camberwell gypsy Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Why are you typing with a Yorkshire accent? Its this t'phone. I bought it in t'Castleford by eck as like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Its this t'phone. I bought it in t'Castleford by eck as like. Teck t'bugger back t'shop, I tell thee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 21, 2019 Report Share Posted February 21, 2019 40 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not good for burying things is tarmac. Doesn't the hot tar mask the smell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 23:23, Khiwa said: According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind? I once banged my gf so hard in the ass it brused my bob end. She later removed her anal beads to reveal why my dick was battered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 Sex injuries happen a lot with my cousin Erin. Well, if the punters try not to pay her, they won't get a kicking, will they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Little Eric’s arse hole is worse than Uncle Alberts broom. It’s had 7 new sleeves and 8 new butt cheeks. But he can still bend over and get Wizz horned up with a wink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 32 minutes ago, King Billy said: Little Eric’s arse hole is worse than Uncle Alberts broom. It’s had 7 new sleeves and 8 new butt cheeks. But he can still bend over and get Wizz horned up with a wink More comic genius. Flid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: More comic genius. Flid. I’m sure I’ve heard that reply before. Has your Fisher Price computer, the one with the big yellow buttons finally decided to turn on you as well. You useless fucking pice of plankton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 hours ago, King Billy said: I’m sure I’ve heard that reply before. Has your Fisher Price computer, the one with the big yellow buttons finally decided to turn on you as well. You useless fucking pice of plankton. You're seething now aren't you, face red, lips turning blue, furiously waving your fliddy pipe cleaner arms and pounding the keyboard with your creepy little 'scary movie 2' deformed hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your seething now aren't you, face red, lips turning blue, furiously waving your fliddy pipe cleaner arms and pounding the keyboard with your creepy little 'scary movie 2' deformed hands. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 22 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: More comic genius. Flid. Trigger's broom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Trigger's broom Erics busted arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Your seething now aren't you, face red, lips turning blue, furiously waving your fliddy pipe cleaner arms and pounding the keyboard with your creepy little 'scary movie 2' deformed hands. Exact description of your avatar or is it an avatar ? What time are you scheduled to die? I really don’t want to miss it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Albert, you've quoted Eric's ONE post twice, and both of your responses are school yard level drivel. You take all this far too personally. You claim you aren't in hysterics, but the rest of us see a complete and utter spastic in full seizure complete with drooling and uncontrollable flatulence. Please get yourself sorted. If that means taking a couple of centuries off from posting here, we'll wait, honest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Albert, you've quoted Eric's ONE post twice, and both of your responses are school yard level drivel. You take all this far too personally. You claim you aren't in hysterics, but the rest of us see a complete and utter spastic in full seizure complete with drooling and uncontrollable flatulence. Please get yourself sorted. If that means taking a couple of centuries off from posting here, we'll wait, honest! Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Fuck off Extraordinary retort! Idiot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: Extraordinary retort! Idiot! Thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, King Billy said: Thank you If Decs does return and shoves his angry cock into something, and I reference Eric's Scary Movie 2 post here, I hope he treats you like this... I'm using visuals because clearly, the English language is beyond your comprehension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 The most common sex injury for @King Billy is getting a @Crab stuck up his arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: The most common sex injury for @King Billy is getting a @Crab stuck up his arse. Along with Gerbils, Hamsters, rats, rabid burrowing honey badgers and his own thick skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Along with Gerbils, Hamsters, rats, rabid burrowing honey badgers and his own thick skull. I can imagine my grandad masturbating Wizzle. I bet you can't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: I can imagine my grandad masturbating Wizzle. I bet you can't Why would he imagine your grandad masturbating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 8 minutes ago, ratcum said: I can imagine my grandad masturbating Wizzle. I bet you can't I am imagining Frau Rat in the throes of solo pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 57 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Why would he imagine your grandad masturbating? Why would anyone want to imagine any grandad masturbating??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 3, 2019 Report Share Posted March 3, 2019 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: Why would he imagine your grandad masturbating? he was masturbating Wizardsleeve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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