King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 Just now, Major Cunt said: What we're you thinking get lippy with me, when I had a loaded shotgun pointed at ya. If you remember Neville I had it pointed out your head, I reconsider and shot you in the leg. Nice fucking place you got here Jimmy. Who said crime doesn’t pay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 5, 2019 Report Share Posted May 5, 2019 You’ve never done anything good Chopper. Well I bashed you up. That was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 On 03/05/2019 at 22:51, Major Cunt said: As of late I've been watching the strange antics of the homeless/ham and egger's, who are partial to this particular poison. I saw one fella who looked like an oversized gnome, shadow boxing in slow motion while under the influence. Along with another sitting in an almost lotus type position, while twirling his Steele toe capped boots above his head like a lasso. Both of them in almost trance like state, bearing in mind both of these incidents occurred in a busy city centre. Now the Major is no prude where the consumption of certain herbs are concerned, in fact in my younger years I could give Howard Marks a run for his kingskins. This shit is on another level though, there's no late night runs to the shop for ice cream and Doritos, or getting deep into reggae and Pink Floyd. I've actually seen people asleep in the blazing sun in shop door ways, now I understand they need to escape reality, however I was under the impression heroin did that. So...what’s the problem. One more month of Brexit and listening to all this MP horse shit and I’m smoking my tits off on black mamba for the rest of my days in Decimuses smoke den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: So...what’s the problem. One more month of Brexit and listening to all this MP horse shit and I’m smoking my tits off on black mamba for the rest of my days in Decimuses smoke den. Smoking the old black Mambas are a daily ritual for you though MC, just not the herbal variety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 On 6 May 2019 at 00:48, King Billy said: You’ve never done anything good Chopper. Well I bashed you up. That was good Old Keithy seems to have done himself a mischief (or words to that effect) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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