbee Cum together...right now..Ovaltine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Paperback wanker lucy in the sky with wankers while my guitar gently wanks Eight wanks a week a hard days wank wank wank maxwell's silver hammer fuck off. John Frank Lemon: Nowhere Man; I'm a Loser; Leave My Beagle Alone; Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Mother; Crying, Waiting Hoping; The Fool On The Hill; Hey Bulldog; I'll Be Back; I'll Cry Instead; I'll Get You; It's All Too Much; Keep Your Hands Off My Borzoi; The Long And Winding Road; With Tears In My Eyes; Rocky Racoon; Yesterday; I've Got To Hide My Love Away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: John Frank Lemon: Nowhere Man; I'm a Loser; Leave My Beagle Alone; Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Mother; Crying, Waiting Hoping; The Fool On The Hill; Hey Bulldog; I'll Be Back; I'll Cry Instead; I'll Get You; It's All Too Much; Keep Your Hands Off My Borzoi; The Long And Winding Road; With Tears In My Eyes; Rocky Racoon; Yesterday; I've Got To Hide My Love Away. Have you overdosed on Bob Martins again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you overdosed on Bob Martins again. Rohypnol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 Wrist and shout. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Wrist and shout. actually very funny Grotto, which means sadly that you must leave The Corner immediately. We can't have quality posts fucking it up for the rest of the torpid exudate on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Have you overdosed on Bob Martins again. … In the Town, Punk-Ape was born... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 7 hours ago, cooze said: So those Scouse cunts were the original 'CIRCLE JERKS'? More proof the Yanks didn't invent 'punk rock'. Fuckin' wankers! With any luck You'll be dead by thirty-four I want you to die In a nuclear war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 52 minutes ago, scotty said: Wrist and shout. Yellow Spunkmarine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 28, 2018 Report Share Posted September 28, 2018 When women wank, it looks like they're trying to rub the lettering off the top of a Kit-Kat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: When women wank, it looks like they're trying to rub the lettering off the top of a Kit-Kat... .....until you remember that a kit-kat is a chocolate bar, and therefore wouldn't have survived female company long enough to have its lettering rubbed off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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