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The New Royals


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Guest judgetwi
10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Not feeling the love here atall jewdz baby..were ya ambushed on some back road in xmg?

Panzbaby 

 

Indeed I was Pansyboy.......and savagely bum raped by a load of Irish Pikeys. It was like the scene from “Deliverance” that ended up on the cutting room floor.

They don’t call it Bandit Country for nothing.

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Guest Kunte Kinte
9 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

Indeed I was Pansyboy.......and savagely bum raped by a load of Irish Pikeys. It was like the scene from “Deliverance” that ended up on the cutting room floor.

They don’t call it Bandit Country for nothing.

Judgetwat currying sympathy. Get thee to the nearest sheep pen for cuddles and a warm bed for the night. 

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45 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said:

Judgetwat currying sympathy. Get thee to the nearest sheep pen for cuddles and a warm bed for the night. 

Yeah, you’ve been here before alright. The trouble is you’re so thick your previous identity is difficult to pinpoint. Not that it matters. 

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On 10/31/2018 at 5:47 PM, Kunte Kinte said:

These arrogant pups have swained and betrothed themselves and impregnated one another in a choreographed dance of passing the Royal Family Approval rating down to another generation. Add to the silver and gold plated cutlery stuck into every royal orifice the new propaganda tool of the digital silver spoon stuck up their lazy fucking fat arses. 

The digital spoon plays this tube night and day: they can't do a thing wrong, everybody loves them, they work so hard, they are indispensable to the life of the UK indeed our own lives. 

It's fucking Orwell's 1984 on speed amphetamines. The BBC and SKY are gagging for more shots. Hello, OK Magazine and the other toe rags are literally bulging at the seam with "private and confidential" titillation about the newly weds. 

Will this country ever fucking grow up and accept its real status as the bit of Nigeria parked off the coast of a united progressive and modernising Europe? 

Hhhhm last time I looked England was about 6th biggest economy in the world not some part of Nigeria and as for the disintegrating shambles of the EU corrupt shit fest, well that’s going to fall apart within 3 years.   Italy are in the preliminaries of Re Negotiating their membership, which is the Italian cowards way of saying, we a fucking leaving.  Ze Germans have had enough of that fat cunt Merkel and she will definately be out at the next election, leading the way for a more nationalistic wave of politics from Germany.  So that’s then end of funding for the EU then.

As for the royal family, they have reinvented themselves again and have played the celebrity card fabulously well.   In this OK Magazine age and snap face, interweb era, hungry for pretty faces.  The Royals have gone and got themselves two beautiful sluts that would grace the sticky pages of any grot mag.    Well done the Kate and Megan New Royals I would willingly have them both in a swordid three sum.

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1 hour ago, Monumental cunt said:

Hhhhm last time I looked England was about 6th biggest economy in the world not some part of Nigeria and as for the disintegrating shambles of the EU corrupt shit fest, well that’s going to fall apart within 3 years.   Italy are in the preliminaries of Re Negotiating their membership, which is the Italian cowards way of saying, we a fucking leaving.  Ze Germans have had enough of that fat cunt Merkel and she will definately be out at the next election, leading the way for a more nationalistic wave of politics from Germany.  So that’s then end of funding for the EU then.

As for the royal family, they have reinvented themselves again and have played the celebrity card fabulously well.   In this OK Magazine age and snap face, interweb era, hungry for pretty faces.  The Royals have gone and got themselves two beautiful sluts that would grace the sticky pages of any grot mag.    Well done the Kate and Megan New Royals I would willingly have them both in a swordid three sum.

Ya were the 6th biggest because ya were part of a bigger trading bloc ya jumping numpty ..shove yer poppy up yer arse while yer at it 

Panzbaby 

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6 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

 The Royals have gone and got themselves two beautiful sluts that would grace the sticky pages of any grot mag.    Well done the Kate and Megan New Royals I would willingly have them both in a swordid three sum.

It’s much more likely that you would want a Royal threesome with Prince Andrew and the Duke of Kent.....

lol.

