Decimus Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 A bluefin tuna has just been sold for a staggering £2.5 million in Tokyo. They must have seen him coming, even with their slitty little eyes. Camberwell Gypsy flogs her tuna stinking knickers to perverted Japanese tourists for only a few quid at Billingsgate fish market. Lol Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 It's all about dick size,Proof that no matter if your white,brown,black or yellow the world is full of cunts,.Fishy,smelly ones at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: A bluefin tuna has just been sold for a staggering £2.5 million in Tokyo. They must have seen him coming, even with their slitty little eyes. Camberwell Gypsy flogs her tuna stinking knickers to perverted Japanese tourists for only a few quid at Billingsgate fish market. Lol Fuck off. What freaks me out are the pictures of the crazy fucker. Anyone with that much disposable income in a shit hole like Japan clearly has ties to the Yakuza. Look at his staff, they're fucking terrified of the chubby little maniac: This is a man who has killed someone - I fucking guarantee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What freaks me out are the pictures of the crazy fucker. Anyone with that much disposable income in a shit hole like Japan clearly has ties to the Yakuza. Look at his staff, they're fucking terrified of the chubby little maniac: This is a man who has killed someone - I fucking guarantee it. I look at the 4 slopey background cunts and see a brigade of cunts will to put on a benihana cutlery display with the bosses fat arse for advancement. What I find disgusting is that the creepy little fuckers are going to cut that fish up, serve it raw as a delicacy, and there is a large population of cunts with tapeworms already, who will pay handlsomely for tuna and rice rolled in kale. They're all cunts. After a fine fishy smelly meal, they'll be off to the nearest soiled knicker vending machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: What freaks me out are the pictures of the crazy fucker. Anyone with that much disposable income in a shit hole like Japan clearly has ties to the Yakuza. Look at his staff, they're fucking terrified of the chubby little maniac: This is a man who has killed someone - I fucking guarantee it. "You! Plepare 25 garrons of clispy batter mix. Mr Cuntybaws be alliving in 2 hour!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: "You! Plepare 25 garrons of clispy batter mix. Mr Cuntybaws be alliving in 2 hour!" That's the starter sorted, now what's for fucking dessert? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the starter sorted, now what's for fucking dessert? Caramelised spaniel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: That's the starter sorted, now what's for fucking dessert? deep fat fried intestinal worms coated in thick milk chocolate, or as the peasants know them, Pocky sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: deep fat fried intestinal worms coated in thick milk chocolate, or as the peasants know them, Pocky sticks. Ever seen a North Korean's stomach contents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Ever seen a North Korean's stomach contents? It's no surprise they're such hyper spastic cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: It's no surprise they're such hyper spastic cunts. I like to pretend they're all joined Trill like those cunts from Star Trek with the slugs in their bellies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I like to pretend they're all joined Trill like those cunts from Star Trek with the slugs in their bellies. I like to think the Chinese are farming them for meat when cooking cats and dogs gets globally outlawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 20 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Ever seen a North Korean's stomach contents? I've just returned from a tangential drive-by of some deep web vermiphilia sites with a whole new slant (pun intended) on the word "wormhole". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 4 hours ago, Decimus said: A bluefin tuna has just been sold for a staggering £2.5 million in Tokyo. They must have seen him coming, even with their slitty little eyes. Camberwell Gypsy flogs her tuna stinking knickers to perverted Japanese tourists for only a few quid at Billingsgate fish market. Lol Fuck off. I've looked this up, and nowhere does he give any valid reasons for paying a hundred grand a kilo for tuna. Let's say that a kilo produces 20 dishes, to turn a profit, each plate must sell for over 5 thousand. No cunt in their right mind is paying that for 2 ounces of raw fish and a spoonful of clammy rice. This is just a massive attention seeking wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've just returned from a tangential drive-by of some deep web vermiphilia sites with a whole new slant (pun intended) on the word "wormhole". I always wanted to try the deep web, but I fear I wouldn't return, robbing you all of the gift of my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Between Baws, Scotty, Eric and Roadie, I'm going to be in debt for fucking likes!!! Baws, that vermiphilia post forced me to get some wipes for my computer screen. They don't mix well with coffee ejected from the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've looked this up, and nowhere does he give any valid reasons for paying a hundred grand a kilo for tuna. Let's say that a kilo produces 20 dishes, to turn a profit, each plate must sell for over 5 thousand. No cunt in their right mind is paying that for 2 ounces of raw fish and a spoonful of clammy rice. This is just a massive attention seeking wanker. I reckon he's probably going to pimp it out to his VIP clients. Throw some lipstick, eyeliner and a blond wig on the bastard and you've got Gwendoline Christie. The gash is already to scale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: I reckon he's probably going to pimp it out to his VIP clients. Throw some lipstick, eyeliner and a blond wig on the bastard and you've got Gwendoline Christie. And none of you spotted the hundred grand a kilo mistake. Obviously it was deliberate.. errm. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: And none of you spotted the hundred grand a kilo mistake. Obviously it was deliberate.. errm. I hand't noticed, Eric. Being a Geordie who grew up in the 90's the highest number I can count to is 9 - Shearer's fuckball number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 25 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I reckon he's probably going to pimp it out to his VIP clients. Throw some lipstick, eyeliner and a blond wig on the bastard and you've got Gwendoline Christie. The gash is already to scale. If he's going to bother with all of that, might as well make it a black stringy, greasy wig, a glue on scruff beard, poofy fucking clothes from Poundland, a black overcoat, and name it Frank. @Eric Cuntman I really wasn't paying attention Eric. I'm rather used to Japs being extravagant with these things. They are entirely about status. Material wealth and possessions nobody else can acquire make their deviant little world turn. I wouldn't be surprised if the slanty little cunt had paid 5 mill for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If he's going to bother with all of that, might as well make it a black stringy, greasy wig, a glue on scruff beard, poofy fucking clothes from Poundland, a black overcoat, and name it Frank. Blue fin tuna is already endangered, Wiz. No need to add insult to injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 Just now, Roadkill said: Blue fin tuna is already endangered, Wiz. No need to add insult to injury. Still no likes accumulated. The Japs buy dirty knickers from machines...they work themselves into such a state of sexual deprivation, their perversions would give the best psychiatrists reason to lobotomize the lot. They'll pay that kind of money for ONE endangered fish; they support the wholesale extermination of sharks, JUST for their fins. I say take off, nuke the entire fucking place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 To be honest i quite like Japan, especially when there's a mushroom cloud hovering over it 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: To be honest i quite like Japan, especially when there's a mushroom cloud hovering over it 😎 They do their best work applying burn cremes and digging out of rubble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 5, 2019 Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 2 hours ago, Roadkill said: What freaks me out are the pictures of the crazy fucker. Anyone with that much disposable income in a shit hole like Japan clearly has ties to the Yakuza. Look at his staff, they're fucking terrified of the chubby little maniac: This is a man who has killed someone - I fucking guarantee it. Why the fuck are the total bellends still brandishing a weapon from about 1100 AD? they were the same in the war it would be like the brits charging into battle in WWII still using fucking longswords, broadswords and claymores etc. Probably still abiding by some bullshit ancient bushido code or something. Grow up you little dick pretend tough guy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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