Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Look out, DC, you've got Bert and Ernie on your case. If you manage to withstand such a devastating broadside without killing yourself, I know a good counsellor at the N&N who can help you deal with the aftermath of their brutal savaging. You are really bitter about not getting that conductor job with Abelio Greater Anglia aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Rev said: Real blokes don't mind a bottle of HP occupying a space on their table. It is the condiment brand-leader of unequivocal heterosexuality. Cunts who use the Brasso'd hand-me-downs legacied to them by their departed urine-soaked nan are generally the type who advertise their adeptness in orally emptying the clackerbag of their gentleman callers. HP or Daddies sauce is the proper, two fisted cunts accompaniment to a bacon sarnie. Any cunt that puts lettuce and tomato in it should be opened up from groin to sternum with a semi-blunt billhook, and have their lungs removed with a trawlermans gaff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: HP or Daddies sauce is the proper, two fisted cunts accompaniment to a bacon sarnie. Any cunt that puts lettuce and tomato in it should be opened up from groin to sternum with a semi-blunt billhook, and have their lungs removed with a trawlermans gaff. Daddies Sauce is now made in Poland And HP Sauce in Holland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: What’s your view on Henderson’s Relish? Henderson’s relish is a gay version of Lea and Perrins Worcestershire sauce.... i can only assume that you put a catering bottle of Henderson’s faggot’s elixir on your grotty kitchette table at every meal..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: Daddies Sauce is now made in Poland And HP Sauce in Holland Doc Martens made in Asia. Except the industrial ones with steel toe caps, which are the only ones I wear. The Asian ones are shit quality, made as a fashion accessory for languid goths and lesbian social workers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 41 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Common, truly common. It’s disgusting having an avatar that looks like a pile of soggy chips drowned in cheap vinegar. Change your avatar Mr Chips. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s disgusting having an avatar that looks like a pile of soggy chips drowned in cheap vinegar. Change your avatar Mr Chips. lol. Are you Alfie and Iam Ape now an item? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: HP or Daddies sauce is the proper, two fisted cunts accompaniment to a bacon sarnie. Any cunt that puts lettuce and tomato in it should be opened up from groin to sternum with a semi-blunt billhook, and have their lungs removed with a trawlermans gaff. English Mustard is the correct accompaniment. Daddies sauce is for perverts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: It’s disgusting having an avatar that looks like a pile of soggy chips drowned in cheap vinegar. Change your avatar Mr Chips. lol. Its fucking bacon you blind twat, get your eyes tested. Chips that dark are burnt. Although it's probably too late as all that sexual proclivity in Lagos has left you short sighted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doc Martens made in Asia. Except the industrial ones with steel toe caps, which are the only ones I wear. The Asian ones are shit quality, made as a fashion accessory for languid goths and lesbian social workers. You don't have Doc Marten sandwiches do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Its fucking bacon you blind twat, get your eyes tested. Chips that dark are burnt. Although it's probably too late as all that sexual proclivity in Lagos has left you short sighted. Fuck off and get a proper avatar you retard. You’re obviously a “sauce bottle on the table” pleb judging from your outraged reaction to my venerable nomination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Doc Martens made in Asia. Except the industrial ones with steel toe caps, which are the only ones I wear. The Asian ones are shit quality, made as a fashion accessory for languid goths and lesbian social workers. Doc Martens are for peasants and football hooligans. I assume you fall into both categories.... Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Doc Martens are for peasants and football hooligans. I assume you fall into both categories.... Lol. Yes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yes. You wouldn’t get into my golf club with Doc Martens on... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 9 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off and get a proper avatar you retard. You’re obviously a “sauce bottle on the table” pleb judging from your outraged reaction to my venerable nomination. Says the wanker with a bee-faced faggot as his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 7 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf club with Doc Martens on... lol. Of course I would. Who would fucking stop me? I very much doubt that your security staff are in my league. Poof. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf club with Doc Martens on... lol. If your golf club has the same entry requirements as your arsehole, all he'd need to gain admittance is two pence. Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 25 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: You wouldn’t get into my golf club with Doc Martens on... lol. ....frightful my dear, they simply ruin the greens.... Lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Daddies sauce is the proper, two fisted Don't mention "Daddy's sauce" or two fisted with punkape around lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Doc Martens are for peasants and football hooligans. I assume you fall into both categories.... Lol. DMs and football hooligans? Have you been asleep for the last 40 years? You need to get out more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 3 hours ago, DrCunt said: Please just die and do the whole world a favour. Worm. Doc you really are a colourless cunt. At best.. ollybore beige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, Frank said: Doc you really are a colourless cunt. At best.. ollybore beige. Shut your fucking mouth, you Tootsie shagging cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 23 minutes ago, Frank said: Doc you really are a colourless cunt. At best.. ollybore beige. Beats the hell out of being you though. Dickless bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 16, 2019 Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off and get a proper avatar you retard. You’re obviously a “sauce bottle on the table” pleb judging from your outraged reaction to my venerable nomination. Ok. This avatar says it all. I do not buy artificial shit like factory made sauces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Of course I would. Who would fucking stop me? I very much doubt that your security staff are in my league. Poof. Lol You would be filled in by our porters and greens staff. Lol. Pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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