Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 When I heard that Patisserie Valerie was on the verge of collapse, I cursed with a sigh of "Oh shit. why now?" I was rather hoping that Patisserie Valerie was one of those fancy-named Tornado's of devastation sweeping across Jamaica and annihilating all & everything in its wake. It turns out, that P Valerie is some poxy shit-house chain, not made from links, but made from over-priced cup-cakes produced by some toffee nosed fraudster that's been scamming glunk-quenching Londoner's for 12+ years. The price of a coffee at one of these joints, would pay for a round of kegs at Neils local. I have no pity at all for places like this and it serves the greedy cunts that own such rip-off dives, a valuable lesson at their own cost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Brexit ..id say Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Brexit ..id say Panzbaby Brexit is pretty much all you say, Panzy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 6 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Brexit is pretty much all you say, Panzy. Get used to hearing it more apey baby Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Some cunt walked off with £20million from this overpriced puffs cake shop an cafe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 No longer a market for expensive tarts in austerity Britain. Some say it’s why the Russians are leaving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: No longer a market for expensive tarts in austerity Britain. Some say it’s why the Russians are leaving. What date is your forthcoming retirement, LCS? Which sun-drenched (Mediterranean?) isle of Utopia echoing a retired GP's status awaits your self-published arrival? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 4 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: When I heard that Patisserie Valerie was on the verge of collapse, I cursed with a sigh of "Oh shit. why now?" I was rather hoping that Patisserie Valerie was one of those fancy-named Tornado's of devastation sweeping across Jamaica and annihilating all & everything in its wake. It turns out, that P Valerie is some poxy shit-house chain, not made from links, but made from over-priced cup-cakes produced by some toffee nosed fraudster that's been scamming glunk-quenching Londoner's for 12+ years. The price of a coffee at one of these joints, would pay for a round of kegs at Neils local. I have no pity at all for places like this and it serves the greedy cunts that own such rip-off dives, a valuable lesson at their own cost. I see the place much like a Harry and Paul episode... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Get used to hearing it more apey baby Panzbaby I'm not sure that I'm allowed to comment, seeing as Roop's has handed me yet another 'warning,' for fuck-knows what. However, WXXX the FXXX are you on about, XXXXa. Are you FXXXXXg addicted to Be*it 24/x ? You come across as being slightly odd and peculiar, if you must know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Some cunt walked off with £20million from this overpriced puffs cake shop an cafe Proper 'Soup Kitchens' is what's needed in our Capital city. Not mutton dressed up as lamb and fruits detour a' la delice. I hope the scamming cunt chokes on his own éclair. Robbing bastard that he is. More fool the cunts that have frequented Valerie's. Valerie Singleton is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 17 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm not sure that I'm allowed to comment, seeing as Roop's has handed me yet another 'warning,' for fuck-knows what. However, WXXX the FXXX are you on about, XXXXa. Are you FXXXXXg addicted to Be*it 24/x ? You come across as being slightly odd and peculiar, if you must know. Warned over what eav baby.. Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: Warned over what eav baby.. Panzbaby You tell me. I sure as fuck, don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Are you inferring im an informer Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Are you inferring im an informer Panzbaby Not at all, Panza. If anything, you need to be reformed. LoL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Apparently the staff were paying suppliers with cash out of tills. That will be interesting to watch. Let them eat cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 Valery Singleton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: What date is your forthcoming retirement, LCS? Which sun-drenched (Mediterranean?) isle of Utopia echoing a retired GP's status awaits your self-published arrival? Already retired my Lupine friend. Once the wife joins me, we’re outta here next year, a little further than the Med. Thanks for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, White Cunt said: Apparently the staff were paying suppliers with cash out of tills. That will be interesting to watch. Let them eat cake. Punkers, is thought to have shut His, and one of his golfing chums cocks, in a cash till. They'd both cum into some money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Valery Singleton Valery Koshlyakov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 6 hours ago, Wolfie said: What date is your forthcoming retirement, LCS? Which sun-drenched (Mediterranean?) isle of Utopia echoing a retired GP's status awaits your self-published arrival? Papillons island hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 53 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Already retired my Lupine friend. Once the wife joins me, we’re outta here next year, a little further than the Med. Thanks for asking. Once the wife joins you...... are you on the run in Marbella or sumfink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: When I heard that Patisserie Valerie was on the verge of collapse, I cursed with a sigh of "Oh shit. why now?" I was rather hoping that Patisserie Valerie was one of those fancy-named Tornado's of devastation sweeping across Jamaica and annihilating all & everything in its wake. It turns out, that P Valerie is some poxy shit-house chain, not made from links, but made from over-priced cup-cakes produced by some toffee nosed fraudster that's been scamming glunk-quenching Londoner's for 12+ years. The price of a coffee at one of these joints, would pay for a round of kegs at Neils local. I have no pity at all for places like this and it serves the greedy cunts that own such rip-off dives, a valuable lesson at their own cost. Over priced shit run by upper middle class fucking cunts who think charging £8.50 for a cup of coffee is socially responsible. A vein attempt to recreate Paris cafe culture in Croydon and other shit holes. But at least they don’t sell Novichocky Sandwiches like Pret a Murderer. The Sociology student who sat in these cafes will simply have to slum in now in Costa, or try real life begging on the streets then sitting in a doorway smoking a bag of mamba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Punkers, is thought to have shut His, and one of his golfing chums cocks, in a cash till. They'd both cum into some money. Was it before or after he had his cock surgically removed from a portable oven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 29 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Over priced shit run by upper middle class fucking cunts who think charging £8.50 for a cup of coffee is socially responsible. A vein attempt to recreate Paris cafe culture in Croydon and other shit holes. But at least they don’t sell Novichocky Sandwiches like Pret a Murderer. The Sociology student who sat in these cafes will simply have to slum in now in Costa, or try real life begging on the streets then sitting in a doorway smoking a bag of mamba. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 13, 2018 Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 5 minutes ago, White Cunt said: Was it before or after he had his cock surgically removed from a portable oven? The only cock he's had surgically removed, was made of rubber and ran off 48 AAA Duracell Batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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