Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: Fourpaedo them instead Authoritah. You tie four paedophiles together and catapult them onto the boat. Repeat, with other pervs, until the fucker sinks Fucking hell, Ratty, that was quick, I only sent these Rovio cunts your contact details yesterday after reading this: Angry Birds maker Rovio needs new games to revitalise sales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: 60 illegal migrants a week are arriving in small boats on the shores of Kent and Sussex Eric .. what would you do to stem this "tide"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Wait until she fires up the BBC web site this morning and finds out that former Showaddywaddy bassist Al James has just died. @camberwell gypsy do you want to do the "Three Steps To Heaven" line now, or do you have any vestiges of self-respect left? "Left"? Never had any in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 On 11/18/2018 at 6:43 AM, ratcum said: Fourpaedo them instead Authoritah. You tie four paedophiles together and catapult them onto the boat. Repeat, with other pervs, until the fucker sinks VOTE RAT Have Frank, Kunte, Pen, Bubba and Albert meet them at the landing point....they'll throw themselves to the fucking sharks at the sight of that lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, Ratty, that was quick, I only sent these Rovio cunts your contact details yesterday after reading this: Angry Birds maker Rovio needs new games to revitalise sales I'm happy to help out the Santawankers CB. I advised Nokia to covert unsold phones into exploding vibrators for dwarves. The idea was the little bastards would get a bit of buzz then die, thus reducing the Nazi dwarf menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have Frank, Kunte, Pen, Kunte and Albert meet them at the landing point....they'll throw themselves to the fucking sharks at the sight of that lot! Good old Wizzle, like an Rwandan Hutu; bloodthirsty nutter but with a lovely smile 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 18, 2018 Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 I don't think I'd have accepted a dinner invite from Dick Baker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have Frank, Kunte, Pen, Kunte and Albert meet them at the landing point....they'll throw themselves to the fucking sharks at the sight of that lot! No good throwing you to them Wiz .. they don't eat dead meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/17/2018 at 1:51 PM, Mrs Roops said: So...what's the gist of the nom then? Ban the cunt then you useless mare, or scrub the nom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Ban the cunt then you useless mare, or scrub the nom Exactly. Slap an ASBO on the cunt. Nothing will get through then, for a fucking week or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 On 11/18/2018 at 8:37 PM, DrCunt said: I don't think I'd have accepted a dinner invite from Dick Baker. I love your avatar DC. Think I'll post a photo of my mum too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 19, 2018 Report Share Posted November 19, 2018 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: I love your avatar DC. Think I'll post a photo of my mum too The Ratriarch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 On 11/18/2018 at 8:37 PM, DrCunt said: I don't think I'd have accepted a dinner invite from Dick Baker. Nor from Dick and Fanny Butcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I love your avatar DC. Think I'll post a photo of my mum too Fuck that. Just give me a ratlike you camel felcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 4 hours ago, DrCunt said: Fuck that. Just give me a ratlike you camel felcher. Don't bother. I posted the cunt a tenner for one, and he has yet to deliver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 13 hours ago, ratcum said: I love your avatar DC. Think I'll post a photo of my mum too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 10 hours ago, DrCunt said: Fuck that. Just give me a ratlike you camel felcher. 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't bother. I posted the cunt a tenner for one, and he has yet to deliver. I got loads. ner-ner-na-ner-ner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 15 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The Ratriarch? The Rathaus is a meritocracy based entirely on how many earwigs you can kill in a day. My mum's cooking gave her an unfair advantage for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 minute ago, ratcum said: The Rathaus is a meritocracy based entirely on how many earwigs you can kill in a day. My mum's cooking gave her an unfair advantage for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 12 hours ago, DrCunt said: Fuck that. Just give me a ratlike you camel felcher. cheap prozzie an insult from me is worth any number of likes on here DC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Loving the Mark 3 Sten gun in the background! Reckon Jewdy would like the stubby barrel on that heater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 56 minutes ago, ratcum said: Loving the Mark 3 Sten gun in the background! Reckon Jewdy would like the stubby barrel on that heater But look at that cunt holding the magazine like a handle, wears away the mag latch and causes stoppages by misalignment of bolt and the next round. I'm writing to the MOD and having that slapdash wanker posthumously court martialled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 1 hour ago, ratcum said: The Rathaus is a meritocracy based entirely on how many earwigs you can kill in a day. My mum's cooking gave her an unfair advantage for years I'd give you a like, but you don't reciprocate! Tight fisted bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 20, 2018 Report Share Posted November 20, 2018 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Loving the Mark 3 Sten gun in the background! Reckon Jewdy would like the stubby barrel on that heater Hopefully the troop stripey emptied the whole mag into the evil cunt then smashed her up the twat with the folding stock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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