Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 On 18/12/2018 at 19:17, Decimus said: Band of Gold Cathy Tyson, I'm a sucker for a grubby Black in fishnets. I fucking knew you were talking bollocks about not shagging blacks when you replied to Harold the other day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fucking knew you were talking bollocks about not shagging blacks when you replied to Harold the other day. yeah, I thought that but kept quiet. I reckon he's just come out of a mixed race "blended family" relationship with his Y fronts hanging round his ears and some court orders to keep well away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: yeah, I thought that but kept quiet. I reckon he's just come out of a mixed race "blended family" relationship with his Y fronts hanging round his ears and some court orders to keep well away. Keep your fucking beak out of it when I’m doing my ‘total-recall’ thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I fucking knew you were talking bollocks about not shagging blacks when you replied to Harold the other day. I genuinely can't remember anything about this, Eric. All I know is that particular Christmas was white, a veritable fucking blizzard, and I don't mean snow. I'm not saying that's any excuse, but I'd have fucked anything for another line at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Keep your fucking beak out of it when I’m doing my ‘total-recall’ thing. You put your "beak" in by mentioning "Harold" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: You put your "beak" in by mentioning "Harold" I was talking about you, not to you. And it was 2018 business. Which is of no concern to you. As you were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was talking about you, not to you. And it was 2018 business. Which is of no concern to you. As you were. Wow! 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 22 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Wow! 😅 No need to be shocked, upset or indignant. Like it or not, there’s a pecking order round here. And if you look right up from where you are, you’ll see a bright light. That light is emanating from my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No need to be shocked, upset or indignant. Like it or not, there’s a pecking order round here. And if you look right up from where you are, you’ll see a bright light. That light is emanating from my arse. The only pecking order your in is the Bernard Mathews Turkey Farm. Now fuck off and don't mention my name again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The only pecking order your in is the Bernard Mathews Turkey Farm. Now fuck off and don't mention my name again. You’ll regret that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You’ll regret that. Take care LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted January 22 Report Share Posted January 22 On 18/12/2018 at 10:40, Jiggerycock said: Difficult to know how to give a pithy, yet illuminating title to this nom, but basically it covers this: Fly on the wall documentaries - 24 Hours in A&E...the Ambulance thingy....that call centre thingy - and the participants go all 'David Brent', mugging for the cameras, doing a little song and dance number and generally treating it like Simon Cowell is watching and will go "Get me his / her phone number pronto baby (channelling his inner Panzerknacker, clearly). (S)he's what the world is waiting for!" You're not Frank Sinatra! You're not even Limahl! And (I can't stress this firmly enough) you are not even remotely funny. You're a deeply deluded and sad individual who will go home, make a microwave meal for one and sob themselves to sleep, listening to late-night Melody Radio, with only your 'You don't have to be mad to work here - but it helps' poster for company. Kmeer nobfuk i don't seek the limelight i turn down more than i take i still do it for love then money..lol UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mobiduck-the-third Posted January 23 Report Share Posted January 23 this whole topic is unfunny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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