Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 For fucks sake keep the little cunt quiet and fuck off outside if it needs it's nappy changing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 7 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: For fucks sake keep the little cunt quiet and fuck off outside if it needs it's nappy changing You thick cunt. What's the point of having kids if you can't use them as weapons to piss of wankers like you. No one is forcing you to go into a wretched coffee shop and there are plenty of other choices. Either stay at home or better still stand outside in the cold and the rain whilst more important people have a cuppa. With any luck you might get run over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You thick cunt. What's the point of having kids if you can't use them as weapons to piss of wankers like you. No one is forcing you to go into a wretched coffee shop and there are plenty of other choices. Either stay at home or better still stand outside in the cold and the rain whilst more important people have a cuppa. With any luck you might get run over Pen cannot be injured by a vehicular collision. All of her bones and joints, major organs etc', have been replaced with titanium alloy and Kevlar. Her projected chances of surviving a 60 mph impact from a Volvo are 103.6%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pen cannot be injured by a vehicular collision. All of her bones and joints, major organs etc', have been replaced with titanium alloy and Kevlar. Her projected chances of surviving a 60 mph impact from a Volvo are 103.6%. I'm willing to put that to the test with the works Unimog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pen cannot be injured by a vehicular collision. All of her bones and joints, major organs etc', have been replaced with titanium alloy and Kevlar. Her projected chances of surviving a 60 mph impact from a Volvo are 103.6%. My joints are so supple that I can be carried in a bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 18, 2018 Report Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: My joints are so supple that I can be carried in a bucket. Well, WD40 is a marvellous invention. It ought to be after having 39 attempts before getting the formula right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 15 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: For fucks sake keep the little cunt quiet and fuck off outside if it needs it's nappy changing This nom is fucking rubbish and I have nothing to add to it. Instead, I ask you this: Do you think that Andrea Bocelli is taking the piss by calling his latest album 'Si'? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: This nom is fucking rubbish and I have nothing to add to it. Instead, I ask you this: Do you think that Andrea Bocelli is taking the piss by calling his latest album 'Si'? No its you taking the piss Get fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: This nom is fucking rubbish and I have nothing to add to it. Instead, I ask you this: Do you think that Andrea Bocelli is taking the piss by calling his latest album 'Si'? Eeee he never has! The biggest chiseller since Stevie Winder announced 'Lately I've been looking in the mirror' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I'm willing to put that to the test with the works Unimog What the fuck is a "works unimog", is it some kind one-legged cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: What the fuck is a "works unimog", is it some kind one-legged cat? Tell me where you'll be Friday lunch time and I'll show you. Well, a fleeting glance of the front and possibly the underside if you're still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tell me where you'll be Friday lunch time and I'll show you. Well, a fleeting glance of the front and possibly the underside if you're still alive. The old canal tunnel near Newent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Decimus said: This nom is fucking rubbish and I have nothing to add to it. Instead, I ask you this: Do you think that Andrea Bocelli is taking the piss by calling his latest album 'Si'? I imagine it's half irony, and half, the idea of a promotions team who've worked out that Bocelli's target audience are unlikely to be aware of any foreign language words which weren't used by Manuel in Fawlty Towers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Decimus said: This nom is fucking rubbish and I have nothing to add to it. Instead, I ask you this: Do you think that Andrea Bocelli is taking the piss by calling his latest album 'Si'? Are the lyrics in braille? I once sent the cunt a cheese grater for Xmas, and he reckons it's the best book he's ever read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 On 12/18/2018 at 3:50 PM, The Bishop of Phlegm said: For fucks sake keep the little cunt quiet and fuck off outside if it needs it's nappy changing You are either a Jaffa seedless cunt, or you are 12 which is it? Life goes on after becoming a parent and a coffeee shop is hardly like taking a child into a Michelin Star restaurant at 9 o clock at night. If you don’t like it, pick your cardboard cup off coffee up and take a walk you fucking cheap cunt. Alternative pay for a better class of life and drink your coffee in a better class of establishment. Mc Donald’s does a nice coffee in your price range, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: You are either a Jaffa seedless cunt, or you are 12 which is it? Life goes on after becoming a parent and a coffeee shop is hardly like taking a child into a Michelin Star restaurant at 9 o clock at night. If you don’t like it, pick your cardboard cup off coffee up and take a walk you fucking cheap cunt. Alternative pay for a better class of life and drink your coffee in a better class of establishment. Mc Donald’s does a nice coffee in your price range, Maccy D's are too expensive and I might bump into a dopey cunt like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 23 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Maccy D's are too expensive and I might bump into a dopey cunt like you. You fucking work there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Monumental cunt said: You fucking work there Pen works on the railway. As a railroad sleeper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pen works on the railway. As a railroad sleeper. Work is a bit to strong language to describe Pens occupation. Care in the community is a better way of putting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 3 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Work is a bit to strong language to describe Pens occupation. Care in the community is a better way of putting it. I should think Pen's best possible use, should the workshy cunt ever actually obtain gainful employment, would be as a speed bump in a busy roundabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 20, 2018 Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: I should think Pen's best possible use, should the workshy ever actually obtain gainful employment, would be as a speed bump in a busy roundabout. I'd be driving round that fucker a few times a day then, making sure I'd loaded up the pecker mobile with a few 100 kilos of bricks first mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Work is a bit to strong language to describe Pens occupation. Care in the community is a better way of putting it. Pen is the reason the railway company still has the Invester in People acreditation. It just means you employ mongs on minimum wage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Pen is the reason the railway company still has the Invester in People acreditation. It just means you employ mongs on minimum wage. You are 15 years out of date on that Bollo Mong .. I left the railroad 16 years ago and my pay was twice the then minimum wage plus bonuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 21, 2018 Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 3 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: You are 15 years out of date on that Bollo Mong .. I left the railroad 16 years ago and my pay was twice the then minimum wage plus bonuses. 'The railroad'? Are you from the Klondike and named Zeke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 21, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2018 29 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'The railroad'? Are you from the Klondike and named Zeke? Nope .. "railroad is common term used by railway employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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