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You fucking cunts I am going back to civilisation in Nairobi which has a fucking visible police force (visibly on the scam) no potholes (no roads either) and a NHS (that's Nigeria Health Servuce) giving out free Winter Ebola Flu Jabs to anybody over the age of 1 month. 

I am swapping a virtual sweaty disease ridden jungle called The Corner for a real one that boasts one distinct advantage of not having a fucking family of parasites breding like nad cows prancing around at everybody's expense for a feel good factor. 

The closest my proud nation has got to doffing the royal crown was a half serious offer to Nigella Lawson (some of the letters in her name are same as Nigeria) to set up a jungle cookery school specialising in bush meat on one of our game reserves on condition she fed her old pa Nigel the Nigger Lawson (drunk as usual on a bottle of his own French chateau claret) to the biggest and fattest lion in the park. 

See you in a thousand years time. Trara💨

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17 minutes ago, Kunte Kinte said:

You fucking cunts I am going back to civilisation in Nairobi which has a fucking visible police force (visibly on the scam) no potholes (no roads either) and a NHS (that's Nigeria Health Servuce) giving out free Winter Ebola Flu Jabs to anybody over the age of 1 month. 

I am swapping a virtual sweaty disease ridden jungle called The Corner for a real one that boasts one distinct advantage of not having a fucking family of parasites breding like nad cows prancing around at everybody's expense for a feel good factor. 

The closest my proud nation has got to doffing the royal crown was a half serious offer to Nigella Lawson (some of the letters in her name are same as Nigeria) to set up a jungle cookery school specialising in bush meat on one of our game reserves on condition she fed her old pa Nigel the Nigger Lawson (drunk as usual on a bottle of his own French chateau claret) to the biggest and fattest lion in the park. 

See you in a thousand years time. Trara💨

Nairobi's in Nigeria is it?

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On 10/31/2018 at 5:47 PM, Kunte Kinte said:

These arrogant pups have swained and betrothed themselves and impregnated one another in a choreographed dance of passing the Royal Family Approval rating down to another generation. Add to the silver and gold plated cutlery stuck into every royal orifice the new propaganda tool of the digital silver spoon stuck up their lazy fucking fat arses. 

The digital spoon plays this tube night and day: they can't do a thing wrong, everybody loves them, they work so hard, they are indispensable to the life of the UK indeed our own lives. 

It's fucking Orwell's 1984 on speed amphetamines. The BBC and SKY are gagging for more shots. Hello, OK Magazine and the other toe rags are literally bulging at the seam with "private and confidential" titillation about the newly weds. 

Will this country ever fucking grow up and accept its real status as the bit of Nigeria parked off the coast of a united progressive and modernising Europe? 

1. Speed is amphetamine. 2. Amphetamine has no plural. When is your Nigerian/Kenyan flight taking off?

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18 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Hhhhm last time I looked England was about 6th biggest economy in the world not some part of Nigeria

UK is the 5th biggest actually. British apologists are utter wankers though who want us to pretend to be some weak irrelevant nation with no accomplishments or industry. Fuck them.

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5 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said:

UK is the 5th biggest actually. British apologists are utter wankers though who want us to pretend to be some weak irrelevant nation with no accomplishments or industry. Fuck them.

I agree...  PS is that a real picture of Ape? 

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22 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Ya were the 6th biggest because ya were part of a bigger trading bloc ya jumping numpty ..shove yer poppy up yer arse while yer at it 

Panzbaby 

Yes we were 6th, since we announce our removal of the shackles of the EU we have gained a position to 5th.   Good move already.

Fuck off Nazi cunt

What do Germans wear on Nov 11th?  A big Yellow Star???  

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16 hours ago, Lord Punkape said:

It’s much more likely that you would want a Royal threesome with Prince Andrew and the Duke of Kent.....

lol.

Personally, I would rather fuck the Duke of Kent than Fergie.

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3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said:

Yes we were 6th, since we announce our removal of the shackles of the EU we have gained a position to 5th.   Good move already.

Fuck off Nazi cunt

What do Germans wear on Nov 11th?  A big Yellow Star???  

How the fuck would i know what the Germans wear on Nov 11..im a paddy ..i bet you'll be wearing boiler suit as normal ya Walter mitty 

Panzbaby 

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